Towels

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(Country dish towels. The kind that aren't used for showering.)
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:&mdash; [[Mike Chapman]], [[DNA Evidence#Commentary Transcript|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]</blockquote>
:&mdash; [[Mike Chapman]], [[DNA Evidence#Commentary Transcript|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]</blockquote>
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'''Towels''' are cloths used to cover up [[Naked Homestar Runner|nakedness]] after [[shower]]ing, or drying off after being soaked. [[Damp Towel Man]] collects damp towels from across the galaxy, stating that the green-stained ones are the rarest and most powerful kind.
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Despite almost never being used for cleaning things, '''towels''' nonetheless continue to be mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; The [[showering]] [[alien]]'s towel falls off.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; The [[showering]] [[alien]]'s towel falls off.
*[[Main Page 14]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
*[[Main Page 14]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] &mdash; After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... And some garbage bags".
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] &mdash; After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... and some garbage bags".
*Email [[suntan]] &mdash; Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
*Email [[suntan]] &mdash; Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] &mdash; A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z's locker room]].
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] &mdash; A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z]]'s [[locker room]].
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*Email [[secret recipes]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he's been shaven.
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*Email [[secret recipes]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.
*Email [[trading cards]] &mdash; Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards|card]].
*Email [[trading cards]] &mdash; Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards|card]].
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
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*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; [[Coach Z]] (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
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*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Coach Z (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[mud baths]].
*Email [[concert]] &mdash; Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[mud baths]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] &mdash; [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the <strike>Towel Boy</strike> Team Manager's cart.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] &mdash; [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the <strike>Towel Boy</strike> Team Manager's cart.

Revision as of 04:15, 27 March 2020

The rarest and most powerful kind.
MIKE: That towel— Coach Z and gross towels— it's been a pretty recent— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to—
MATT: Yeah.
MIKE: —towels hasn't there?
Mike Chapman, DNA Evidence DVD commentary
Despite almost never being used for cleaning things, towels nonetheless continue to be mentioned and used in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

See Also