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Frequently, when the characters of the [[Homestar Runner Universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will be followed by a '''silly disclaimer'''.
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[[Image:themepark.png|thumb|"* please do not bring your grandmother"]]
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When the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will frequently be followed by a '''silly disclaimer''', either [[Blatant Lies|denying the preceding statement]] or adding a word of caution. These disclaimers are often written out, preceded by an asterisk, and spoken by a [[Generic Announcers|generic voice]] in a hushed tone.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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* [[Meet Marshie]] — "[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails."
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* Email [[CGNU]] {{--}} "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you."
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* email [[the bet]] — "[[Butter-da|BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD"
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* [[Meet Marshie]] {{--}} "[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails."
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* email [[theme park]] — "please do not bring your grandmother"
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* Email [[the bet]] {{--}} "[[BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD"
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* email [[secret recipes]] —
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* Email [[theme park]] {{--}} "please do not bring your grandmother"
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* Email [[secret recipes]] {{--}}
** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber."
** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber."
** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg."
** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg."
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** " I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is."
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** "I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is."
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* email [[long pants]] — "Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED"
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* Email [[long pants]] {{--}} "Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED"
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* email [[narrator]] — "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper."
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* Email [[narrator]] {{--}} "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for [[The Poopsmith]] and a graphic scene of [[The Paper]]."
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* [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] — "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump."
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* [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] {{--}} "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater." Written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as "GAMe [[Lowercase i's|WiLL]] NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii ''{unreadable}'' ter."
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* [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater." ''{written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as "GAMe WiLL NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii—''unreadable''—ter.}''
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* [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] {{--}} "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump."
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* [[Costume Commercial]] — "Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by Mancuso's older brother."
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* [[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} "Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by Mancuso's older brother."
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* [[Donut Unto Others]] — '''[[Bubs|BUBS]]:''' "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements."
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* [[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements."
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* email [[too cool]] — "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence."
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* Email [[too cool]] {{--}} "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence."
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* [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] —
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* [[Later That Night...]] {{--}} "Preceding statement has not been approved by DOW Chemical."
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* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] {{--}} "Actual tiles do not [[Michael Jackson|Billie Jean]]"
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* [[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} "Side effects may include: [[-èd|zig-zaggèd]] pants, [[large bean]], clichéd parodies, and playing in a band."
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* [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] {{--}}
** "cool, cool glasses not included"
** "cool, cool glasses not included"
** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer."
** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer."
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* [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] {{--}} "Talkin' Strong Bad plush doll will not actually give you a rash."
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[[Category:Word running gags]]
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[[Category: Running Gags]]
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Revision as of 23:51, 31 December 2022

"* please do not bring your grandmother"

When the characters of the Homestar Runner universe make bold claims or suggestions, these will frequently be followed by a silly disclaimer, either denying the preceding statement or adding a word of caution. These disclaimers are often written out, preceded by an asterisk, and spoken by a generic voice in a hushed tone.

Appearances

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