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| - | = Teespring = | + | =Random Homestar Runner Asset Generator= |
| - | [[File:TeespringBanner.jpg|thumb|Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe!]]
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| - | The '''Teespring''' store, also known as '''Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe''', is a print-on-demand platform where [[The Brothers Chaps]] sell [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise, allowing [[homestarrunner.com]] to remain ad-free. This store is largely focused on apparel and homeware.
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| - | It was first launched sometime in 2019. Initially advertised via a banner on the Shopify [[Store]], it is currently linked to from the navbar main page. It has superseded the Shopify store as the main place to buy Homestar Runner shirts.
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| - | ==Apparel==
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| - | ===T-Shirts===
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| - | {| class="wikitable" width="100%" | + | |
| - | ! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="tshirt_scalding_lake_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:ScaldingLakeShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || Style it out in a shirt from [[Rather Dashing]]'s favorite vacation resort. Who wouldn't love to dip a toe in that very hot body of water...er...scalding lake.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
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| - | |[[Image:sloshyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sloshy_women_shopify"
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| - | |[[Image:sloshyWomenShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sloshy_shopify"
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| - | |[[Image:sloshyLamp.png|150px]] || [[Image:sloshyLampClose.png|150px]] || Sloshy Lamp || T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need?
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sloshy_lamp_women_shopify"
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| - | |[[Image:sloshyLampWomenShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:sloshyLampClose.png|150px]] || Sloshy Lamp || T-shirt with lamp. It says it right there on the shirt. What more do you need?
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| - | |-id="tshirt_the_cheat_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:TSTheCheatShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSTheCheatShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_trogdor_shirt_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:TrogdorShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Trogdor]]! The Burninator || It's the wingaling dragon himself! With all the majesty you could ever want!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Full Body || Strong Bad in his well-known "I am so great I have to raise my arms" pose!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler_kids"
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| - | |[[Image:StrongBadFullBodyShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] Full Body (youth) ||Strong Bad in a classic pose!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_tgs_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TeenGirlSquadShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Tgs-close.png|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || Look SO GOOD in this fashionable Teen Girl Squad shirt.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_homestar_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:HomestarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:homestar-close.gif|150px]] || Homestar Runner || Good ol' Homestar Runner just standing around on a light blue star. A classic!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_star_shirt_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:StarShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] Star Shirt || An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_marzipan_womens_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TSMarzipanShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSMarzipanShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] || Marzipan on red! They said it couldn't be done, but here It is!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_the_cheat_1983_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TheCheat1983Shirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TheCheat1983ShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] - Since [[1983]] || Remember The Cheat's old logo from the 80's? I do too! Why not wear it on a shirt?
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| - | |-id="tshirt_trogdor_lite_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TrogdorLiteShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Trogdor Lite || The S's are still more different, and the V's are just as consummate, but Trogdor is on a white t-shirt this time!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_lil_brudder_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TSLilBrudderShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSLilBrudderShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Lil' Brudder]] || You can make it on your own with this Lil' Brudder shirt. Get into high finance while your at it!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_CGNU_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TSCGNUShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSCGNUShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] || Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor?
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| - | |-id="tshirt_limozeen_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TSLimozeenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSLimozeenShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Limozeen]] || Zeen around town in this sweetest of sweet Limozeen shirts. Wearing it improves both squeedliness and meedliness of guitar solos.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_duck_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:DuckShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Duckie Shirt|Duck Shirt]] || Before the classic star shirt, Homestar Runner used to sport this not-so-classic duck shirt. Now you can too!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_blubbos_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:BlubbOsShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BlubbOsShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Blubb-O's|Blubbo's]] || Everyone loves Blubb-o's and their impossible to understand [[drive-thru whale]]! Available for the first time!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_beefy_arm_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:BeefyArmShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BeefyArmShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] [[Beefy Arm]] || With Trogdor's beefy arm on the back and a few scales on the front, this shirt has more majesty than it knows what to do with!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_bear-shark_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:BearSharkShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BearSharkShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] || [[The Cheat]]'s greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_bear-shark_women_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:BearSharkWomenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:BearSharkShirtClose.png|150px]] || Bear Holding a Shark || The Cheat's greatest fear: an angry bear menancingly holding a terrifying shark! So many sharp teeth!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_homestar_running_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:HomestarRunningShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Running T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] Running || Homestar Runner doing what he does best.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_homestar_running_women_TS"
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| - | |[[Image:HomestarRunningWomenShirt.png|150px]] || [[Image:Homestar Running T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || Homestar Running || Homestar Runner doing what he does best.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_stinkoman_TS"
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| - | |[[File:StinkomanShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StinkomanShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || Stinkoman ||Ask for all the challenges in the world with this Stinkoman shirt in his classic double deuce pose. Select from red or white shirt
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| - | |-id="tshirt_Decemberween_TS"
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| - | |[[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Front.jpg|150px]][[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Back.jpg|150px]]|| [[File:Decemberween_Shirt_Close.jpg|150px]]|| Decemberween Sweat(er) Shirt ||Ring in this Decemberween in style when you wear this faux-knit sweater sweatshirt! Featuring the iconic silhouettes of your fave dumb animal characters plus Trogdor and mugs of Hot Jones!<br><br>*This is a sweatshirt with printing all o'er it. It is NOT a knit wool sweater type deal. It's just s'posed to look that way.
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| - | |-id="tshirt_Beef_Reverser_TS"
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| - | | [[File:BeefReverserShirt.jpg|150px]] || [[File:BeefReverserShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || [[Marzipan Beef Reverser|Beef Reverser]] || From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_camp_scalding_lake_TS"
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| - | | [[File:CampScaldingLakeShirtFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:CampScaldingLakeShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || Camp [[Scalding Lake]] || Let everyone know where your parents shipped you off to this summer with this kick-awesome shirt from Camp Scalding Lake. Available in yellow and tan!
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| - | ===Hoodies & Sweatshirts===
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| - | ! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="CGNU_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:CGNUHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSCGNUShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] || Make your alma mater proud by wearing this Crazy Go Nuts University shirt. Also available in hoodie form for those brisk autumn evenings. What is valor?
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| - | |-id="the_cheat_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TheCheatHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TSTheCheatShirtClose.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || If The Cheat is the type of character that you want on a shirt or hoodie, this is your lucky day!
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| - | |-id="TGS_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TeenGirlSquadHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:Teen GIrl Squad Hoodie close-up.PNG|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] Hoodie || Look so good in the chilly weather this season with the Teen Girl Squad hoodie.
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| - | |-id="trogdor_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TrogdorHoodie.png|150px]] || [[Image:TrogdorHoodie2.png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Hoodie || Just in time for autumnal burnination, the Trogdor Hoodie is back!
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| - | |-id="sloshy_premium_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[File:sloshyPremiumHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
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| - | |-id="sloshy_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[File:sloshyHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[Image:Sloshy T-shirt closeup.PNG|150px]] || [[sloshy]] || Show how little you care about Strong Bad's most/least favorite indie band with this t-shirt. Or don't. Whatever.
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| - | |-id="beef_reverser_hoodie_TS"
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| - | | [[File:BeefReverserHoodie.jpg|150px]] || [[File:BeefReverserShirtClose.jpg|150px]] || [[Marzipan Beef Reverser|Beef Reverser]] || From the totally-not-a-hit mini game "Marzipan's Beef Reverser" comes this creep-awesome 8-bit pixely design! Who wouldn't want to reverse beef whilst wearing one of these things?!
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| - | ===Tank Tops===
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| - | ! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="homestar_star_tank_top_TS
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| - | | [[File:TankTopStarShirt.jpg|150px]]|| [[File:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] Star Shirt || An exact replica of Homestar's classic "shirt," but this one has arm holes and sleeves (cept for the tank top)!
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| - | ===Babies===
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| - | ! Shirt !! Close-up !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="tshirt_poopsmith_onesie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:PoopsmithOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:The Poopsmith Onesie Closeup.png|150px]] || [[Poopsmith]] Onesie || Every baby needs a Poopsmith onesie, right?
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| - | |-id="tshirt_trogdor_onesie_TS"
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| - | | [[Image:TrogdorOnesie.png|150px]] || [[Image:Baby Trogdor (store).png|150px]] || [[Trogdor]] Onesie || The cutest Burninator ever! Your little bundle o' joy will have the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages shaking in their collective boots!
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| - | |-id="tshirt_homestar_babies_onesie_TS"
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| - | | [[File:HomestarBabiesOnesie.png|150px]] || [[File:Homestar Babies Onesie Detail.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Middle School Character Variations|Babies]] || Do you know a cute baby? Make it 2.5 to 4.3 times cuter with this Baby Strong Bad and Baby Homestar onesie.
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| - | ==Homeware==
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| - | ===Pillows===
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| - | |-id="cold_ones_pillow"
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| - | |[[File:ColdOnesPillowFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:ColdOnesPillowBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Cold Ones]] Pillow ||Strong Bad's famous phrase! The Property of Ones!<br>
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| - | Note: This is not actually cross-stitched! It just kinda looks like it!
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| - | |-id="eh_steve_pillow"
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| - | |[[File:Eh!Steve!PillowFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:Eh!Steve!PillowBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Eh! Steve!]] Pillow ||Bring the magic of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes to your couch or love seat! One side features his coy, swirly smirk. The other depicts him delivering his famous catch phrase!<br><br>Designed by Denoob Largo for Cheap As Free Housewares.
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| - | |[[File:StrongMadPillowFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StrongMadPillowBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Mad]] Rasslin' Pillow Pal ||He's like a big square, this guy! Now you can reverse suplex brother Strong Mad instead of the other way around! Or just cuddle up for some rare Graw Mad hugs!<br><br>And at a 16" square, he's a perfect scale companion to the Talkin' Strong Bad Plush from fangamer:<br> [[fangamer:products/strong-bad-plush-talking|https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-bad-plush-talking]]
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| - | |-id="marshie_mood_pillow"
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| - | |[[File:MarshiePillowFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:MarshiePillowBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Marshie]] Mood Pillow ||Who else is roughly square? Why Marshie of course! So he gets his own pillow too!<br><br>Flip him to his creepy smile side on good days or flop him to his creepy raging side on bad ones!
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| - | |[[File:Deleted_Pillow_Front.jpg|150px]] || [[File:Deleted_Pillow_Back.jpg|150px]] || Deleted Pillow || Put Strong Bad's first computer on your couch doing what it did best! Bad Graphics Ghost on the flipside.<br><br>You can try and DELETE your couch guests but there's no guarantee they will actually leave.
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| - | |-id="compy_386_pillow"
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| - | |[[File:Compy_386_Pillow_Front.jpg|150px]] || [[File:Compy_386_Pillow_Back.jpg|150px]] || Compy 386 Pillow || Capture some of Strong Bad's second computer's most famous and vulnerable moments with this roughly-monitor-shaped pillow.<br><br>Featuring its famous last words on one side and Homestar Runner's handmade error message on t'other!
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| - | |[[File:StrongBadiaFlag.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Badia]] Flag ||Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow with this wall tapestry of the Strong Badia flag. Available for the first time!
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| - | |[[File:IMissVideoGamesTowel.jpg|150px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|I Miss Video Games]] Towel ||Max and relax with them olda boys while they simultaneously miss video games AND their mom! Perfect for poolside, beachside, or a weird tapestry to hang on your wall
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| - | |-id="take-a-break_towel"
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| - | |[[File:TakeABreak.exeTowel.jpg|150px]] || [[Take-a-Break.exe]] Beach Towel ||You deserve a reward! Can't you almost hear the roar of the pixelated waves? And the "DONK-DONK" of your winged seabird friend?<br>
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| - | |[[File:StrongBadTigerTowel.jpg|150px]] || [[suntan|Strong Bad Lying on a Tiger Beach Towel]]||Now you too can get WAY too much sun while kinda creepily lying on top of Strong Bad lying on top of a white tiger beach towel! Like those anime body pillows but slightly less disturbing!<br><br>You too will be on a one way trip to Ab City, USA! Do-doot do!
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| - | |[[File:MainPage14ShowerCurtain.png|150px]] || [[Main Page 14|Main Page]] Shower Curtain ||Another item in the ever-popular Main Page Merch catalog! Also check out the Main Page Beach Towel!
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| - | |[[File:MainPage3Towel.jpg|150px]] || [[Main Page 3|Beach Homepage]] Beach Towel ||Remember your favorite URL in the whole world [[HR:main3.html|www.homestarrunner.com/main3.html]]?! The beach homepage?! Of course you do! Relive the TOONS! The GAMES! The EEEEEMAIL! with this fluffy beach towel. All your favs are here! That monkey! The doomed white whale! The "Wear A Bikini" biplane!<br>
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| - | Remember a simpler time when websites were a thing and they each had their own weird menu pages and navigation and unskippable animated intros!!
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| - | ===Bedding===
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| - | |[[File:BasementBlanket.jpg|150px]] || [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] Stripes Blanket ||Turn your bed into Strong Bad's famous basement wall with this cozy fleece blanket. Cuddle up and mumble SNES games in your sleep!
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| - | ==Accessories==
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| - | ===Face Masks===
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| - | {| class="wikitable" width="100%"
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| - | ! Mask !! Folded !! width="15%"|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="mask_strong_bad's_fleshtangle_mouth_TS"
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| - | | [[File:StrongBadFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StrongBadFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]]'s Fleshtangle Mouth Face Mask || You can finally wear the weird rectangular mouth that coined such timeless phrases as "I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!," "ARROWED!," and who could forget "TAPE LEG!"
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| - | | [[File:StrongMadFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StrongMadFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Strong Mad]]'s Hideous Maw Face Mask || No one will want to get anywhere NEAR you when you wear brother Graw Mad's toothy snarl on your face.<br><br>If the sight alone doesn't keep people away, go ahead and yell stuff like "GARBELDINA!" "I CAN'T SPELL YOU!" and "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?"<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visable
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| - | |-id="mask_senor_cardgage_goatee_TS"
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| - | | [[File:SenorCardgageFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:SenorCardgageFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] Goatee Face Mask || The combolations will come fast and furious when you wrap your talkmouth and breathenose in this facemask tremblazoned with the mouth and faceular hair of Senor Cardage. Need to cover up to keep you and your bremeldas safe? No Probalo!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible
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| - | |-id="mask_stinkoman_chin_challenge_TS"
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| - | | [[File:StinkomanFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:StinkomanFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[Stinkoman]] Chin Challenge Face Mask || EXCUSE ME I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING BUT ARE YOU ASKING FOR A HEALTH AND SAFETY CHALLEEEENGE?! You don't NEED blue hair to wear this Stinkoman face mask but it would definitely help! Give germs and allergens a double deuce with Stinkoman's ridiculously huge open mouth! 20X6!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible
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| - | |-id="mask_1-ups_wanna-be-the-guy-too_TS"
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| - | | [[File:1-UpFaceMask.jpg|150px]] || [[File:1-UpFaceMaskFolded.jpg|150px]] || [[1-UP]]'S WANNA-BE-THE-GUY-TOO FACE MASK || Are you just a kid? Maybe when you're older?! Now YOU can be the guy too when you wear this 1-Up facemask! Favorite food! Spiced Bun! Frozen bake! And allat and allat!<br><br>*when worn, design becomes more visible
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| - | ===Phone Cases===
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| - | | [[File:CompyiPhoneCase.jpg|150px]] || [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] iPhone Case ||Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with the Compy iPhone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!<br>
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| - | Compatible with iPhones 6/6S all the way up to XR.<br>
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| - | (*Grandma, this is just artwork and will NOT actually interface with your beige 1996 desktop PC)
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| - | |[[File:CompySamsungGalaxyCase.jpg|150px]] || Compy Samsung Galaxy Phone Case ||Dumb down that smartphone a couple notches with this Compy Phone Case. Manual calibration dials! Gigantic serial port! 56k modem! OMG STATUS LITEZZ!!<br>
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| - | Compatible with Samsung Galaxy S7 through S9 Plus.<br>
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| - | ===Stickers===
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| - | |-id="homestar_sticker"
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| - | |[[File:HomestarSticker.jpg|150px]] || Homestar Sticker ||A die-cut sticker of Homestar's famous head! Would look great on a few different items! Approximately 4" tall by 4.5" wide.
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| - | |[[File:StrongBadSticker.jpg|150px]] || Strong Bad Sticker ||Strong Bad's great head in sticker form! Think of all the great places it could go! Approximately 4" tall by 3" wide.
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| - | |[[File:TrogdorSticker.jpg|150px]] || Trogdor Sticker ||The Burninator in die-cut sticker form! Approximately 4.25" tall by 4.75" wide.
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| - | | [[File:CGNUSticker.jpg|150px]] || [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] || Let all the cars behind you know what fake college YOU went to! Also perfect for covering up other stickers on laptops, guitar cases and mini-fridges!
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| - | ===Socks===
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| - | {| class="wikitable" width="100%"
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| - | ! Shirt !!|Name !! width="85%"|Description
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| - | |-id="socks_the_cheat_TS"
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| - | |[[File:TheCheatSocks.jpg|150px]] || The Cheat Socks || The Cheat all over your The Feet! A good rhyme!
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| - | ==Drinkware==
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| - | ===Mugs===
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| - | {| class="wikitable"
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| - | ! Item Front !! Item Back !! Name !! Description
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| - | |-id="mug_raisedcoffee_TS"
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| - | | [[image:raised_by_a_cup_of_coffee_mug_front.jpg | 150px]] || [[image:raised_by_a_cup_of_copy_mug_back.jpg | 150px]] || Homsar - Raised By a Cup of Coffee Mug || Homsar's most famous (and understandable) phrase! Raised By a Cup of Coffee on one side, Homsar on the other.
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| - | |-id="mug_sleepyhr_TS"
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| - | | [[image:sleepy_homestar_mug_front.jpg | 150px ]] || [[image:sleepy_homestar_mug_back.jpg | 150px]] || [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|Sleepy Homestar]] Mug || Enjoy your first cup of the day with sleepy Homestar and you too can groggily greet interlopers who invade your home and break your [[cow lamp]]!<br><br>The flip side features the busted cow lamp and Homestar's sleepy, sloppy quote.
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| - | |-id="sever_your_leg_mug"
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| - | |[[File:SeverYourLegMugFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:SeverYourLegMugBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Drive-Thru Whale|Sever Your Leg]] Mug ||It truly is the greatest day when you sip your morning styles out of this reusable recreation of a Blubb-O's to-go coffee cup featuring everybody's favorite Drive-Thru Whale and a clever spin on his disturbing catch phrase! (Watch out for Eh! Steve!)
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| - | |[[File:CupOfTeembsMugFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:CupOfTeembsMugBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|Shall We Halph a Cup of Teembs?]] Mug ||Halph of culp of steaming hot teembs with Cardgage, if you dare. A delightful doily version of his face on the other side!
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| - | ===Pint Glasses===
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| - | {| class="wikitable"
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| - | ! Item Front !! Item Back !! Name !! Description
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| - | |-id="melonade_pint_glass"
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| - | |[[File:MelonadePintGlassFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:MelonadePintGlassBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Melonade]] Pint Glass || Drink Homestar's Famous Melonade or perhaps other less-famous liquids in this stylish pint glass. Homestar from 2000-2002 approves! Maybe eat some marshmallows while you're at it!
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| - | |-id="cold_ones_pint_glass"
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| - | |[[File:ColdOnePintGlassFront.jpg|150px]] || [[File:ColdOnePintGlassBack.jpg|150px]] || [[Cold One]]s Pint Glass || Enjoy all manner of Ones in this pint glass. Dapper Strong Bad er, Mr. Cold Ones[[m'n]], appears on the back providing a 'cheers' to all who take sip!
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