@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Transcripts

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Transcripts

Videlectrix suing Boardelectrix

See @StrongBadActual tweet (28 Dec 2018)

{A remix of the Stinkoman 20X6 level 1 theme plays. A title screen reads "COMING IN 2019 FROM". The Videlectrix logo fades in below. The words "FOR REAL THIS TIME" appear underneath it. In smaller text, the words "UNLESS THEY MAKE ANOTHER BOARD GAME" appear underneath that.}

{Cut to Stinkoman running on a platform in front of an elaborate new stone castle background with columns, purple hanging banners and stained glass windows. He reaches a gap in the floor, with a skull-headed enemy on the other side. Stinkoman fires eight bolts and it explodes.}

{Cut to another room. Stinkoman jumps to a higher platform where a flying skull-headed enemy hovers above a Porchi and a drill, firing red balls. Stinkoman fires a bolt, but is hit by a projectile and falls onto the platform behind him.}

{A screen reads "NEW ENEMIES".}

{Stinkoman is now in a room with two skull-headed enemies on long, extendable spines. He jumps to fire bolts at the heads.}

{Stinkoman is on a lower platform, where a pile of green skulls lies on the platform above him. Stinkoman jumps to fire bolts. As they make contact, one skull at a time falls off the pile.}

{In another room, Stinkoman is on a brick tile platform in front of a strange generator enemy, which fires a giant red projectile. Stinkoman blows it up. He continues to fire bolts as it spits out more red projectiles at him. A capsule and extending spine skulls can be seen on the platform above him.}

{Stinkoman is standing in front of a giant, obese skull enemy that spits smaller wind-up skulls at him. Stinkoman shoots twice and blows it up.}

{A screen reads "NEW DUMB NAMES".}

{A Stinkomanual-style drawing of the giant enemy that spits skulls appears, zooming in and rotating. The actual enemy is labelled "Thurgood Each", and the wind-up skull it spits is called a "Rightade".}

{A second Stinkomanual drawing appears, this time of the red projectile generator. The generator mouth is called a "Plonth" and the ball it spits is called a "Soup-Dib".}

{A screen reads "NEW CRUMBLIN' SKULL-FLOOR".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform that stops at a wall. There is a floor with four gray skulls forming a gap. Stinkoman somersaults onto the gap and jumps up and down on it. Each time he does, more cracks appear in the skulls until the platform crumbles away, allowing him to fall onto another platform and proceed.}

{A screen reads "NEW EDGE-FALL RESPAWN".}

{Stinkoman is standing on a tower, with a moving platform guarded by a flying skull-headed enemy. Stinkoman somersaults in but is hit and knocked back by a projectile, falling into the pit below. He respawns on the edge of the tower, still harmed, but quickly recovers, having lost one health point from the fall.}

{A screen reads "NEW CHALLENGES!".}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform where the flag is. A stick-figure enemy is quickly running up behind him. Stinkoman somersaults over the enemy and fires bolts, but the enemy quickly turns around and continues chasing Stinkoman. Stinkoman has to jump over it again, but misses the mark and falls down.}

{Stinkoman, now closer up, is running on a platform. The Shadowy Figure appears in a white flash, hovering high above him. With another flash and a wave of his hand, the Shadowy Figure throws a wave of three red balls at Stinkoman, knocking him back.}

{A screen reads "Stinkoman 20X6 LEVEL 10". The text "NEWLY DELAYED TIL THE YEAR 2019" appears above it. The word "delayed" is crossed out with a poorly drawn red mark and the word "UPGRADED" appears above it. The word vanishes and is replaced by the word "PORTED". This word vanishes and is replaced by "PROCEDURAL DLC MICROGUE-TRANSACTION RETROVANIA'D". This mess vanishes and is replaced by "JUST PLAIN OL' DELAYED".}

{The music stops. Back in the game, Stinkoman is going through his power-up animation. He suddenly sprouts a giant set of muscles. As he makes a battle cry, a flurry of My Benj enemies float up from the bottom of the screen.}

STINKOMAN: {sped up} Oh, making small rocks float up off the ground!!

{Fade to white}

Dangeresque Warmup

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See @StrongBadActual tweet (15 Dec 2018)

{The opening scene from Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque plays. Dangeresque and Renaldo kick down a door. Dangeresque's speech is shown through yellow subtitles.}

DANGERESQUE: Nobody do anything

DANGERESQUE: A-diggety

{The camera flips upside down.}

DANGERESQUE: Dooggity

{The camera turns sideways, counter-clockwise from its original orientation.}

DANGERESQUE: Ding

{The camera turns sideways, clockwise from its original orientation.}

DANGERESQUE: Dong

{Cut to a rotated close-up of Dangeresque's face.}

DANGERESQUE: Dangity

{Cut to the original shot.}

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque!

{The barrel of the nunchuck gun shines before Dangeresque fires it.}

And all 'at and all 'at

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See @StrongBadActual tweet (29 Nov 2018)

{Open to a Teen Girl Squad comic. A container of "And all 'at and all 'at" appears.}

TEXT: And all 'at and all 'at!

{A Teen Girl Squad version of 1-Up appears.}

1-UP: The last ingredient you'll ALWAYS need!

{So and So is standing in the kitchen at a counter with a bowl of batter. She is flustered.}

TEXT: Bake a cake and forgot an egg?

{1-Up appears, shaking in the product into the batter.}

1-UP: And all 'at and all 'at!

{To So and So's delight, her batter transforms into a fully decorated cake. However, she doubts the result. The cake then transforms into a monster and eats her.}

TEXT: 2 much baking soda'd!

{Cut to 1-Up dancing.}

TEXT: The most fantastic dance!

Abandoned Videlectrix tech/cutscene demo

See @StrongBadActual tweet (6 Nov 2018)

{Cheat Commandos suspense music plays. Top-down video game footage of Fightgar standing in a field surrounded by mountains and a vertical bridge. The cursor moves over the tiles, and the text in the corner changes between "plain", "mountain", and "bridge". The cursor selects Fightgar, showing his stats in the corner of the screen:}

Fightgar
HP: 44/44
AP: 20/24
20

{A window appears, containing the options:}

Move
Attack
Wait
Status
Cancel

{"Status" is selected. A new window appears showing Fightgar's stats, including:}

charname
LEVEL: 20
NOT DEAD POINTS: 44/44
AWESOME POINTS: 20/44
FASTNESS: 1
FARNESS: 2
HURTNESS: 5
DEFENDNESS: 2

{The cursor clicks "Back", then selects the "Move" command. The squares orthogonally adjacent to Fightgar flash. The cursor selects the square below Fightgar, and Fightgar is moved there.}

{The Secret Desert background fades in, and the music changes to the Price Style muzak. Gunhaver comes in.}

GUNHAVER: {text only} CCDO's! Walk into this room alert!

{The cursor selects the "NEXT" button. Silent Rip comes in.}

SILENT RIP: {text only} This is a desert.

{The NEXT button is selected. A second Silent Rip appears.}

SILENT RIP: {text only} Gunhaver! They're repainting and rebranding us so they can sell us at Big Lots!

{The NEXT button is selected. A second Gunhaver appears.}

GUNHAVER: {text only} Do I get paid double for voicing both of these Gunholders?

{The NEXT button is selected. The first Gunhaver leaves. The first Silent Rip leaves.}

SILENT RIP: {text only} Wanna go get Ramen?

{The NEXT button is selected.}

GUNHAVER: {text only} I'm mostly down with that.

{Both Silent Rip and Gunhaver leave.}

Swordguys Versus Skullguys

See @StrongBadActual tweet (5 Oct 2018)

{The video opens with a title card reading "Swordguys Versus Skullguys" in spiky blue marker. The word "versus" is enclosed within a dripping dagger. Ominous music plays throughout. Strong Mad provides the voices for every character, with dialogue often out of sync with the action.}

{Cut to a castle with a horned skull face in the front and two towers at the sides.}

{Cut to inside. A skull-faced wizard holds a staff and stands in front of a magic ball on a stand. Two heavyset skull-headed guards flank him.}

SKULL WIZARD: The sword guys are coming. {turns to the right guard} You go stop them!

RIGHT GUARD: Okay.

{The two guards leave.}

SKULL WIZARD: Ha ha!

{Cut to a pack of five sword guys who enter from the right, holding various weapons.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Look, a skull bowl!

{Cut to a blue bowl with handles and a golden stand sitting on a square rock. It has a skull on it.}

{Cut back the sword guys. They move toward the left. The tallest sword guy stays behind to point to the right.}

{Cut to a crowd of skullguys holding various weapons.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: {offscreen} Look, a skull guy!

{Cut to a wide shot of the skull bowl. One by one, the sword guys dip their weapons into the bowl. The tallest sword guy, who is unarmed, dips his fist in the bowl.}

SWORDGUYS: Dip the weapons in the bowls!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy with his hand in the bowl. A skull guy enters from the right. The sword guy punches the skull guy in the face. The skull guy's head flies off. The skull guy falls over.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Now we can get them!

{Cut to a wide shot. All the sword guys brandish their weapons and move to the right.}

{Cut to a tall skull guy holding a large axe. A green sword guy holding an axe of his own bashes the skull guy, creating large gashes in his body.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Stab! Slice!

{Cut to a a shirtless sword guy holding a long sword. He slices off the skull guy's hand, then stabs the skull guy in the chest, forming a deep hole in his center.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Chopping, stabbing!

{The skull guy flees the scene.}

{Cut to a short wizard holding a staff. He uses magic on the skull guy in front of him, causing his staff to become charred.}

SWORD WIZARD: Zapping!

{Cut to another sword guy. He throws his dagger at the skull guy. It sinks into the skull guy's chest and stays embedded there. The skull guy falls over backwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throwing!

{Cut to the sword guy with the axe standing between two tall skull guys. He knocks over the left skull guy, then the right one.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Two times at once!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy effortlessly punching and knocking over a skull guy.}

TALLEST SKULL GUY: Punch.

{The sword guy holding a dagger is chasing off three skull guys. He throws his dagger into the back of the one closest to him, causing him to fall forwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throw.

{The dagger sword guy leaves in the opposite direction.}

{Cut to the other four sword guys. The dagger sword guy joins them. He directs them to move ahead. The other sword guys raise their weapons in agreement.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: We gotta go do other stuff!

{All the sword guys raise their weapons and move forward.}

{Fade to black. Fade back in to the skull castle.}

{Cut to a large wall made entirely of wooden blocks. The five sword guys come up to it.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: How do we get into the castle?

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Like this!

{The others move out of the way as the tallest sword guy bashes his head against the wall, causing two wooden blocks to fall away, forming a breach in the wall. The other sword guys crowd around.}

{Cut to a room with two pillars made from wooden blocks, decorated with little skulls. The sword guys enter single file and pass between the pillars.}

{Cut to a crowd of skull guys holding weapons.}

SKULL GUYS: Oh!

{Cut to the sword guys in front of a curved staircase made from blocks. Close up on the group.}

AXE SWORD GUY: More skull guys! You fight these guys!

{Cut to a wider shot of the group in front of the staircase. The axe guy ascends the stairs as skull guys enter from both sides.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight the other guys!

{Cut to the stairs. Two of the steps are decorated with skulls. The axe sword guy meets a skull guy on the steps. The axe sword guy hits the skull guy. The skull guy bleed and falls over behind the stairs. The axe sword guy continues upward.}

{Cut to the sword-wielding guy on the steps.}

{Cut to the wizard on the ground. He zaps the skull guy in front of him, causing the skull guy's head to explode.}

SWORD WIZARD: We're fighting so good!

{Cut to the dagger sword guy at the bottom of the steps. He pulls his dagger out from a fallen skull guy and climbs up the stairs.}

{Cut to the tallest sword guy in combat with a skull guy in front of the staircase. The skull guy tries to bash the sword guy's head with a small axe but the sword guy knocks him down.}

{Cut to the sword wielder at the bottom of the staircase. He is surrounded by two skull guys. The sword wielder stabs the skull guy in front of him, creating a hole in his chest. He then does a spin attack, knocking over both skull guys and a few of the blocks in the staircase.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Bluh!

{Cut to the inner sanctum. The skull wizard stands behind his magic ball with two guards at attention. The axe sword guy enters. The skull wizard flees the scene as the two guys move to attack the axe sword guy.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight you!

{The dagger sword guy enters. Close up on him.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: I'm standing still for a long time!

{The dagger sword guy throws his dagger off-screen.}

{Cut to the fray with the axe sword guy and the two skull guards. The dagger flies in and hits one of the skull guys in the hinder. The skull guy is knocked over, falling on top of the axe sword guy.}

SKULL GUARD: Whoa!

{Cut to a room made from wooden blocks, with two gaps for windows. The skull wizard enters.}

{Close up on the skull wizard. The axe sword guy swings his axe from off-screen and chops off one of the skull wizard's horns.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Chop!

{Cut to a farther shot of the skull wizard and the axe guy. The axe sword guy comes down from the wooden block.}

{Cut to the axe sword guy. He swings his axe to the edge of the screen. The wizard's skull head sticks to the axe. The axe sword guy removes the skull.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Oh, man!

{Cut to the skull wizard, who has been reveals to be an ordinary bearded man beneath his skull mask.}

AXE SWORD GUY: You're a old bearded guy!

{Cut to the other four sword guys at the bottom of the staircase, crowding around a fallen skull guy warrior with a tall sword sticking upright from his chest. The axe sword guy descends the stairs. The other four turn to face him.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Look out, it's a old bearded guy!

{The axe sword guy turns to look up the stairs as the unmasked skull wizard descends. Close up on him.}

{Cut to the sword wizard from behind.}

SWORD WIZARD: Ahh, you're my dad!

{Cut to the skull wizard.}

SKULL WIZARD: You always were not very good, son!

{Cut to a wide shot. The skull wizard raises his arms. All the sword guys leave except the wizard. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard with magic.}

{Cut to a closer shot of the two wizards.}

SWORD WIZARD: Why are you being so mean to me—

{The two wizards climb off the staircase and stand on both sides of the fallen skull warrior. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard again.}

SWORD WIZARD: —my dad?

{Cut to the skull wizard. He waves his hands.}

{Cut to the sword wizard lying on the floor. He zaps with his staff.}

SWORD WIZARD: But I do magic!

{Cut to the skull wizard. The sword stuck inside the fallen skull warrior floats up and stabs through the skull wizard, who falls backwards.}

SKULL WIZARD: Augh!

{Cut to the fallen sword wizard, who stands back up and walks away. The music becomes much more upbeat.}

{Fade to black. Fade in to the sword guys standing in a triumphant formation, with the tallest one standing behind the others. They turn their heads to face each other, then turn back to the front.}

SWORD GUYS: We did it! Let's look at each other!

{Cut to the skull castle. Strong Mad makes exploding sounds as the castle falls apart. First one horn falls off, then one of the teeth, then a part of the parapets, then the other horn, then a large chunk of the skull head.}

{Cut back to the sword guys. A tall dragon with orange horns joins them. The tallest guy turns to greet him.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Hi dragon.

{Fade to black. Cut to a title card appears reading "THE END!!" in blue ink. The "D" has a skull face enclosed within it.}

interact with trashcan responses

See @StrongBadActual tweet (23 Sep 2018)

About Videlectrix

See @StrongBadActual tweet (23 Sep 2018)