@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Transcripts
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Lesse, who else? Trogdor burninates Gear Trudy, and Ander Hearse, and Elijah, and Jeff and Ralph Davis Travis Todd McTodderdaverse. Trogdor burninates you all! With his love! Thank you so much! I'll randomly spout some more names probably another time! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Lesse, who else? Trogdor burninates Gear Trudy, and Ander Hearse, and Elijah, and Jeff and Ralph Davis Travis Todd McTodderdaverse. Trogdor burninates you all! With his love! Thank you so much! I'll randomly spout some more names probably another time! | ||
| - | === | + | === Marshmallow's Last Stand Storyboard {{anchor|1018523655280709632}} === |
[[File:TwitterMarshmallowsLastStandStoryboard.png|thumb]] | [[File:TwitterMarshmallowsLastStandStoryboard.png|thumb]] | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a terrible cartoon! | '''STRONG BAD:''' This is a terrible cartoon! | ||
| - | === | + | === Trogdor Board Game in July {{anchor|1006762877397667841}} === |
[[File:TwitterTrogdorBoardGameJuly.png|thumb]] | [[File:TwitterTrogdorBoardGameJuly.png|thumb]] | ||
{{see|alt={{postref|1006762877397667841|12|Jun|2018}}}} | {{see|alt={{postref|1006762877397667841|12|Jun|2018}}}} | ||
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i mean Kickstarter | i mean Kickstarter | ||
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| + | === It's Over Comic {{anchor|1001280981901500416}} === | ||
| + | [[File:TwitterItsOverComic.jpg|thumb]] | ||
| + | {{see|alt={{postref|1001280981901500416|28|May|2018}}}} | ||
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| + | {{{!}} border=1 width=50% | ||
| + | {{!}}- | ||
| + | {{!}}width=50%{{!}} | ||
| + | ''{First panel:}'' | ||
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| + | '''OFFSCREEN CHARACTER:''' | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''RUSH<br> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''ITH<br> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''ACe<br> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''e'''!''' | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | {{!}} | ||
| + | ''{Second panel:}'' | ||
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| + | '''CHARACTER:''' | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | FEEL THe WRATH OF MY SPeAK<br> | ||
| + | N' SPeLL'''!''' | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SPEAK N' SPELL:''' | ||
| + | <blockquote><small> | ||
| + | THAT<br> | ||
| + | IS<br> | ||
| + | CORReCT<br> | ||
| + | NOW<br> | ||
| + | SPeLL<br> | ||
| + | WORM | ||
| + | </small></blockquote> | ||
| + | {{!}}- | ||
| + | {{!}} | ||
| + | ''{Third panel:}'' | ||
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| + | '''OFFSCREEN CHARACTER:''' | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''one<br> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''H<br> | ||
| + | ''{obscured}''wheels!? | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | {{!}} | ||
| + | ''{Fourth panel:}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | '''FROOM'''<br> | ||
| + | PATOW! | ||
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| + | <div style="width:50%;border:1px solid black"><center>IT'S<br>OVeR'''!'''</center></div></blockquote> | ||
| + | {{!}}} | ||
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| + | === Glossy Strong Bad {{anchor|993502679140847616}} === | ||
| + | [[File:TwitterGlossy.jpg|thumb]] | ||
| + | {{see|alt={{postref|993502679140847616|7|May|2018}}}} | ||
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| + | <div style="background:white;width:25%;padding:1em"> | ||
| + | {{{!}} style="border:3px solid #4B4B52;background-color:#D4DBE1;color:#4B4B52;padding:1em" width="100%" | ||
| + | {{!}}- | ||
| + | {{!}}valign=top width=65%{{!}} | ||
| + | Dear unnamed<br> | ||
| + | physics teacher,<br> | ||
| + | you have<br> | ||
| + | a real<br> | ||
| + | cool<br> | ||
| + | student<br> | ||
| + | that<br> | ||
| + | wanted<br> | ||
| + | me say<br> | ||
| + | "get<br> | ||
| + | well,"<br> | ||
| + | so... | ||
| + | <br><br><br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">{{--}}</span>Hi-5<br> | ||
| + | {{--}} STRONG<br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">{{--}}</span> BAD | ||
| + | {{!}}valign=top{{!}} | ||
| + | <big><big><span style="visibility:hidden">F</span>GET<br> | ||
| + | FREAKIN<br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">FR</span>WELL,<br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">FRE</span>MAN!!</big></big> | ||
| + | <br><br><br><br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">...</span>STAY<br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">..</span>TROG-<br> | ||
| + | STRONG!! | ||
| + | <br><br><br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">←</span> DANISH<br> | ||
| + | <span style="visibility:hidden">←</span> PHYSICIST<br> | ||
| + | ← NIELS BOHR!! | ||
| + | {{!}}} | ||
| + | <small><small><small>Homestar Runner & related characters <span style="visibility:hidden">...</span> © 2001 Michael Chapman <span style="visibility:hidden">...</span></small></small></small> Strong Bad</div> | ||
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| + | === We Don't Really Even Care {{anchor|988505425858514945}} === | ||
| + | [[File:TwitterWeDon'tReallyEvenCare.png|thumb]] | ||
| + | {{see|alt={{postref|988505425858514945|23|Apr|2018}}}} | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SLOSHY:''' ''{singing}'' About you-ou-ou! About you-ou-ou! | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{After a few seconds, the scene cuts to black and the music stops.}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Puppet Board Game {{anchor|982048050314186753}} === | ||
| + | [[File:TwitterPuppetBoardGame.png|thumb]] | ||
| + | {{see|alt={{postref|982048050314186753|5|Apr|2018}}}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.}'' | ||
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| + | '''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''EVERYONE:''' TROGDOR! | ||
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| + | '''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' Nice job, everybody. Look at this... ''{looks down at the game; singing}'' We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages! | ||
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| + | ''{Everyone claps.}'' | ||
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| + | '''PUPPET STRONG BAD:''' ''{stops singing}'' Nice work, everybod{{--}} | ||
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Revision as of 12:51, 10 November 2023
This page holds a selection of Transcripts from @StrongBadActual Tweets 2018.
Transcripts
Videlectrix suing Boardelectrix
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (28 Dec 2018)
{A remix of the Stinkoman 20X6 level 1 theme plays. A title screen reads "COMING IN 2019 FROM". The Videlectrix logo fades in below. The words "FOR REAL THIS TIME" appear underneath it. In smaller text, the words "UNLESS THEY MAKE ANOTHER BOARD GAME" appear underneath that.}
{Cut to Stinkoman running on a platform in front of an elaborate new stone castle background with columns, purple hanging banners and stained glass windows. He reaches a gap in the floor, with a skull-headed enemy on the other side. Stinkoman fires eight bolts and it explodes.}
{Cut to another room. Stinkoman jumps to a higher platform where a flying skull-headed enemy hovers above a Porchi and a drill, firing red balls. Stinkoman fires a bolt, but is hit by a projectile and falls onto the platform behind him.}
{A screen reads "NEW ENEMIES".}
{Stinkoman is now in a room with two skull-headed enemies on long, extendable spines. He jumps to fire bolts at the heads.}
{Stinkoman is on a lower platform, where a pile of green skulls lies on the platform above him. Stinkoman jumps to fire bolts. As they make contact, one skull at a time falls off the pile.}
{In another room, Stinkoman is on a brick tile platform in front of a strange generator enemy, which fires a giant red projectile. Stinkoman blows it up. He continues to fire bolts as it spits out more red projectiles at him. A capsule and extending spine skulls can be seen on the platform above him.}
{Stinkoman is standing in front of a giant, obese skull enemy that spits smaller wind-up skulls at him. Stinkoman shoots twice and blows it up.}
{A screen reads "NEW DUMB NAMES".}
{A Stinkomanual-style drawing of the giant enemy that spits skulls appears, zooming in and rotating. The actual enemy is labelled "Thurgood Each", and the wind-up skull it spits is called a "Rightade".}
{A second Stinkomanual drawing appears, this time of the red projectile generator. The generator mouth is called a "Plonth" and the ball it spits is called a "Soup-Dib".}
{A screen reads "NEW CRUMBLIN' SKULL-FLOOR".}
{Stinkoman is running on a platform that stops at a wall. There is a floor with four gray skulls forming a gap. Stinkoman somersaults onto the gap and jumps up and down on it. Each time he does, more cracks appear in the skulls until the platform crumbles away, allowing him to fall onto another platform and proceed.}
{A screen reads "NEW EDGE-FALL RESPAWN".}
{Stinkoman is standing on a tower, with a moving platform guarded by a flying skull-headed enemy. Stinkoman somersaults in but is hit and knocked back by a projectile, falling into the pit below. He respawns on the edge of the tower, still harmed, but quickly recovers, having lost one health point from the fall.}
{A screen reads "NEW CHALLENGES!".}
{Stinkoman is running on a platform where the flag is. A stick-figure enemy is quickly running up behind him. Stinkoman somersaults over the enemy and fires bolts, but the enemy quickly turns around and continues chasing Stinkoman. Stinkoman has to jump over it again, but misses the mark and falls down.}
{Stinkoman, now closer up, is running on a platform. The Shadowy Figure appears in a white flash, hovering high above him. With another flash and a wave of his hand, the Shadowy Figure throws a wave of three red balls at Stinkoman, knocking him back.}
{A screen reads "Stinkoman 20X6 LEVEL 10". The text "NEWLY DELAYED TIL THE YEAR 2019" appears above it. The word "delayed" is crossed out with a poorly drawn red mark and the word "UPGRADED" appears above it. The word vanishes and is replaced by the word "PORTED". This word vanishes and is replaced by "PROCEDURAL DLC MICROGUE-TRANSACTION RETROVANIA'D". This mess vanishes and is replaced by "JUST PLAIN OL' DELAYED".}
{The music stops. Back in the game, Stinkoman is going through his power-up animation. He suddenly sprouts a giant set of muscles. As he makes a battle cry, a flurry of My Benj enemies float up from the bottom of the screen.}
STINKOMAN: {sped up} Oh, making small rocks float up off the ground!!
{Fade to white}
Dangeresque Warmup
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- See @StrongBadActual tweet (15 Dec 2018)
{The opening scene from Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque plays. Dangeresque and Renaldo kick down a door. Dangeresque's speech is shown through yellow subtitles.}
DANGERESQUE: Nobody do anything
DANGERESQUE: A-diggety
{The camera flips upside down.}
DANGERESQUE: Dooggity
{The camera turns sideways, counter-clockwise from its original orientation.}
DANGERESQUE: Ding
{The camera turns sideways, clockwise from its original orientation.}
DANGERESQUE: Dong
{Cut to a rotated close-up of Dangeresque's face.}
DANGERESQUE: Dangity
{Cut to the original shot.}
DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque!
{The barrel of the nunchuck gun shines before Dangeresque fires it.}
And all 'at and all 'at
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- See @StrongBadActual tweet (29 Nov 2018)
{Open to a Teen Girl Squad comic. A container of "And all 'at and all 'at" appears.}
TEXT: And all 'at and all 'at!
{A Teen Girl Squad version of 1-Up appears.}
1-UP: The last ingredient you'll ALWAYS need!
{So and So is standing in the kitchen at a counter with a bowl of batter. She is flustered.}
TEXT: Bake a cake and forgot an egg?
{1-Up appears, shaking in the product into the batter.}
1-UP: And all 'at and all 'at!
{To So and So's delight, her batter transforms into a fully decorated cake. However, she doubts the result. The cake then transforms into a monster and eats her.}
TEXT: 2 much baking soda'd!
{Cut to 1-Up dancing.}
TEXT: The most fantastic dance!
Abandoned Videlectrix tech/cutscene demo
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (6 Nov 2018)
{Cheat Commandos suspense music plays. Top-down video game footage of Fightgar standing in a field surrounded by mountains and a vertical bridge. The cursor moves over the tiles, and the text in the corner changes between "plain", "mountain", and "bridge". The cursor selects Fightgar, showing his stats in the corner of the screen:}
Fightgar
HP: 44/44
AP: 20/24
20
{A window appears, containing the options:}
Move
Attack
Wait
Status
Cancel
{"Status" is selected. A new window appears showing Fightgar's stats, including:}
charname
LEVEL: 20
NOT DEAD POINTS: 44/44
AWESOME POINTS: 20/44
FASTNESS: 1
FARNESS: 2
HURTNESS: 5
DEFENDNESS: 2
{The cursor clicks "Back", then selects the "Move" command. The squares orthogonally adjacent to Fightgar flash. The cursor selects the square below Fightgar, and Fightgar is moved there.}
{The Secret Desert background fades in, and the music changes to the Price Style muzak. Gunhaver comes in.}
GUNHAVER: {text only} CCDO's! Walk into this room alert!
{The cursor selects the "NEXT" button. Silent Rip comes in.}
SILENT RIP: {text only} This is a desert.
{The NEXT button is selected. A second Silent Rip appears.}
SILENT RIP: {text only} Gunhaver! They're repainting and rebranding us so they can sell us at Big Lots!
{The NEXT button is selected. A second Gunhaver appears.}
GUNHAVER: {text only} Do I get paid double for voicing both of these Gunholders?
{The NEXT button is selected. The first Gunhaver leaves. The first Silent Rip leaves.}
SILENT RIP: {text only} Wanna go get Ramen?
{The NEXT button is selected.}
GUNHAVER: {text only} I'm mostly down with that.
{Both Silent Rip and Gunhaver leave.}
Swordguys Versus Skullguys
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (5 Oct 2018)
{The video opens with a title card reading "Swordguys Versus Skullguys" in spiky blue marker. The word "versus" is enclosed within a dripping dagger. Ominous music plays throughout. Strong Mad provides the voices for every character, with dialogue often out of sync with the action.}
{Cut to a castle with a horned skull face in the front and two towers at the sides.}
{Cut to inside. A skull-faced wizard holds a staff and stands in front of a magic ball on a stand. Two heavyset skull-headed guards flank him.}
SKULL WIZARD: The sword guys are coming. {turns to the right guard} You go stop them!
RIGHT GUARD: Okay.
{The two guards leave.}
SKULL WIZARD: Ha ha!
{Cut to a pack of five sword guys who enter from the right, holding various weapons.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Look, a skull bowl!
{Cut to a blue bowl with handles and a golden stand sitting on a square rock. It has a skull on it.}
{Cut back the sword guys. They move toward the left. The tallest sword guy stays behind to point to the right.}
{Cut to a crowd of skullguys holding various weapons.}
TALLEST SWORD GUY: {offscreen} Look, a skull guy!
{Cut to a wide shot of the skull bowl. One by one, the sword guys dip their weapons into the bowl. The tallest sword guy, who is unarmed, dips his fist in the bowl.}
SWORDGUYS: Dip the weapons in the bowls!
{Cut to the tallest sword guy with his hand in the bowl. A skull guy enters from the right. The sword guy punches the skull guy in the face. The skull guy's head flies off. The skull guy falls over.}
TALLEST SWORD GUY: Now we can get them!
{Cut to a wide shot. All the sword guys brandish their weapons and move to the right.}
{Cut to a tall skull guy holding a large axe. A green sword guy holding an axe of his own bashes the skull guy, creating large gashes in his body.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Stab! Slice!
{Cut to a a shirtless sword guy holding a long sword. He slices off the skull guy's hand, then stabs the skull guy in the chest, forming a deep hole in his center.}
SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Chopping, stabbing!
{The skull guy flees the scene.}
{Cut to a short wizard holding a staff. He uses magic on the skull guy in front of him, causing his staff to become charred.}
SWORD WIZARD: Zapping!
{Cut to another sword guy. He throws his dagger at the skull guy. It sinks into the skull guy's chest and stays embedded there. The skull guy falls over backwards.}
DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throwing!
{Cut to the sword guy with the axe standing between two tall skull guys. He knocks over the left skull guy, then the right one.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Two times at once!
{Cut to the tallest sword guy effortlessly punching and knocking over a skull guy.}
TALLEST SKULL GUY: Punch.
{The sword guy holding a dagger is chasing off three skull guys. He throws his dagger into the back of the one closest to him, causing him to fall forwards.}
DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throw.
{The dagger sword guy leaves in the opposite direction.}
{Cut to the other four sword guys. The dagger sword guy joins them. He directs them to move ahead. The other sword guys raise their weapons in agreement.}
DAGGER SWORD GUY: We gotta go do other stuff!
{All the sword guys raise their weapons and move forward.}
{Fade to black. Fade back in to the skull castle.}
{Cut to a large wall made entirely of wooden blocks. The five sword guys come up to it.}
DAGGER SWORD GUY: How do we get into the castle?
TALLEST SWORD GUY: Like this!
{The others move out of the way as the tallest sword guy bashes his head against the wall, causing two wooden blocks to fall away, forming a breach in the wall. The other sword guys crowd around.}
{Cut to a room with two pillars made from wooden blocks, decorated with little skulls. The sword guys enter single file and pass between the pillars.}
{Cut to a crowd of skull guys holding weapons.}
SKULL GUYS: Oh!
{Cut to the sword guys in front of a curved staircase made from blocks. Close up on the group.}
AXE SWORD GUY: More skull guys! You fight these guys!
{Cut to a wider shot of the group in front of the staircase. The axe guy ascends the stairs as skull guys enter from both sides.}
AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight the other guys!
{Cut to the stairs. Two of the steps are decorated with skulls. The axe sword guy meets a skull guy on the steps. The axe sword guy hits the skull guy. The skull guy bleed and falls over behind the stairs. The axe sword guy continues upward.}
{Cut to the sword-wielding guy on the steps.}
{Cut to the wizard on the ground. He zaps the skull guy in front of him, causing the skull guy's head to explode.}
SWORD WIZARD: We're fighting so good!
{Cut to the dagger sword guy at the bottom of the steps. He pulls his dagger out from a fallen skull guy and climbs up the stairs.}
{Cut to the tallest sword guy in combat with a skull guy in front of the staircase. The skull guy tries to bash the sword guy's head with a small axe but the sword guy knocks him down.}
{Cut to the sword wielder at the bottom of the staircase. He is surrounded by two skull guys. The sword wielder stabs the skull guy in front of him, creating a hole in his chest. He then does a spin attack, knocking over both skull guys and a few of the blocks in the staircase.}
SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Bluh!
{Cut to the inner sanctum. The skull wizard stands behind his magic ball with two guards at attention. The axe sword guy enters. The skull wizard flees the scene as the two guys move to attack the axe sword guy.}
AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight you!
{The dagger sword guy enters. Close up on him.}
DAGGER SWORD GUY: I'm standing still for a long time!
{The dagger sword guy throws his dagger off-screen.}
{Cut to the fray with the axe sword guy and the two skull guards. The dagger flies in and hits one of the skull guys in the hinder. The skull guy is knocked over, falling on top of the axe sword guy.}
SKULL GUARD: Whoa!
{Cut to a room made from wooden blocks, with two gaps for windows. The skull wizard enters.}
{Close up on the skull wizard. The axe sword guy swings his axe from off-screen and chops off one of the skull wizard's horns.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Chop!
{Cut to a farther shot of the skull wizard and the axe guy. The axe sword guy comes down from the wooden block.}
{Cut to the axe sword guy. He swings his axe to the edge of the screen. The wizard's skull head sticks to the axe. The axe sword guy removes the skull.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Oh, man!
{Cut to the skull wizard, who has been reveals to be an ordinary bearded man beneath his skull mask.}
AXE SWORD GUY: You're a old bearded guy!
{Cut to the other four sword guys at the bottom of the staircase, crowding around a fallen skull guy warrior with a tall sword sticking upright from his chest. The axe sword guy descends the stairs. The other four turn to face him.}
AXE SWORD GUY: Look out, it's a old bearded guy!
{The axe sword guy turns to look up the stairs as the unmasked skull wizard descends. Close up on him.}
{Cut to the sword wizard from behind.}
SWORD WIZARD: Ahh, you're my dad!
{Cut to the skull wizard.}
SKULL WIZARD: You always were not very good, son!
{Cut to a wide shot. The skull wizard raises his arms. All the sword guys leave except the wizard. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard with magic.}
{Cut to a closer shot of the two wizards.}
SWORD WIZARD: Why are you being so mean to me—
{The two wizards climb off the staircase and stand on both sides of the fallen skull warrior. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard again.}
SWORD WIZARD: —my dad?
{Cut to the skull wizard. He waves his hands.}
{Cut to the sword wizard lying on the floor. He zaps with his staff.}
SWORD WIZARD: But I do magic!
{Cut to the skull wizard. The sword stuck inside the fallen skull warrior floats up and stabs through the skull wizard, who falls backwards.}
SKULL WIZARD: Augh!
{Cut to the fallen sword wizard, who stands back up and walks away. The music becomes much more upbeat.}
{Fade to black. Fade in to the sword guys standing in a triumphant formation, with the tallest one standing behind the others. They turn their heads to face each other, then turn back to the front.}
SWORD GUYS: We did it! Let's look at each other!
{Cut to the skull castle. Strong Mad makes exploding sounds as the castle falls apart. First one horn falls off, then one of the teeth, then a part of the parapets, then the other horn, then a large chunk of the skull head.}
{Cut back to the sword guys. A tall dragon with orange horns joins them. The tallest guy turns to greet him.}
TALLEST SWORD GUY: Hi dragon.
{Fade to black. Cut to a title card appears reading "THE END!!" in blue ink. The "D" has a skull face enclosed within it.}
interact with trashcan responses
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (23 Sep 2018)
LOOK TRASHCAN - That thing's filled to burstin'! Prolly chock full of Grade A hobo finds. And at least C minus regular people finds!
USE TRASHCAN - Looks like I'm gonna have to jump... inthistrashcan! (jumps in, back out) Whoa! Someone threw out this old tape of SLOW JAMZ just because it's broken and doesn't work anymore. What a waste!
TALK TRASHCAN - Hands up, Oscar! We know what REALLY happened to Mr. Hooper!
USE TRASHCAN (after jumping in once) - I just like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I leap in the trash. (does it again, back out) I think the warm fuzzy feeling just tried to bite me.
About Videlectrix
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (23 Sep 2018)
Since the beginning of organized time, or shortly thereafter, the 'Trix, as they are sometimes known, has been on all four fronts of the electronic video gaming industry, providing lo-res entertainment to parents and children alike. In the early years, the Big V, as they are other times known, got their start by typing numbers into calculators and then turning the calculators upside down to form words. In 2003, they partnered with Homestarrunner.com and released the arcade peasant-masher Trogdor! They've since followed up with hit after hit, including next-gen text adventure Peasant's Quest, side scrolling platformer Stinkoman 20X6, and the unforgettable Color Television Calibration Cartridge.
Kickstarter Ended
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (15 Aug 2018)
{Matt Chapman, dressed in his Rather Dashing wig and Scalding Lake shirt, is standing in front of a wall with a Peasant's Quest still posted on it. Music from the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer plays.}
RATHER DASHING: {as if reading off a card} Hello. My name's Rather Dashing. And many years ago, Trogdor burninated my thatched-roof cottage. While you're all spending your hard-earned gold to bring his game to life, I want you to think about the peasants that are affected...
{The Strong Bad puppet bursts in and beats Rather Dashing to the ground.}
STRONG BAD: Aw, shut up!
{Strong Bad pops up}
STRONG BAD: Thank you guys so much! This has been amazing! This has been tremendous! This has been pretendous! I can't believe all the support from you peoples out there! And I can't wait to throw the giant cartoony switch to begin production on this awesome game! Thank you so much for bringing burnination to tabletops everywhere!
{The Trogdor song plays.}
STRONG BAD: {singing, slowly sinking out of frame} TROGDOR!!
{Scene fades to a drawing of Trogdor with a puff of smoke reading "Thanks" coming out form his nostril. The music continues to play in the background.}
{Fade to black}
Trogdor Premium Hi-Res Thanks
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (18 Jul 2018)
{The Strong Bad puppet, wearing the burning hoodie, is standing with wooden peasant meeples forming a border. Funky Trogdor music plays in the background.}
STRONG BAD: {with an echo} Holy crap you guys! I can't believe— you guys did— are you kiddin' me did— no amount of pizza trophies or Brunswick stew-related trophies can express the thanks I have for all of you crazy backers out there! I'm just gonna hop into this campaign and start listing off these awesome peoples that helped to bring TROGDOR!! to tabletops everywhere. Let's do it Romper Room style. I see Jim-Dan Scoff.
{A Trogdor meeple pops in. A peasant meeple comes in from the side and is burninated.}
STRONG BAD: Trogdor burninates Jim-Dan Scoff.
{Trogdor continues to burninate peasants as Strong Bad announces names.}
STRONG BAD: And Trogdor burninates Jillian Smett. And Trogdor burninates Tony DeFrancisco. And Trogdor burninates David Marquiz, Joey B, and Senator Meow, and Kennel Cobb. And Trogdor especially burninates Dr. Schmards, David Sang, and Daniel Wasson, Nick, and Tibbo. And Trogdor...
{Two Trogdor meeples facing each other pop up, burninating each other.}
STRONG BAD: Trogdor burninates Trogdor? Okay.
{Both Trogdors leave. The original Trogdor meeple resumes burninating peseants.}
STRONG BAD: Lesse, who else? Trogdor burninates Gear Trudy, and Ander Hearse, and Elijah, and Jeff and Ralph Davis Travis Todd McTodderdaverse. Trogdor burninates you all! With his love! Thank you so much! I'll randomly spout some more names probably another time!
Marshmallow's Last Stand Storyboard
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (15 Jul 2018)
{Cut to an old piece of paper with a storyboard drawn on it. In the first panel, Homestar and Pom Pom are sitting at a table. The image is captioned "Homestar & Pom-Pom @ Marshmallow Stand".}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar and Pom Pom at Marshmallow Stand.
{Pan to the second panel. The image is a closer shot with Homestar and Pom Pom each having a single, large marshmallow. Caption reads "Homestar tells P.P. to look away & then eats his marshmallow."}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar tells Pom Pom to look away and then eats his marshmallow.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Pom Pom! Look away!
STRONG BAD: {as Pom Pom} Bubble-de-dubble.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chomp!
{Pan to the next panel}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Strong Bad & Mad enter in foreground. {not reading} Oh, look at us enter, so imposing!
{Pan to the next panel showing Strong Bad and Strong Mad in the restaurant with majesty lines. Caption reads "Reveal the big reveal" and "SB makes fun 'soft like mallows'".}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Reveal the big reveal! Strong Bad makes fun, "soft like mallows". {not reading} Oh, you guys are so lame, you are soft like mallows, I probably say.
{Pan to the next panel, showing a close-up of Homestar chewing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading} Munch!
{Onto the next row. The image is of Homestar.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar reacts.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad and Strong Mad!
{Next panel. Strong Bad and Strong Mad are mocking Homestar and Pom Pom, who are at the table. Caption reads "S.B. declares they're the best tag team".}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Strong Bad declares they're the best tag team. {not reading} We are the best tag team.
{Next panel. Homestar and Pom Pom are at the table. Homestar has lines coming from his head. Caption reads "Homestar congratulates S.B.".}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar congratulates Strong Bad.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Congratulations!
{Next panel. Strong Bad raises one boxing glove. Caption reads "SB says no stupid! We're challenging you to a wrestling match.".}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Strong Bad says, "No, stupid! We're challenging you to a wrestling match." What is going on with my face? Got a giant, long neck and weird eyebrows?
{Next row. Image shows Homestar.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar says "no thanks".
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No thanks!
{Next panel. Strong Mad and Strong Bad are angry.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} ARRGH! The Strongs get MAD! Tele-static! {stops reading} I'm getting so mad, television static is in the background for some reason!
{Next panel. Strong Bad's head is smoking. Caption reads "SB is steamin' Leans out frame LEFT"}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Strong Bad is steaming! {stops reading} Man, noodle arms, and where's my arm coming from?
{Next panel. Strong Bad's glove is ripping off Homestar's star.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Strong Bad snatches the star off Homestar.
{Next panel. Homestar is surprised.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar is all like, "hey!".
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey!
{Next row. Image shows Strong Bad (holding the star) and Strong Mad teasing Homestar and Pom Pom. Caption reads "HS: Gimme back my star!!".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading} Gimme back my star!
{Next panel. Strong Bad holds the star.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} You'll have to fight us for it.
{Next image. Homestar and Pom Pom are looking at each other.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other & nod.
{Next image. Homestar is angry.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading} You're {drags out last word} onnnnn!
STRONG BAD: This is a terrible cartoon!
Trogdor Board Game in July
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (12 Jun 2018)
{The TROGDOR song plays throughout the promo. A translucent Boardelectrix logo can be seen in the top-left corner throughout.}
{The Trogdor!! board game is set up with the tiles all on the "normal" side. Various figurines are placed on the tiles. Zoom in on the Trogdor figurine with a red banner reading TROGDOR!! below him.}
{Cut to a shot panning across the game field. Some of the tiles are burninated, including a cottage figurine and a peasant figurine.}
{Cut to a card. The card is "Majesty!". A "Consummate V's" card is played on top of it.}
{Cut to an overhead shot of the field. The player is moving the Trogdor figurine in a diagonal formation across the tiles. After Trogdor has been played, the player flips the green tiles to their burninated state.}
{Cut to Trogdor and a peasant standing on a burninated tile. The player places a fire token on the peasant's head.}
{Cut to an overhead shot of the same scene. The player moves the burninated peasant across some green tiles.}
{Cut to the bottom-left corner of the game field. A card is played with a hammer on it, reading "Summon forth yon TROG-Hammer".}
{Zoom in over the playing field toward the Troghammer standing on the Trog-Meter card with two peasant figures.}
{Cut back to the field of play. The player moves the Troghammer across the tiles until it reaches the one where Trogdor is standing.}
{Rotating shot around a tile with a burning cottage and a burning peasant, surrounded by burninated tiles.}
{Trogdor is standing on a tile with a cottage on it. The player removes the roof of the cottage and flips it over to appear burning.}
{The player is moving the Trogdor figure across the tiles until it reaches one with a peasant on it.}
{Cut to a card. More cards are played on top of it in rapid succession; "Majesty!", "Slantwise!", "Stump & Rock!", "Jhonka Help!", and "Flip 'em up Dan!".}
{A burninated cottage and a burninated peasant are standing together on the same tile. The screen shakes.}
{Pan across the game field, which is totally burninated. Four peasant figures stand on the Trog-Meter. The cottages are burninated, the Knight and Archer figures are in play, and Trogdor stands triumphant.}
{Cut to a brief shot of the meeple version of the game being played. Trogdor stands adjacted to a tile with a burning peasant and a non-burning cottage meeple.}
{Zoom out to show the full body of the Trogdor figurine standing in front of an overhead shot of the game field.}
{Fade to black. The Trogdor-drawing music from dragon plays. A promo card reads "TROGDOR!!" on a red banner. The text below reads:}
Cooperative Burnination
for 2-6 Players
Coming in July to
{KickCheater logo}
i mean Kickstarter
It's Over Comic
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (28 May 2018)
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{First panel:} OFFSCREEN CHARACTER: {obscured}RUSH |
{Second panel:} CHARACTER: FEEL THe WRATH OF MY SPeAK SPEAK N' SPELL: THAT |
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{Third panel:} OFFSCREEN CHARACTER: {obscured}one |
{Fourth panel:} FROOM |
Glossy Strong Bad
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (7 May 2018)
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Dear unnamed |
GET |
We Don't Really Even Care
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (23 Apr 2018)
{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.}
{Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.}
{Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.}
{Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.}
{Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.}
{Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.}
{Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.}
{Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."}
{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.}
SLOSHY: {singing} About you-ou-ou! About you-ou-ou!
{After a few seconds, the scene cuts to black and the music stops.}
Puppet Board Game
- See @StrongBadActual tweet (5 Apr 2018)
{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One!
EVERYONE: TROGDOR!
PUPPET STRONG BAD: Nice job, everybody. Look at this... {looks down at the game; singing} We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages!
{Everyone claps.}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: {stops singing} Nice work, everybod—
