Different Town Visuals

These are the visuals that occur during [[different town]].

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|Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,{{--}}|| [[Strong Bad]] types "Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll".

|{{--}}the Poopsmith, he could talk— (Hello!) || Cut to [[The Poopsmith]] shoveling whatsit. The Poopsmith turns to the viewer and says "Hello!" in a surprisingly deep voice.

|And Marzipan would rock- || The screen slides to the right, where [[Marzipan]] is standing in front of a wall of amplifiers marked 'Marzipan'. She is dressed in heavy metal garb and is playing a guitar decorated with a skeleton pattern. Marzipan wails on her guitar.

|And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except-|| Slide to right to [[The Stick]]. The Stick turns into a big tree with a scary mouth and branches which look like claws.

|The Cheat and me... || A photo appears, showing the tree with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] hanging out with it.

|(AND ME!)|| [[Strong Mad]] appears from behind the left border of the photo.

|(We'll see.)|| Strong Mad looks confused.

|And The King of Town would be underground in a-|| Slide left to the field where Strong Bad is singing, shaking his head to the music.

|box filled up with peas... (I hate peas!)|| Pan down to reveal a large crate labeled "A MILLION [[PEAS]]" buried underground. A cut-out from the crate appears to reveal [[The King Of Town]] inside surrounded by peas.

|(I know!) || Strong Bad appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, wearing a miner's hard hat. The cut-out disappears. Pan up to [[Bubs]]' [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concession Stand]].

|Bubs would give away flamethrowers || The stand is surrounded by [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] and has a sign that reads "Please, Take SEVERAL".

|that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills... (Imitation chocolate!) || Bubs begins firing chocolate money from one of the flamethrowers.

|And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail... || Pan right to reveal [[Strong Sad]]. Strong Sad sprouts demon horns and a tail.

|(I'm evil.) || Strong Sad looks down sadly as he says this.

|And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. (Check it out, yo!) || Pan right to reveal the athletic field. [[Coach Z]] is standing there wearing an orange jacket. He turns to reveal the back of his jacket. It reads "Totally Style" and has a picture of a thumbs-up.

|And Homestar just couldn't hack it. || Pan right again. [[Homestar Runner]] is standing in the field.

|(I quit!) || Homestar Runner rips the star off his shirt and throws it to the ground, angrily.

|And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball. || Homestar starts stomping on the star. A collector's sports card floats onto the left side of the screen. It shows a picture of [[Pom Pom]] with a basketball. Another card appears on the right, this time showing Pom Pom with his body changed to a red, white and blue ABA basketball. The screen goes black.

|Two, three, four. || Fades in to a close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.

|And this little weirdo... || Fade out to a wide shot, revealing Strong Bad wearing a partially-open blue shirt and white pants. A spotlight turns on in the background, revealing [[Homsar]]. He darkens to a silhouette.

|...would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so || Homsar's silhouette morphs into a silhouette of a modestly hot girl.

|they don't mess around with other guys. || Modestly Hot Homsar's silhouette brightens to become fully visible. She is wearing Homsar's bowler derby and a blue one-piece swimsuit with the word 'homsar', and she has brown hair and pink lipstick.

|(DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!) || Cut to a closeup of Modestly Hot Homsar. Modestly Hot Homsar's hat falls off the back of her hair and floats away. A crowd is heard cheering.

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