Cheerleader

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*Being grasped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a bat]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*Being grasped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a bat]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
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*[[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|Giant Brain Mech]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
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*[[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|Giant Brain Mech]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*A sailing mishap ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*A sailing mishap ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Being squished by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Man|fat man]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being squished by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Man|fat man]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
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*Falling into the Huge Mouth Man's mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
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*Falling into the Arrow'd Guy's mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being chomped on by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|a shark]] (never actually shown) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being chomped on by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|a shark]] (never actually shown) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being run over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being run over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])

Revision as of 17:41, 24 June 2005

Cheer on Cheerleader
Teeny Tiny Cheerleader

Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age as So and So, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole surviving member in the first issue. She was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She seems to like shirts with text on them.

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).

She apparently has a crush on Eh! Steve, as referenced in HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.

Contents

Text on Shirts

Defining Traits

  • Is a cheerleader (obviously), and has the spirit of one
  • Has had a growth spurt
  • Is boy-crazy
  • Has cool, rich parents
  • Wears a two-piece
  • Wants a pony
  • Listens to the top 40 hits
  • Was fat as a toddler
  • Has a backyard pool

Hurt And/Or Killed By

Filmography

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