Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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+ | [[The Brothers Chaps]] go back to their roots with [[Wikipedia:Mario Paint|Mario Paint]]. | ||
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+ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} | ||
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+ | '''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strongbadia]] | ||
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+ | '''Date:''' October 17, 2005 | ||
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+ | '''Running Time:''' 1:44 | ||
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+ | == Transcript == | ||
+ | ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG MAD:''' A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX! | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo? | ||
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+ | '''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S PERSONAL! | ||
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+ | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to a muscled arm.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,— | ||
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+ | ''{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy." | ||
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+ | ''{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad, bad man. | ||
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+ | ''{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad hates Marzipan. | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad's got a master plan, | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' To buy a custom conversion van. | ||
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+ | ''{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj."}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}'' | ||
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+ | '''SINGERS:''' Trogdor is a bad, bad guy. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut back to the Field. Homestar walks in.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, guys, whatcha talking about ''{pronounced as "ticking bot"}''? | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand. | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam. | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' You'd get one on your forearm, huh? | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist... | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' I just don't have the heart to tell him. | ||
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+ | '''STRONG MAD:''' YOU DON'T HAVE AR- ''{Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}'' | ||
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+ | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
+ | [[Image:Tattoo26.PNG|110px|thumb|Some kinda tattoo]] | ||
+ | *Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake". | ||
+ | *Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever." | ||
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+ | ==Fun Facts== | ||
+ | ===Trivia=== | ||
+ | *This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since [[Super NES]]. | ||
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+ | ===Inside References=== | ||
+ | *Strong Bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to [[no loafing]], where Strong Mad did the same thing. | ||
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+ | ===Real World References=== | ||
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Uncle Sam|Uncle Sam]] is a national personification of the United States dating from the [[Wikipedia:War of 1812|War of 1812]]. | ||
+ | **Incidentally, Homestar dressed similarly to Uncle Sam in [[Main Page 12]]. | ||
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+ | == External Links == | ||
+ | *[[HR:badguy.swf|view the Flash file for "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]] | ||
+ | *[[Forum:5450|forum thread re: "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]] | ||
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+ | [[Category:Shorts]] |
Revision as of 17:02, 17 October 2005
The Brothers Chaps go back to their roots with Mario Paint.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Marshie, Trogdor, Homestar Runner
Places: The Field, Strongbadia
Date: October 17, 2005
Running Time: 1:44
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Transcript
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}
STRONG MAD: A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!
STRONG BAD: A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?
STRONG MAD: IT'S PERSONAL!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.
{Cut to a muscled arm.}
STRONG BAD: There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—
{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}
STRONG BAD: —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."
{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.
{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad hates Marzipan.
{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}
SINGERS: Strong Bad's got a master plan,
{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}
SINGERS: To buy a custom conversion van.
{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj."}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}
SINGERS: Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}
SINGERS: Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.
{Cut back to the Field. Homestar walks in.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, guys, whatcha talking about {pronounced as "ticking bot"}?
STRONG BAD: We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam.
STRONG BAD: You'd get one on your forearm, huh?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...
STRONG BAD: I just don't have the heart to tell him.
STRONG MAD: YOU DON'T HAVE AR- {Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}
Easter Eggs
- Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
- Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever."
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since Super NES.
Inside References
- Strong Bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to no loafing, where Strong Mad did the same thing.
Real World References
- Uncle Sam is a national personification of the United States dating from the War of 1812.
- Incidentally, Homestar dressed similarly to Uncle Sam in Main Page 12.