Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

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[[The Brothers Chaps]] go back to their roots with [[Wikipedia:Mario Paint|Mario Paint]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strongbadia]]
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'''Date:''' October 17, 2005
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'''Running Time:''' 1:44
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== Transcript ==
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''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}''
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'''STRONG MAD:''' A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?
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'''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S PERSONAL!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.
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''{Cut to a muscled arm.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—
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''{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."
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''{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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''{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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''{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.
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''{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad hates Marzipan.
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''{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad's got a master plan,
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''{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}''
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'''SINGERS:''' To buy a custom conversion van.
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''{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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''{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj."}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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''{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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''{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.
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''{Cut back to the Field. Homestar walks in.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, guys, whatcha talking about ''{pronounced as "ticking bot"}''?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You'd get one on your forearm, huh?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I just don't have the heart to tell him.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU DON'T HAVE AR- ''{Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}''
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==Easter Eggs==
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[[Image:Tattoo26.PNG|110px|thumb|Some kinda tattoo]]
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*Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
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*Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever."
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==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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*This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since [[Super NES]].
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to [[no loafing]], where Strong Mad did the same thing.
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===Real World References===
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*[[Wikipedia:Uncle Sam|Uncle Sam]] is a national personification of the United States dating from the [[Wikipedia:War of 1812|War of 1812]].
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**Incidentally, Homestar dressed similarly to Uncle Sam in [[Main Page 12]].
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:badguy.swf|view the Flash file for "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]
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*[[Forum:5450|forum thread re: "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]
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[[Category:Shorts]]

Revision as of 17:02, 17 October 2005

Bad Guy Tattoo

The Brothers Chaps go back to their roots with Mario Paint.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Marshie, Trogdor, Homestar Runner

Places: The Field, Strongbadia

Date: October 17, 2005

Running Time: 1:44

Contents

Transcript

{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}

STRONG MAD: A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!

STRONG BAD: A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?

STRONG MAD: IT'S PERSONAL!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.

{Cut to a muscled arm.}

STRONG BAD: There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—

{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}

STRONG BAD: —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."

{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}

SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}

SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}

SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.

{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}

SINGERS: Strong Bad hates Marzipan.

{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}

SINGERS: Strong Bad's got a master plan,

{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}

SINGERS: To buy a custom conversion van.

{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}

SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj."}

SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}

SINGERS: Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}

SINGERS: Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.

{Cut back to the Field. Homestar walks in.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, guys, whatcha talking about {pronounced as "ticking bot"}?

STRONG BAD: We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam.

STRONG BAD: You'd get one on your forearm, huh?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...

STRONG BAD: I just don't have the heart to tell him.

STRONG MAD: YOU DON'T HAVE AR- {Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}

Easter Eggs

Some kinda tattoo
  • Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
  • Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever."

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since Super NES.

Inside References

  • Strong Bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to no loafing, where Strong Mad did the same thing.

Real World References

  • Uncle Sam is a national personification of the United States dating from the War of 1812.
    • Incidentally, Homestar dressed similarly to Uncle Sam in Main Page 12.

External Links

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