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Revision as of 21:55, 7 July 2006

Starting on Saturday 8th July I will be on holiday to Scotland so I won't be here for the next week to help with the wiki which also means that my user page (especially 'best quote from latest toon/Feature' and 'Random Word of the Week') will not be updated until I get back. So if you have left me a message after 6th July and I haven't replied to you, now you know why. Cheers!

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I am 18 years old.

I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 1

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I can't beat Level 5 so don't ask me how to beat it.

I got all types of crazy crap.

I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Contents 1 Interests 2 Top 5 favourite... 2.1 Toons/Shorts 2.2 Emails 3 Best quote from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) 4 Random Word Of The Week (or thereabouts) 4.1 Random word for: 03/07/2006 4.2 Archive 4.3 Stats 4.3.1 Who Said it? 4.3.2 How long is it? 4.3.3 Where is it said? 5 The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Interests

• Astronomy
• Cricket
  • The game, not the insect! tsk!
• Formula One
• Homestar Runner
• The internet
• Better video games
• Homestar Runner
• Physics
• Snooker
• Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
2. The Interview
3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
4. Bug in Mouth Disease
5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

1. sibbie
2. radio
3. virus
4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
5. invisibility

Best quote from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

BUBS: You shut your face!

Random Word Of The Week (or thereabouts)

Here I choose a toon or email completely from random and then I choose a word uttered from that toon or email at random.

Random word for: 03/07/2006

Experimental Film - 776 words uttered.

This word count includes both the lyrics of the song and the Flash commentary easter egg

TMBG: It's for this experimental film Which nobody knows about And which I'm still figuring out {27th word uttered}

• The word 'experimental' is uttered twelve times in this short. Therefore the chances of this word being chosen in this short are 1.55%
• This song has 239 words - that's 30.8% of the total words in this short.
• There is an article on the word 'experimental' on Wiktionary - click here to view
• There is an article on 'experimental on Wikipedia - click here to view
• There isn't an article on 'experimental' on the HRWiki.

Archive

Date	Word	Spoken By	Toon/Feature	Type
26 June 2006	you're	Marzipan	Where's The Cheat?	Big Toon
19 June 2006	least	Strong Bad	crazy cartoon	Compy sbemail
12 June 2006	that	Homestar Runner	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2	Answering Machine
11 June 2006	mean	Strong Bad	sisters	Tandy sbemail
10 June 2006	fan	Strong Bad	depressio	Tandy sbemail
9 June 2006	I'm	Strong Bad	gimmicks	Tandy sbemail
8 June 2006	Miss'sippi	Homestar Runner	Homestar vs. Other Little Girl	Puppet Stuff
7 June 2006	because	Homestar Runner	the facts	Compy sbemail
6 June 2006	do	The Announcer	sb_email 22	Tandy sbemail
5 June 2006	house	Strong Bad	studying	Tandy sbemail

Stats

Who Said it?

Strong Bad: (5/11)=45.5%
Homestar Runner: (3/11)=27.3%
Marzipan (1/11)=9.09%
The Announcer: (1/11)=9.09%
Minor Characters*: (1/11)=9.09%

*Characters that only appeared or heard in 3 Toons/Features or less are classed as Minor Characters.

How long is it?

2 letters: (2/11)=18.2%
3 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
4 letters: (2/11)=18.2%
5 letters: (3/11)=27.3%
7 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
11 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
12 letters: (1/11)=9.09%

Where is it said?

Tandy 400 email: (5/11)=45.5%
Compy 386 email: (2/11)=18.2%
Big Toon: (1/11)=9.09%
Short: (1/11)=9.09%
Puppet Stuff: (1/11)=9.09%
Marzipan's Answering Machine: (1/11)=9.09%

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Noticed an inconsistancy or a rong speling or grAmmar? Any feedback on what a terrible job I'm doing? Like my Random Word of the Day section and want to know how I do it? Like my little email? Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.