User:Jeppo

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I'm British.

I am 19 years old.

I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 2

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

I watch Strong Bad Emails on my iPod PSP.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I got all types of crazy crap.

I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a year, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}