Non-Sequitur Champion
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage! |
''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}'' | ''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}'' | ||
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''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}'' | ''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip! |
| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice...Squad...Cutterback. | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback. |
''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}'' | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}'' | ||
| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh...Lifty Fernandez. | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez. |
''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}'' | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}'' | ||
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''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}'' | ''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}'' | ||
| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... | + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked? |
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges? | ||
| - | ''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)", | + | ''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<strike>Celebrity</strike> Judge(s)", with "Celebrity" crossed out.}'' |
'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner! | '''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner! | ||
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''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! |
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh. | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh. | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always... |
''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ||
Revision as of 06:10, 1 March 2008
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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
Contents |
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. {medium shot of Homestar} Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} All right, let 'er rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One more tryyyy.
{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape... Soda... Banked?
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "Celebrity Judge(s)", with "Celebrity" crossed out.}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM machine. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}
STRONG SAD: Grape soda banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
Produced by Cherry Greg
Lighting
Lifty Fernandez
Quizmaster
Juan Aikman
Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles
Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.
Remarks
- This toon can be found in the Store, but not in the TV Time Toons menu.
- The Flash file for this toon is hosted on videlectrix.com.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
- Cherry Greg is listed as the producer of this toon.
- Sportsinterviews/Chimendez is listed as the production company.
- Styles Upon Styles is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
