2011 Calendar
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==February== | ==February== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[myths and legends]]. | The featured email for this month is [[myths and legends]]. | ||
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| + | "So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."<br> | ||
| + | "Oh, right. That's what it is. Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!" | ||
==March== | ==March== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[your funeral]]. | The featured email for this month is [[your funeral]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly." | ||
==April== | ==April== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[super powers]]. | The featured email for this month is [[super powers]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants!" | ||
==May== | ==May== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[crazy cartoon]]. | The featured email for this month is [[crazy cartoon]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch-phrase."<br> | ||
| + | "Eh, Steve!" | ||
==June== | ==June== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[modeling]]. | The featured email for this month is [[modeling]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!" | ||
==July== | ==July== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[bottom 10]]. | The featured email for this month is [[bottom 10]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Keep on huggin' it! Hug it! Hug it! Hug it down!" | ||
==August== | ==August== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[for kids]]. | The featured email for this month is [[for kids]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!" | ||
==September== | ==September== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[kids' book]]. | The featured email for this month is [[kids' book]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Beth looks like a dude." | ||
==October== | ==October== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[techno]]. | The featured email for this month is [[techno]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!" | ||
==November== | ==November== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[yes, wrestling]]. | The featured email for this month is [[yes, wrestling]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!" | ||
==December== | ==December== | ||
The featured email for this month is [[caffeine]]. | The featured email for this month is [[caffeine]]. | ||
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| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs." | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 03:11, 23 December 2010
The 2011 Calendar was released to the store on November 24, 2010. The theme this year is Strong Bad Emails.
Forget about giving fruit-of-the month or even cheese-of-the-month clubs this year, because for the low, low price of just $19.95, you can give SBEmail of the Month! That's right...this 2011 calendar pays tribute to 12 of Strong Bad's favorite emails like Kid's Book, Techno, Army, Bottom 10 and many, many more (well, actually, just 8 more). In addition to alerting you to all of the regular holidays, this calendar also let's [sic] you know which Strong Bad emails were released on what date (no more having to consult the Homestar Wiki!) This is a must-have for all the Strong Bad fans on your list!
Contents |
January
The featured email for this month is army. The image features Homestar Runner on the soap box. There is also a black flag with the silhouette of Bennedetto and caption "Neva forgive action." The flag is a parody of the POW/MIA flag.
Quote
"Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle of a two bit wrestleman and his yellow dog?"
February
The featured email for this month is myths and legends.
Quote
"So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."
"Oh, right. That's what it is. Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!"
March
The featured email for this month is your funeral.
Quote
"Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly."
April
The featured email for this month is super powers.
Quote
"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants!"
May
The featured email for this month is crazy cartoon.
Quote
"At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch-phrase."
"Eh, Steve!"
June
The featured email for this month is modeling.
Quote
"Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!"
July
The featured email for this month is bottom 10.
Quote
"Keep on huggin' it! Hug it! Hug it! Hug it down!"
August
The featured email for this month is for kids.
Quote
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
September
The featured email for this month is kids' book.
Quote
"Beth looks like a dude."
October
The featured email for this month is techno.
Quote
"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
November
The featured email for this month is yes, wrestling.
Quote
"Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!"
December
The featured email for this month is caffeine.
Quote
"I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs."
See Also
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