2011 Calendar

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"Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle of a two bit wrestleman and his yellow dog?"

The 2011 Calendar was released to the store on November 24, 2010. The theme this year is Strong Bad Emails.

Forget about giving fruit-of-the month or even cheese-of-the-month clubs this year, because for the low, low price of just $19.95, you can give SBEmail of the Month! That's right...this 2011 calendar pays tribute to 12 of Strong Bad's favorite emails like Kid's Book, Techno, Army, Bottom 10 and many, many more (well, actually, just 8 more). In addition to alerting you to all of the regular holidays, this calendar also lets you know which Strong Bad emails were released on what date (no more having to consult the Homestar Wiki!) This is a must-have for all the Strong Bad fans on your list!

This calendar features regular US holidays, as well as a few additional special holidays.

Contents:

January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December


[edit] January

The featured email for this month is army. The image features Homestar Runner on the soap box. There is also a black flag with the silhouette of Bennedetto and the slogan, "Neva forgive action." The flag is a parody of the POW/MIA flag.

[edit] Quote

"Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle of a two bit wrestleman and his yellow dog?"

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[edit] February

The featured email for this month is myths and legends. The image shows Bubs with various Bear holding a Shark merchandise in Bubs Concession Stand.

[edit] Quote

"So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."
"Oh, right. That's what it is. Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!"

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[edit] March

The featured email for this month is your funeral. The image is intentionally grainy, with 2046 versions of Strong Sad and Pom Pom (who is holding a shotgun) pursuing zombie Strong Bad.

[edit] Quote

"Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly."

[edit] April

The featured email for this month is super powers. Coach Z and Homestar Runner are standing in the locker room. Strong Bad is hiding behind some lockers with a lens flare effect applied to his blue diamond. Homestar's hat is flying off.

[edit] Quote

"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants!"

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[edit] May

The featured email for this month is crazy cartoon. Set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land, Eh! Steve! is in the foreground. Sherlock and The Worm are next to him. The Wheelchair is in the background and Casio Head Strong Bad is hanging upside down from the top.

[edit] Quote

"At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch-phrase."
"Eh, Steve!"

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[edit] June

The featured email for this month is modeling. Close up of Strong Bad in his captain's hat and sweater, holding a pipe and golf club in his hands. The "Nautical Ocean" map is in the background.

[edit] Quote

"Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!"

[edit] July

The featured email for this month is bottom 10. Strong Bad is hugging a tree with Homestar Runner angrily leaning in.

[edit] Quote

"Keep on huggin' it! Hug it! Hug it! Hug it down!"

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[edit] August

The featured email for this month is for kids. A smiling Strong Bad is in the foreground against a yellow lined paper background. The Stave It Off Guy, a monster, a bazooka and a box are drawn in crayon. The Cheat is partially hidden by the box.

[edit] Quote

"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"

[edit] September

The featured email for this month is kids' book. A scene from the end of the email, where all the characters in the book are drawn, with Strong Bad's vandalism of fire over them. The caption reads, "Everyone is different. No two people are the same not on fire."

[edit] Quote

"Beth looks like a dude."

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[edit] October

The featured email for this month is techno. A darkened picture of The Cheat at his lightswitch holding a glow stick. In the foreground is a card that reads:
The Cheat's
Lightswitch Rave
featuring:
DJ The Stick
and DJ from Full House
Doors Open at 3am

[edit] Quote

"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"

[edit] November

The featured email for this month is yes, wrestling. Strong Bad is in the wrestling ring with a skull and Credenza, striking Homestar Runner dressed as the Jack 'Em Up Kid with a folding chair. A microphone is lying on the ground.

[edit] Quote

"Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!"

[edit] December

The featured email for this month is caffeine. Strong Mad is sitting on the orange couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong with a shocked expression. Caffeinated Strong Sad is hanging from the ceiling.

[edit] Quote

"I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs."

[edit] Holidays

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