Scroll Button Songs
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| - | | | + | |Scrollbuttons and random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes you, friend. ''(This is the current email rap.)'' || September 12th 2005 - Present || [[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|Listen]] |
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| + | |...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6th 2005 - September 12th 2005 || ''No link.'' | ||
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|Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29th 2004 - June 5th 2005 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstlappy.html Listen] | |Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29th 2004 - June 5th 2005 || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_firstlappy.html Listen] | ||
Revision as of 04:08, 12 September 2005
The Email Rap is the song that Strong Bad does on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The bottom rap is the first one, and they get more recent as the list progresses.
| Rap | Time Featured | Listen |
|---|---|---|
| Scrollbuttons and random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes you, friend. (This is the current email rap.) | September 12th 2005 - Present | Listen |
| ...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. | June 6th 2005 - September 12th 2005 | No link. |
| Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? | November 29th 2004 - June 5th 2005 | Listen |
| S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! | November 8th - November 21st 2004 | Listen |
| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah! | August 16th - November 7th 2004 | Listen |
| Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! | April 20th - August 15th 2004 | Listen |
| Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! | March 16th - April 19th 2004 | Listen |
| I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. | January 19th - March 15th 2004 | Listen |
| The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. | November 25th 2003 - January 18th 2004 | Listen |
| Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! | September 15th - November 24th 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! | August 4th - November 24th 2003 | Listen |
| COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. | May 19th - August 3rd 2003 | Listen |
| Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! | March 31st - May 18th 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. | January 20th - March 30th 2003 | Listen |
| Scroll-a boTOnes! | Unknown - January 19th 2003 | Listen |
| Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. | Unknown | No link. |
| 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. | September 9th 2002 - Unknown | No link. |
| Scroll buttons. What is UP? | Unknown - September 8th 2002 | No link. |
| Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? | July 8th 2002 - Unknown | Listen |
| Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. | Unknown - June 25th 2002 | No link. |
| Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. | March 4th 2002 - Unknown | No link. |
You can find mirrors of the old raps here, here and here.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The current rap is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard."
- The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands in which Coach Z first performs "These peoples try to fade me."
Real World References
- In the 18th email rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early 20th century painter.
