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Revision as of 23:47, 10 December 2005
An electronic reply!
Dear Sir Strong Bad, stop.
Have you any idea why The Sneak is so prone to explosions? Stop.
Sincerely, President Cold One, stop.
Dear Carpet Bagger
I have no idea why my The Sneak is so succeptible to random acts of combustion! It is quite a baffling situation!
preview
FROM THE TELEGRAPH INC. TELEGRAPH... THING. DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP REMEMBER THAT THERE IS A PREVIEW BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLOG UP RECENT CHANGES STOP THANK YOU STOP — talk Bubsty edits 05:49, 15 November 2005 (UTC) STOP
Blast it! I say, my telegramophone doesn't have a monitor, so I can't even see it. Curses! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the tip, you buffoon.
The What For
Hey there Sir Strong Bad. I replied to you on my talk page. Quick thing here, though: Posting the same generic message on several talk pages is considered spam here. Just a heads up. Thanks for understanding. — It's dot com 02:22, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
You buffoon! I often change the headings on my generic electronic greetings! Bwahaha! Just engaging in a joke! The rules are so strict 'round here, I say! Does anyone ever get pummeled for violating them? Yes... That would be quite intriguing... Yes...
- Not pummeled, per se. Just boiled in hot butter. :) — It's dot com
I see... The Kaiser here says that the punishment is not too bad.
Um
Um it is I, DBK. STOP
I bid you greetings from 2005. STOP
Its nice to meet you. STOP
Feel free to drop me a line any time. STOP
Bye. STOP
2005!? What in blazes!? I thought I was reaching the year 1987! Curses! Now I must get rid of my updated photograph of me with notoriously long hair!
A Notice
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
You have gone over the word limit on your electronic message STOP
You must pay a 25-cent extension fee STOP
Sincerely, STOP
The Superfied Telegraph Union STOP
25 cents!? BAH! I will pay no such fee! I shall see that The Strong Man flosses his mandibles with your spine!
The Strong Man shall do no such thing, Sir Strong Bad, as we have locked him up in our re-re-reinforced steel holding facilities. You must now pay a 50-cent extension fee to release him.
CURSES! Foiled again!
Yes, all is going according to plan... wait, Strong Man, what are you doing with that comically oversized mallet? AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh *hits me over head with mallet* you'll...never...get...away...with...this...*faints*
Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! They called me a buffoon for inventing that comically oversized mallet! But who has the last laugh now? Me! Sir Strong Bad! Yes... Now I simply must find a use for this comically oversized powder-puff! MAKE-UP!
Hey, Sir Strong Bad. Want to let you know that in the future, a show called Family Guy will steal your joke and use the comically oversized powderpuff. Play me away, Donny!
You must excuse me now! I must go give a certain Seth MacFarlane the whats for, for making off with my humorous dialogue! CURSE HIM!
Dear 1936 man, I am the new ruler of Mars, having just obtained the rank of RadSkat3. I have sole access to Earth's resources including the internet. I would like to learn more about 1936. Please leave a message on my message board which you can find by clicking the blue text with my rank on it above. Thank you, Sir Strong Bad, master of shinanigans.
I have given you a well thought out list of information on your talk page!
A letter bearing the seal of the royal house of Sweden
To the illustrious Sir Strong Bad, peer of the realm, Free Country USA:
Permit me to introduce myself as AbdiViklas, heir to the throne of Sweden. I am pleased to say I received your telegrammaparcel promptly and in the best of health. May I be the first to wish you joy of your arrival upon our gladsome shores! It is my fervent wish that you be nourished with the sweet milk of humankindness at the nurturing bosom of the glorious motherland, strengthening daily 'til you have tasted of the fierce draught of freedom flowing in the plenteous bowl of wikidom!
If it would be no imposition, might I venture to suggest that you sign your posts with three (or four, as the humor strikes you) tildes, thusly: ~~~~? While a flowing, refined hand is a mark of true distinction, the adoption of this expedient electronic signet secures felicities of greater weight and import than your own ease. If properly executed, it renders your signature a link of the utmost clarity from wheresoever you should implement it directly to your user page! Lacking this nicety, I was forced to consult the annals of my "Page History" to ascertain to whom I owed the honor of your correspondence. Three tildes will provide your username, "WrestleMan," while four will add the time and day (as I will demonstrate at the close of this epistle). If, however, you wish your signature to reflect your title and peerage (as who should not?), there is yet a shift that will serve: simply close with [[User:WrestleMan|Sir Strong Bad]]! This ingenious device functions similarly to the solid gold pocket-watch you cherish: the first half, before the |, like the cogs and springs, ensures the proper working of the curious engine; the latter half, like the filigree faceplate, masks and conceals the workings behind a fair facade, and is itself alone visible.
Having expended quite enough of my best india ink and your most gracious patience, I beg you will permit me to take my leave of you, only adding in conclusion that, should you have occasion to desire succor or counsel on any matter of the wiki, the resources of the crown of Sweden and my own humble assistance are entirely at your disposal. I remain, as ever, your humble servant,
AbdiViklas 02:58, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
My oh my! However did you manage to type so many letters and sentences without running out of typewriter ink? But I digress... Thank you oh so much, AbdiViklas of Sweden. I, Sir Strong Bad of Free Country USA humbly thank you for your services. Perhaps we could work together in the near future! Well, until next time!
So long, not buffoon! WrestleMan 03:54, 16 November 2005 (UTC) (Holy soup bonds! It worked!)
A Telegramaphonic Reply
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I recivied your message earlier today STOP
I would be delighted to make your aquaintance STOP
Please contact me again to confirm agreement STOP
With quite a few regards,
SBadiaRula 17, Nov. 2005
P.S.-Please continue to plummit those less fortunate than you STOP
I say, we are thrilled to have your acquaintanceship within our pack of meddling scoundrels, Sir Rula! In enough time, you too could be a scoundrel like us!
A Telegramophonic Follow-up!
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I relish that fateful day STOP
Please inform me of your future mishaps STOP
Also, tell that rather dapper swindler The Sneak to continue pushing The Homestar Runner of his flying machine STOP
I bid you good tidings STOP
Sincerely,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov 2005
Yes, The Sneak is quite the phenom when it comes to foiling The Homestar Runner's plans! Bwa ha ha! In fact, I think The Homestar Runner has once again taken my cheese melting device without consent. Curses! I shall show him whats for!
Yet another telegramophonic follow-up!
Yes, you go give him the whats for! STOP
You and I think very much alike, I see STOP
Also, have you ever thought of using The Sneak's cumbustable propreties to power your horselessly-drawn carrige? STOP
Inquisitively,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
P.S.-How did you enjoy my viewable electronic page? STOP
Yes, The Homestar Runner now has the whats for dripping from his ear holes!...? As for The Sneak's explosive properties... you see, his combustions usually occur spontaneously and at random moments, otherwise I would exploit him like a poor sap! Your viewable web page was quite intriguing. I dare say that I am something of an artist myself, you see. What brand of telegramophone do you own? Mine is a Telly 400.
More Replying!
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
I'm guessing that you're reffering to my large-eyed self-portrait when you say artistic STOP
As for the telegramaphone, you are forgetting that I live in the year 2005! STOP
I use a computating device called the Window XP! STOP
As for The Sneak's random combustability, perhaps slip him some nitroglycerin! STOP
Then he'd be exploding non-stop! STOP
Sincerely,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
Oh yes! I oft forget that I am communicating with a gentlemen of the twenty-first century. My apologies. Now what is this about using a WINDOW to communicate electronically!? The future startles me! And what on earth is nitroglycerin!?
And yet.. Another reply.
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
Windows is a brand of computer, a future device that allows one to see what they are doing on a screen! STOP
Furthermore, nitroglycerin is a material that explodes at the slightest shake! STOP
I realise that you live in the era where Curly Howard was one of the Three Stooges STOP
Do you like his work? STOP
I think that he is very funny STOP
With regards,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
What the deuce is a computer? It sounds like a type of pipe-weed. As for this nitroglycerin you speak of, I would like to get my mitts on a container of that, I would! Where might one find such a container? And yes, I am acquaintances with Curly Howard. We frequent pubs to sneak a nip of hooch quite often, we do.
Last electronic reply!
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
A computer is a device which allows you to engage in electronic conversations, participate in enjoyment activities, and even do work such as taxes STOP
Also, I would like to move our chatting over to my page, as your conversation page is getting cramped, while mine is nearly empty STOP
Sincerely,
SBadiaRula 18, Nov. 2005
Of course! We shall converse in the comfort of your user page!
Another Electronic Reply!
Sir Strong Bad STOP
How do you deal with the factory buffoon? STOP
Answer Here! STOP
Sincerely, President Cold One STOP
Fear not, Sir Cold One. The gang and I have devised a dastardly scheme to deal with the factory buffoon, we have! Others who are interested may read it on the clickable electronic link I have provided here. This will surely leave you satisfied and your factories buffoonless!
User name
dear sir strong bad stop i notice that you have the wiki user name of wrestleman stop if you are going to continue to go by sir strong bad then why not put in a request to formally change it stop it seems like it would be less confusing that way stop sincerely it's dot com (21:09, 18 November 2005 (UTC))
An exemplatory idea! I shall jump on that like The Kaiser on a buffet table!
hey sir strong bad stop tom has changed your name in the database and i took the liberty of moving your page to its new location stop everything should be good to go stop rock rock on stop sincerely it's dot com (00:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC))
Ha Ha! Ha Ha! WrestleMan is no more! For now, I go by by real name, Sir Strong Bad! Sir Dot Com is a technological genius! I shall send him a congratulatory shilling!
An Electronic Reply
Sir Stong Bad Stop
I am leaving you an electronic reply as per your request. Stop
I would be glad to make your aquaintence. Stop
But first, I feel the need to ask you a question. Stop
How do you manage the telagramophone whilst wearing gentlemans sport gloves? Stop
From Homsarroks. Stop
GASP! WHAT!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF SOUP BONDS DID YOU JUST ASK!? THE FINAL STRAW HAS BEEN LAIN! I SHALL SEE THAT THE STRONG MAN INSERTS BAMBOO CHUTES UP EACH OF YOUR FINGER NAILS! CURSES!
An electronic apology!
My Apologies, Sir Strong Bad. Stop
I had no wish to incur you wrath. Stop
I beg forgiveness. Stop
From Homsarroks. Stop
P.S. Stop
Could you be so kind as to ask the Strong Man to remove these chutes from underneath ny fingernails? Stop
Fine! I shall allow my kinder state to manage this situation... for now! But if one was to inquire about my telegramaphonic managing a second time, OH, WOULD MY BISCUITS BE BURNT!
Acquaintances
Why... hello Stop
I bid you hello from 2005 Stop
I see that you have been wanting to meet alot of peoples acquaintances Stop
If you really want to get to know people from around here, then you could simply go to The Chat Channel Stop
Hope to see you there some time Stop
Homestramy20|Talk 03:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
I hope my Telly 400 is up to the task of handling online chatting progrums!
New messages indicator
when we upgraded to mediawiki one point five it introduced a bug in the way the system handles the new messages indicator stop currently the only way to get the message to go away is to click unwatch at the top of your talk page stop this is necessary even if you yourself are the one who edits the page stop we have done what we can to make sure the people who design the software are aware of the problem and we hope they will give us a patch to fix it soon stop yours sincerely it's dot com (03:19, 19 November 2005 (UTC))
Mercy me! Thank you for the electronic tip! You are a being of great knowledge! I bid you thanks!
Hey there Sir Strong bad stop
I got Your electronic message! Stop.
Let get to Know each other,stop:
1.what is you real namem,stop?
2.what do you do for a living,stop?
3.How did you find me,stop?
Do you happen t Know It's dot com,stop, Heimstern Läufer, stop, or AbdiViklas, stop?
Hoping you send me reply,stop
Nikolce Kocovski 06:18, 19 November 2005 (UTC) stop
I have sent you a telegramophonic reply! As if one would have a reply to "What is your real namen?" anyways...
An electronic mistake!
Dear sir strong bad stop
You've made a mistake stop
I'm no lady stop
I'm a Macedonian, which is why may name can trick people stop
Nikolce is macedonian for Nick stop
But you can call me Nicholas if you wish stop
I bid you good day, i do stop
Nikolce Kocovski 04:42, 20 November 2005 (UTC) stop
Ps: Dear Sir Strong Bad stop How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth
I beg your forgiveness, Sir Kocovski... worth. I actually caught my mistake but at that particular moment, my telegramophone began to make strange noises and emit foul odors. What was one to do but to wait it out? And if I didn't know you better, I would be forced to subject you to a proper thrashing due to your last comment!
I forgive you Sir strong bad stop
Nikolce Kocovski 05:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC) stop
Hurrah!
Greetings!
Sir Strong Bad STOP
I bid you greetings from the year 2005 GO
I received your message loud and clear RED LIGHT
and have taken it upon myself to issue you a reply LOOK OUT
I see that you have impeccable taste in modern websites THERE'S A COP
and have thusly gained my respect OH GREAT
I wish you well, and I look forward HE'S PULLING ME OVER
to speaking with you soon SORRY OFFICER
Yours Truly, KieferSkunk DANG, I GOT A TICKET
I bid you an exhuberant thank you! And if there is anything I can do to help you deal with those law authorities then please send me an electronic reccomendation!
Lost
Sir Strong Bad, STOP
One dollar was found on the dirt road today. STOP
It costs a mere 10 cents to retreve it and claim as your own. STOP
Thank you for your time! STOP
The Stink Man STOP
How could one pass up such a bargain? How about you send me the dollar now, and I shall promptly deliver the ten pennies to your address tomorrow?
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Double Post DELETED!
And in such a timely manner as well.
I Need a Caper!
Sir Strong Bad STOP
I come to you under the direst of dire situations! STOP
Election day has come up in My Country, USA. STOP
And Senator Warm One has just announced his candidacy for MY presidency! STOP
Thusly, I turn to you, and your massive ability to pull a caper, as my last resort. STOP
I need The Strong Man to bludgeon this fool senator with any and all blunt objects available. STOP
Meanwhile, the Sneak must dig up any and all dirt on this buffoon, even if said dirt is fully fabricated. STOP
Then you must give him the what-for! STOP
Succeed, and you shall receive a handsome reward in the form of seventy-four thousand nine hundred ninty-one dollars and thirty-three cents. STOP
As well as your own cabaret of beautiful dancing girls. STOP
Cordially, President Cold One STOP
Sir One, you need not fret over such a simple task! Fortunately for you, I am a Coldublican, not a Warmocrat. The Strong Man is gathering any an all blunt, senator-bludgeoning objects at this time. The Sneak has been browsing the world wide web in search for any threatening information on this Senator Warm One. And as for me, I have prepared a well thought out list of what for-isms to present to the offending buffoon. Although, we have hit one minor snag... we reside in the year 1938, while you sustain in the year 2005! Curses! What is one to do?
Dear Sir
Dear Sir Strong bad STOP
What became of your gold pants? STOP
I would like to propose a trade STOP
Your pants for my water soup STOP
Cordially,
Benol, aka Coach B
Oh, but you forget yourself, lad! My tiny waist prevented the golden slacks from remaining above my ankles so I had no use for purchasing them. So, I'm afraid it's curtains for your request! As if I would agree to a trade requesting gold slacks for a filthy can of water soup anyways!
The football player
Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP
Who is the football player? STOP
Is he the sneak's ball playing partner? STOP
Punch The Sneak for me,
Benol, aka Coach B
Sir B, it appears as though you do not know the full story behind the said "football player". The football playing lad was merely filling in for me while I was stealing The Homestar Runner's cow emblazoned electronic lighting device. I had previously owed The Sneak a swift kick in the Sneak and he was merely completing my aformentioned task.
Old-Timey The Paper...Sorta
Greetings. I was just sending you an electronic posting to inquire if Sir Strong Bad might luxuriate in this modern edition of The Paper. Hope you enjoy the intellectual nourishment. —THE PAPER PREEEOW 01:36, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
Sir Paper, you are the kindest chap to ever please me with your deeds! I thank you in the most gracious manner!
Greetings stop
Greetings there sir strong bad stop
How have you been(how would you write this in your way?) stop
Do you know about Wikipedia stop
see you soon stop
Nikolce Kocovski 11:18, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
Ps: How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentelmans sports gloves?
stop signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth.
Yes, but of course one of my superior intellect knows about the electronic Wikipedia database! I frequent it quite often! PS. ONE MORE GENTLEMEN'S SPORT GLOVE CRACK AND I SHALL HAVE THE STRONG MAN BLUDGEON EACH OF YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH AN ADDING MACHINE!
Foriginess please stop
i just never ment to make fun of you,stop
He made me do it, i think stop
ps: How do you say ps in your way stop?
Nikolce Kocovski 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC) ....worth.
Need you not worry, Sir Kocovskiworth, no bludgeonings will come to you anytime soon. As for your inquiry, in 1938, instead of "ps" one would say, "on an unrelated topic...". I hope that leaves you inquiriless as well as bludgeonless!
just er... saying hi
- HI SIR STRONG BAD STOP DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM NOT ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SPORTING GLOVES STOP I WAS AT A QUITE MODERN-ISH STORE CALLED 7-11, AND I SAW A PACKET OF "SIR SICKLY SAMS FLAVOR-TASTE STYLE CHEWING POWDERS" STOP I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AWFUL COMPANY STOP I SEE THAT SICKLY SAM SEEMS TO BE A BRETHERIN OF YOURS STOP I WOULD GIVE HIM A JOLLY GOOD POUNDING STOP
SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP
WHO-WHA!? Sir Sickly Sam!? Curse him! Sir Bubsty, I swear that I would give that cad a jolly good pounding if it weren't for the fact that I have already killed him. Yes... It seems that younger siblings are a hindrance even in their afterlives. CURSES!
Umm... On a side note, Sir Bubsty... How was his chewing powder? Does it compare to my own?
I NEVER TRIED IT STOP I COMPLETELY REFUSED TO BUY IT STOP I HATE THAT BLASTED SICKLY SAM STOP SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP
You, Sir Bubsty... just bought yourself an honorary gang member induction!
OOH, THAT RULES STOP THANK YOU VERY MUCH STOP YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN MY "FAVORITE USERS" SECTION STOP
SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP
Hooray! My reputation grows! Sir Strong Bad will soon not only rule the year 1938, but 2005 as well! Bwa ha ha ha!
Some little questions
Dear, Sir Strong Bad! STOP
Here is some little questions: STOP
1. Has you some time play football? STOP
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? STOP
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? STOP
AbdiViklas Sweden
For Sir Viklas. Hi?
1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again.
2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.
3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.
Okay, Viklas, one would certainly wish that would answer your questions. I do believe that we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a large F on it.
— Sir Stark Dålig
ssb_telegram 22
Greetings, Sir Strong Bad! STOP
I am from England. STOP
What are your thoughts on the English? STOP
Many thanks, STOP
What do I think about the English, huh!? OH! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE ENGLISH!!!... I think their muffins are exemplatory!
A Question
How did you find me? STOP
I was just curious.STOP
Farewell,STOP
"Sir Rroks"STOP
I believe I stumbled upon your name on the "recent changes" electronic page.
Chiaroscuro
Your new sig looks fabulous in evening-formal black and white... S r t o g a. If a bit bewildering. (Say hi to Jr. Toga for me!) —AbdiViklas 04:46, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
Bwa Ha Ha Ha! You are quite a funny man! I believe you may have just earned yourself an honorary member induction!!
- DEAR MR. BAD STOP
YOUR SIG IS VERY WONDERFUL (I TRIED SAYING THAT IN 1930-ISH, BUT IT DIDN'T COME OUT WELL) STOP I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT TWO OF YOUR GANG MEMBERS ARE SWEDISH STOP BEFORE I MOVED TO A CITY (I BELIEVE IT WAS A TOWN IN YOUR DAY) CALLED SEATTLE STOP I LIVED IN SWEDEN STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP
I apologize profusely Sir Bubsty! I shall update your electronic section at once!
NO NO STOP IT WASN'T DIRECTED TO BE RUDE STOP IT WAS JUST A COMMENT STOP YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD ANYTHING STOP SORRY FOR POORLY EXPLAINING WHAT I MEANT TO SAY STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP
I knew. I simply wish for all of my acquaintances to be satisfied!
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE OR CHANGE ANYTHING IT WAS MERELY A "FUN FACT" STOP SIGNED, SIR BUBSTY STOP
- Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to alert you that I've finally replied to your message! —AbdiViklas 05:19, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
Sorry, Sir Viklas. I've grown rather attached to the Swedish Fish.
- Cool; so have I. —AbdiViklas 05:58, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
NYU Talk
Haldo STOP
I'm wondering STOP
Do you know the transcripts of any of the cartoons STOP
From the NYU talk because i would like to know STOP
NOT Billy Bob Bob 21:36, 28 November 2005 (UTC) STOP
Umm... I'm not entirely sure what you're asking me here. If your asking me if I know the transcripts of the accursed "Homestar Runner" cartoons then I must say yes. Curse that armless buffoon! I also know the trancripts of all of the famed "Strong Bad E-mails"! Fantastic job, my doppleganger!
- I think what you're looking for is this, NBBB. —AbdiViklas 19:19, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
Oh, I get what'chur talking about now! And, I'm afraid I do not know the transcripts, for I was not there! It took place in 2005! I had been long dead!
a request to you sir
Dear Sir Sir Strong Bad STOP
I have a confoundment for you to solve STOP
Do you remove your facial headgear and gentelman's sports gloves before you go to bed? STOP
Stinkfully yours,
Benol, aka Coach B
Yes, and I look somewhat like this. File:SB maskless.png
A reply
Subject: MoustacheUmmm.... Thanks for that moustache half. It's kinda cool, I guess. I really have no use for it, sooo... ummm... thanks anyways.
Strong Bad
No problem, my doppleganger! And you had better thank me for those exemplatory genes that I passed on to you as well!
Greetings sir strong bad stop
Hello and greetings sir strong bad stop
how has yon been stop
Do you happen to own a contraption in the year 2001 called an Xbox stop
on an unrelated topic: how would you say, "see ya later"?
Nikolce Kocovski 05:00, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
Unfortunately, Sir Kocovskiworth, I do not. Software companies such as Nintendo and Sony are closer to me than those such as Microsoft. And instead of "see ya later", one could say "I'll converse with you at a later hour."
once again, greetings sir strong bad
- HI THERE SIR STRONG BAD STOP I WAS WONDERING HOW JR. TOGA WAS DOING STOP AND WHO THE CRAP HE IS STOP
SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP
Jr. Toga is feeling horrendous! As I have just had the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Jr. Toga is the nick name I gave my younger sibling, Sickly Sam.
- I SEE STOP TELL HIM HE IS A DUMB AND CRAPPY GUY PLEASE STOP
SINCERELY, SIR BUBSTY STOP
Hello. This is Sickly Sam. It's people like you that have driven me into following through with suicGF&#RHP!($#&G BSJBK OW! STOP IT! JKLWGli73)(*%#YT
Sorry about that Sir Bubsty. That was just Jr. Toga. Mercy! What a buffoon!
Hey there Sir Strong bad stop
How has yon been doing, let me ask a couple of questionsSTOP:
1. Do you now a fellow by the name of bubsty? Stop
2.what be your favourite toon? stop'
3.where does yous reside in?stop
"on an unrelated topic..." How do you say holy crap
"I'll converse with you at a later hour."
Nikolce Kocovski 08:51, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
Things are going just smoothly down here in the olden eras. How is it going for you? Swimmingly, I hope. Yes, I do know the fellow Sir Bubsty! He is quite a swell person. My favorite toon be "That a Ghost". I reside in Free Country USA in the year 1938! And although my doppleganger says "holy crap", I prefer to say "holy soup bonds!".
And as a reward for your gestures, you have earned a spot in my electronic Honorary Members section! Hurray for you!
Suggestion for Gang pics
Pardon the interruption and nevermind the bullocks, but I noticed the bios of your Gang Members and their portraits don't line up so well. You could get them to by adding {{clear}} at the end of each paragraph! —AbdiViklas 03:14, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
SIR VIKLAS YOU ARE A COMPUTER GENIUS MAN! Let's do some manner of stylish jig for the computer genius man!
Bottom ten
Greetings my kind friend, i got your message and i was overjoyed when i saw that you put me down as your "Honorary Gang Members" stop thank you.
Might as you of something, kind sir, what be your bottom ten stop?
ps: how would you say, "your bottom ten in your way?
signed: Sir Kocovski....worth.
Nikolce Kocovski 06:31, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
Sir Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is as follows...
10. This is a simple one. Dry garment contests. Blast! What a waste of H20!
9. That horrible painting in The Strong Man's living quarters that's been there since were tykes.
8. Telegramoparcels with more than 1 fwd: or re: in the subject line. Curses! I can't even open the cursed things!
7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food. Such as Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Nibblins.
6. The foul stench of wet The Sneak
5. Um... Let's see here...not... pigeons... They consume bread crumbs.
4. Oh yes! There was this one time that I had to engage in the hugging of a tree. Curses!
3. Giving parsnip-themed desserts dangerous names.
2. Songs that try to pass off "Doo wacka doo wacka doos" as legit lyrics.
And number one on Sir Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is...
1. BUFFOONS!
Sorry sir strong bad stop
I recently got your electronic message, stop
it kinda sound like your mad at me for asking that question bottem ten, stop
so please forgive me if i made you upset stop
i'll converse with you at a later hour, i'm sorry
Nikolce Kocovski 06:04, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
Sir Kocovskiworth, you were in no way upsetting me! It just took my a while to answer is all. One would suppose I should word things better. My apologies!
Accomplice
Dear Sir STOP
I would like to join your gang STOP
-- Benol, aka Coach B 21:31, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?
---Insert cheap compliment to Sir Strong Bad here---
How about I put another Bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? The Sneak's wasn't large enough.-- Benol, aka Coach B 12:39, 8 December 2005 (UTC)
P.S. I would like this picture used: 
You've got it, Sir B!
Zeppelin warning
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP I AM CONTACTING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT ERRANT ZEPPELINS STOP I KNOW A JOLLY OLD CHAP WHO LOST A RATHER NASTY FIGHT WITH ONE OF THESE HELIUM-FILLED MENACES STOP TAKE CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR ESTEEMED BAND OF ROUSTABOUTS KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT STOP YOURS TRULY STOP THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES
I dare say, Lady Producer of Small Punched Cards to Run Newfangled Thinking Machines, I too know an unfortunate sap who was foiled by the spontaneous combustion of a zeppelin! That dapper jackanapes The Sneak is the sir I am referring to. He tried to manage a heist aboard one of those newfangled transporting machines and ended up with a mouth full of ashes! Thanks for the heads up, Lady P.O.S.P.C.U.T.R.N.T.M!
DEAR SIR STRONG BAD STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIMELY REPLY STOP I WOULD LIKE TO BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT I AM IN FACT A LADY AND NOT A PARTICULARLY PRANCY LAD IN A GHASTLY WIG STOP I ASSUME THAT THE SNEAK WAS NOT MUCH HARMED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ZEPPELIN ACCIDENT GIVEN HIS UNUSUAL HOBBY OF EXPLODING STOP GIVE THE SNEAK MY GOOD REGARDS STOP THE HOMESTAR PRODUCER OF SMALL PUNCHED CARDS USED TO RUN NEWFANGLED THINKING MACHINES
I beg your forgiveness LADY Coder. I actually knew that you were indeed, female. I even read your electronic user page. I am just so used to answering telegramoparcels belonging to lads that it has become second nature for me to include "SIR" in any and all user names! My apologies!
No problem STOP If you want to refer to me as "SIR" I won't take any offense STOP Obnoxiously long old-timey username
question and forgiveness
Greetings sir strong bad stop
i read your telegramaparcel about you saying sorry and apology accepted stop
anyway onto business stop'
i have a couple of question:
1.don't you think the actual article of sir strong bad should also say stuff about you?
2. Have you every had a bullying problem in school?
in an unrelated topic: do you know Heimstern Läufer?
i'll converse with you at a later hour.
Nikolce Kocovski 06:16, 8 December 2005 (UTC)
- No article in a Main namespace should reference or direct to a user. Except in the rare case of a Strong Bad Email sent in by a Wiki user, or a Fanstuff sent in by a Wiki user. — Lapper (talk) 21:24, 8 December 2005 (UTC)
Bwa Ha Ha! A quite noble idea indeed, but as my chap Sir Lapper here says, I can do no such thing. And as for you second inquiry... You see, many saps had taken a disliking to me during my schoolboy days, due to my quick comebacks and clever jabs. But fortunately for me, The Strong Man (or The Strong Boy, at the time) was able to pummell any being who attempted to so much as graze my husky dome! If one such as yourself in experiencing a bullying conundrum, then allow me to have the Strong Man bludgeon the buffoon with a battering ram!
Sirs STOP
Sir Strong Bad STOP
How should one simple carpet bagger STOP
Hope to make it to you mighty List of Sirs STOP
List of Sirs is my word for you changing STOP
User names in to Old Timy style names STOP
NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 21:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC) STOP
P.S. STOP
If you accpt me into you Sirs STOP
Please use this... STOP
STOP
Image for me! STOP
I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?
---Insert cheap compliment to Sir Strong Bad here---
Feeling down
Greetings sir strong bad stop
how have you been, i've doing great except on wikipedia.
To tell you the truth i've been feeling down, so i'll tell you whats be bothering me, but at a later hour. Right now there a lot of tv shows for me to watch, so ask me about it later, okay.
Nikolce Kocovski 07:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC) ....worth
Oh, I dare say, I too have several radio-mystery progrums I need to engage in the listening to as well.
an electronic reply
Dear, Sir Strong Bad STOP
If I'm accepted in to you gang STOP
I will give 3 sevises STOP
1. I will bring the Sneak to the Panama Canal to do the Hully Gully STOP
2. I will sort papers to be fired or fired STOP
3. I will steal all of Fat Duddly hooch for the gang on a special acasion STOP
Sirly, NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 16:48, 9 December 2005 (UTC) STOP
You sir, just bought yourself a gang induction!
a question for you...
What's up man? I've got a question... What's the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten? I want to know the answer. --The 386 My talk 20:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
As a matter of fact Sir 386, I have one answer for all three of those electronic inquiries. And that answer is... The only episode ever recorded of the short-lived TOMMY DORSEY cartoon series! Only one episode was ever created and it was... cancelled before the first commercial-advertisement break. CURSES!
I could tell by what you said. If I want to be a member, I have to... 1. Torture The Homestar Runner, 2. Kidnap his girlfriend, 3. Give The Sneak his helping. What do you think? --The 386 My talk 01:18, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
Well, you see, I am quite capable of torturing the Homestar Runner myself. (although I can never have too much help). But answer me this! What could we do with The Homestar Runner's girlfriend? Could we tie her to some train tracks? And I feel extra egotistical and dapper today, so I may need another cheap compliment. BWA HA HA!
Well how bout this... I will place her over a very hot pit of molten lava, with her suspended up there. How would you figure? --The 386 My talk 01:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
Yes, sounds good. And one final question. What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? For example, I am the "Brains". The Sneak is "The Thief". And The Strong Man is "The Brawn". (And you can't use any of those ranks).
You just made me part of the telagram recieving, man! --The 386 My talk 02:02, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
All right, I shall update the page when the rest of the gang responds to the same question.
Good day
Greetings there sir strong bad stop
i am feeling fantastic now that this is saturday stop
you can converse with me now, my shows are over for now. stop
i bid you good tiddings(does this mean goodbye?) stop
Nikolce Kocovski 23:46, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
That's fantastic news! Luckily for me, it is still Friday where I reside! Feel free to converse away, Sir Kocovskiworth! (And yes, good tidings basically means "I wish you the best of luck")
An electronic ranking like thing!
- GREETINGS SIR STRONG BAD STOP I RECIEVED YOUR ELECTRONIC MESSAGE STOP FOR A RANK, I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT RANK I SHOULD BE STOP PROBABLY LIKE, THE ANNOYING GUY STOP SOMETHING LIKE THAT STOP
- SINCERELY STOP
- SIR BUBSTY STOP
Got it!
I too got your telegramaparcel STOP
I think that I should be "The Information Giver" or "The Speed Unit" STOP
That is because I have much knowledge of the world and I go through Wikipages so fast, even I'm not sure how I do it! STOP
Sincerely yours,
Rank
I belive I would be the theifbrainbrawns of the group. STOP
-- Benol, aka Coach B 13:48, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
I'm not sure you can do that, Coach B. STOP
rank
Dear, Boss STOP
this reply is about you inquireie of ranks STOP
If I was a rank I would be The Age STOP
Because I'm (in the gang not real life) the oldest one STOP
But thats not very good so I need a little help STOP
Thinking of what I am STOP
NBBB(Talk · Contributions) 15:32, 10 December 2005 (UTC) STOP
A Modern Telogrammothingy!
Hello again, Sir Strong Bad! STOP
It is I, Sir Rroks! STOP
I wish to inquire as to your present state of health! STOP
Are you well? STOP
If not, please say hello to Sir Pietimer for me! STOP
Bafoonishly yours, STOP
Sir 
ΨHomsarΨroksΨ
STOP
An Electronic P. S. STOP
I wish to inform you that I would gladly assist you and your band of miscreants in any way possible if I am made a gang member! STOP
I would happily help you with your telogrammophonic managing!STOP
You may use any picture for me, but I would like you to use this one!STOP
Thank you for reading thus far! STOP
The I bring you thanks! award
- HI SIR STRONG BAD STOP FOR HAVING A COOL IDEA AND BEING NICE I GIVE YOU THE I BRING YOU THANKS AWARD STOP THANKS FOR BEING COOL STOP
- SINCERELY STOP
- SIR BUBSTY STOP
Greetings!
Sir Strong Bad, STOP
I have recently gotten your ten pennies to my door STOP
Therefore, I have sent you the one whole dollar on your request STOP
New information says that one dollar is worth one hundred pennies! STOP
Take wonderful care of that dollar and all of the bountiful money is yours! STOP
Sincerely,
