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'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine | '''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine | ||
| - | == Transcript == | + | ==Transcript== |
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=== Marzipan's Greeting === | === Marzipan's Greeting === | ||
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. ''{beep}'' | '''MARZIPAN:''' Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. ''{beep}'' | ||
| - | === Message 5 === | + | ===Message 5=== |
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'... | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'... | ||
| - | === Message 4 === | + | ===Message 4=== |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a sweepstakes announcer voice}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million ''{quickly}'' | + | |
| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a sweepstakes announcer voice}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million ''{quickly}'' punches-in-the-face. | ||
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| + | ===Message 3=== | ||
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, ''{the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard}'' call me on my cell phoooone! | '''STINKOMAN:''' Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, ''{the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard}'' call me on my cell phoooone! | ||
| - | === Message 2 === | + | ===Message 2=== |
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'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Hello, Marz-pan. | '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Hello, Marz-pan. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I, er, der, er-- ''{hangs up phone, dial tone}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' I, er, der, er-- ''{hangs up phone, dial tone}'' | ||
| - | === Message 1 === | + | ===Message 1=== |
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner ''{The Cheat walks by in the background}'' from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! ''{pause}'' Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner ''{The Cheat walks by in the background}'' from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! ''{pause}'' Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes. | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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*Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]], where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite. | *Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]], where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite. | ||
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
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*"Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State." | *"Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State." | ||
*[[Wikipedia:Cracklin' Oat Bran|Cracklin' Oat Bran]] and [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Crunch Berries]] are [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereals]]. | *[[Wikipedia:Cracklin' Oat Bran|Cracklin' Oat Bran]] and [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Crunch Berries]] are [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereals]]. | ||
| - | == External Links == | + | ==External Links== |
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*[[HR:answer8.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]] | *[[HR:answer8.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]] | ||
*[[HR:answer8.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]] | *[[HR:answer8.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]] | ||
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Revision as of 15:18, 26 April 2006
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Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Grape-Nuts Robot, Bubs, Homestar Runner, The Cheat
Places: Marzipan's House
Date: June 9, 2003
Running Time: 2:38
Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine
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Transcript
Marzipan's Greeting
MARZIPAN: Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. {beep}
Message 5
COACH Z: Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...
Message 4
STRONG BAD: {in a sweepstakes announcer voice} Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million {quickly} punches-in-the-face. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million {quickly} punches-in-the-face. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million {quickly} punches-in-the-face.
Message 3
STINKOMAN: Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, {the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard} call me on my cell phoooone!
Message 2
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Hello, Marz-pan.
STRONG BAD: Alright, now make him say it. Make him say it!
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Kiss the butt.
STRONG BAD: Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt."
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Kiss a butt.
STRONG BAD: Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs?
BUBS: I thought I told you no names!
STRONG BAD: I, er, der, er-- {hangs up phone, dial tone}
Message 1
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner {The Cheat walks by in the background} from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! {pause} Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0, where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite.
Real-World References
- "Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State."
- Cracklin' Oat Bran and Crunch Berries are breakfast cereals.
External Links
- watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"
- view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"
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