User:Jeppo

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I am 18 years old.

RC I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 1

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I can't beat Level 5 so don't ask me how to beat it.

Thy hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3. Thou art thee?

MEH? I don't understand Cheat Talk at all.

I got all types of crazy crap.

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Interests

• Astronomy
• Cricket
  • The game, not the insect! tsk!
• Formula One
• Homestar Runner
• The internet
• Better video games
• Homestar Runner
• Physics
• Snooker
• Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
2. The Interview
3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
4. Bug in Mouth Disease
5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

1. sibbie
2. radio
3. virus
4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
5. invisibility

Best quote from latest Toon/Email (In my opinion)

Email isp

STRONG MAD: {in a high pitched voice} I'M A WEBSITE!

Random Word Of The Week (or thereabouts)

Here I choose a toon or email completely from random and then I choose a word uttered from that toon or email at random.

Random word for: 03/07/2006

Experimental Film - 776 words uttered.

This word count includes both the lyrics of the song and the Flash commentary easter egg

TMBG: It's for this experimental film Which nobody knows about And which I'm still figuring out {27th word uttered}

• The word 'experimental' is uttered twelve times in this short. Therefore the chances of this word being chosen in this short are 1.55%
• This song has 239 words - that's 30.8% of the total words in this short.
• There is an article on the word 'experimental' on Wiktionary - click here to view
• There is an article on 'experimental on Wikipedia - click here to view
• There isn't an article on 'experimental' on the HRWiki.

Archive

26/06/2006: you're, spoken by Marzipan in Where's The Cheat?
19/06/2006: least, spoken by Strong Bad in crazy cartoon
12/06/2006: that, spoken by Homestar Runner in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
11/06/2006: mean, spoken by Strong Bad in sisters
10/06/2006: fan, spoken by Strong Bad in depressio
09/06/2006: I'm, spoken by Strong Bad in gimmicks
08/06/2006: Miss'sippi (Mississippi), spoken by Homestar Runner in Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
07/06/2006: because, spoken by Homestar Runner in the facts
06/06/2006: do, spoken by The Announcer in sb_email 22
05/06/2006: house, spoken by Strong Bad in studying

Stats

Who Said it?

Strong Bad: (5/11)=45.5%
Homestar Runner: (3/11)=27.3%
Marzipan (1/11)=9.09%
The Announcer: (1/11)=9.09%
Minor Characters*: (1/11)=9.09%

*Characters that only appeared or heard in 3 Toons/Features or less are classed as Minor Characters.

How long is it?

2 letters: (2/11)=18.2%
3 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
4 letters: (2/11)=18.2%
5 letters: (3/11)=27.3%
7 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
11 letters: (1/11)=9.09%
12 letters: (1/11)=9.09%

Where is it said?

Tandy 400 email: (5/11)=45.5%
Compy 386 email: (2/11)=18.2%
Big Toon: (1/11)=9.09%
Short: (1/11)=9.09%
Puppet Stuff: (1/11)=9.09%
Marzipan's Answering Machine: (1/11)=9.09%

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Noticed an inconsistancy or a rong speling or grAmmar? Any feedback on what a terrible job I'm doing? Like my Random Word of the Day section and want to know how I do it? Like my little email? Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.