The Ugly One

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'''The Ugly One''' is the ugly looking girl of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for [[The Man With The Huge Mouth]]. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd and YOU'RE NOT'd. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "[[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]]" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
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'''The Ugly One''' is the ugly looking girl of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for [[The Man With The Huge Mouth]]. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd and YOU'RE NOT'd. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED and [[Pom Pom|POM-POM]]MED? She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "[[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]]" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
==Defining Traits==
==Defining Traits==

Revision as of 16:21, 23 January 2005

Bad glasses, nice dress
Big Pre-K hair

The Ugly One is the ugly looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for The Man With The Huge Mouth. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd and YOU'RE NOT'd. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.

Defining Traits

  • suspect hygiene
  • psoriasis
  • prepaid lunch
  • wears a three-piece bathing suit
  • wants to be Cheerleader
  • doesn't "look so good"
  • is on the drill team
  • listens to pinebark

Filmography

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