The Ugly One

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==Hurt By==
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*Arrows ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
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*Being swooped by an eagle ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
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*Monosodium Glutamate ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]}
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*YOU'RE NOT pounds weight ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
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*Falling into the [[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] Mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
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*Being floor tommed, step-mommed and Pom-Pommed ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
==Filmography==
==Filmography==

Revision as of 13:07, 26 February 2005

Bad glasses, nice dress
Big Pre-K hair

The Ugly One is the ugly looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for The Man With The Huge Mouth. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd and YOU'RE NOT'd. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.

Defining Traits

  • suspect hygiene
  • psoriasis
  • prepaid lunch
  • wears a three-piece bathing suit
  • wants to be Cheerleader
  • doesn't "look so good"
  • is on the drill team
  • listens to pinebark

Hurt By

Filmography

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