Not X

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"I feel so fine, I feel so elated!"

The description Not X (where "X" can be anything) is sometimes used in odd ways or contexts.

Appearances

• Pumpkin Carve-nival — Bubs gets awarded a "NOT LAST" ribbon for his pumpkin.
  • The label reeappears in specially marked on a box of Cheat Commandos...O's.
• Thy Dungeonman — One of the exits is "Not Dennis".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Marzipan leaves herself a prank call, claiming to be "Not Marzipan".
• Kid Speedy — Completing the game awards the player with a message saying, "YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!"
• Fan costumes '06 — Strong Bad comments on a Homestar costume saying "Yes, a little chicken wire and papier mâché goes not a very long, long way."
• Email looking old — Strong Bad asks "What am I not paying you people for?"
• Jibblies 2 — Homestar Runner tells Marzipan he's "busy not answering the phone", and eventually becomes done "not answering the phone".
• Toikey TV — Strong Bad wants to watch "not football". The King of Town decries the dangers of "not fried turkeys".
• Ballad of the Sneak — The Sneak does the Hully Gully on a barrel that was specified "Not the Panama Canal".
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog post on April 24, 2008 — Strong Bad's "Currently Playing" field of the post was "Not MS Paint."

Strong Bad Email

• personal favorites — The Grape-Nuts Robot has a "Not New!" sticker.
• other days — Strong Bad's calendar shows he has "NOT swim practice!" scheduled for Saturday.
• the facts — One of Strong Mad's boxes is marked "NOT CAR PARTS".
• bottom 10 — Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of not water". He later says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "not pigeons".
• highschool — Strong Bad concludes with the score report "Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0."
• theme song — It bugs Strong Bad that the emailer's face "doesn't have a not tons of acne".
• trading cards — Strong Bad thinks trading cards are "the biggest waste of not a video game on the planet".
• diorama — Strong Bad reads the email sender's location, "Charlotte, N.C.", as "Charlotte, Not Charlotte".
• nightlife — Strong Sad talks about busting out some fresh not dancing, to which Marzipan responds that she plans to bust out some fresh not hanging out with Strong Sad.
• environment — Strong Bad explains his most significant contribution to the environment by saying, "Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head." He also admits that he's rescued greenhouse gases by "not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole."
• buried — Strong Bad's business card refers to him as "Your Friendly Neighborhood Not-The-Police".
• love poems — Homestar's acrostic poem has the A in Marzipan stand for "not-organic apples"
• your edge — Strong Bad and The Cheat consciously decide to not inflate a basketball.

Non X

• Email flashback — Strong Bad says that if Homestar lived in the house of the Brothers Strong he'd have less non-broken bones.
• Email pop-up — Strong Bad claims that pop-up books supply The Cheats and four-year-olds with seconds of non-ripped-apart fun.
• Email web comics — Strong Bad advises the creators of video game comics, "when your pixel comic's not funny, MS Paint your way to a non-punchline!"

See Also

• Nondescript Nouns
• Integral Article