Sucks

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The dragon says it all.

Sucks and other variations of it is a euphemistic swear used by the characters of the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

• Homestarloween Party — Homestar's shirt says "corporate rock still sucks".
• Strong Bad Sings — One of the songs is "Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad".
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The title has the word "sucky" in it.
• Email dullard — In the second comic from the DVD version, the take out guy says "YER JOB SUCKS."
• Email invisibility — One of the things the Tandy 400 says in the Easter Egg is "386? more like three eighty SUCKS!".
• Email english paper — When Homestar says he is in Strong Bad's house, Strong Bad says, "Oh, that sucks."
• Email the bet — Strong Bad says "Yeah, that sucks. Look, do you have any video games or, like, R-rated movies?"
• Email dragon — Strong Bad names the first dragon he draws "The S is for sucks".
• Hallrunner — If you talk to the computer, the outcome says "It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks."
• Main Page 16 — When you click characters, Strong Sad goes by on a sled while yelling "This sucks!" and hits a tree.
• Peasant's Quest — If you give the second keeper the correct answer, he'll say "That's right. Oh. This sucks.", and if you type "this sucks", the game will respond "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
• Biz Cas Fri 3 — Homestar says that Mancuso at Accounting sucks and that Gunderson doesn't suck.
• Email geddup noise — Strong Sad wears a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".
• Email redesign — When Strong bad loses a game called "Sundae Drivin'", he says "This game sucks."
• Happy Hallow-day — When Halloween night is almost over when there's no sign of Halloween night, Strong Bad says "Man, this sucks."
• Decemberween Short Shorts — Strong Bad says that the tube socks "totally sucks and [he] hates it".
• Trogday 08 — Strong bad sings an entire song about The S is for Sucks.
• Behind The Bad — After Strong Bad gets into his "office", he says "Um... this sucks.".
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Sad says that he feels less like he sucks so bad.
• The Cheat's Character Video — The Cheat says that whoever asks him to make a video for their band sucks.
• Homestar Quiz — One of the answers is "Why Must You Suck So Bad?"
• Shopping for Danger — One of the commanders say "old ladies SUCK!".
• Email do over — Strong Bad says that he'll start calling Coach Z Coach Zed so maybe he won't suck so bad.
• The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad The Ghost of Christmas Suck.
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — One of the responses is "We're not at that point yet. Ye don't suck THAT badly at this game."
• Lappynapped! — In the second Easter Egg, Dolph Hauldhagen says "How many times a day do you ask yourself, 'Why do I suck?'".
• Email the movies — After Homestar wonders how to spell tabasco, Strong Bad says "Were all the local sit-around-and-suck-out-loud places closed?!"
• DNA Evidence — Strong Sad says that Coach Z has a real sucky imagination.
• Email hygiene — Strong Bad says that the New Paper keeps sucking enough just to stay interesting.
• Homestar Ruiner — At the track, Strong Bad says Homestar stinks, and "not in the metaphorical 'you suck'" kinda way then says sports suck and before he draws Marzipan's house on his map, he says he's got half a mind to go over to Marzipan's and give her a piece of the rest of his mind about not inviting his to her "sucko party". Then, at The King of Town's castle, if he comes through the ceiling while Strong Mad is there, he says "Here comes the suck." Also, if you look at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Sad will come and talk about his having asthma, and Strong Bad says "Yeah, yeah. Sucks to your asthmar!"
• Email being mean — Before and after the skit, Strong Bad says "You suck."
• Strong Badia the Free — After lighting the candle holders, Strong Bad says that the place still sucks.
• Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire — When he finds out his "office" is nothing but a closet, he says "Um... this sucks."
• Baddest of the Bands Responses — When answering his second email, he says that if you are over 24 that it sucks to be you.
• Most in the Graveyard — Strong Bad says that the King of Town's party sucks.
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Bad says that the simula-TOR's reality virtually sucks.

See Also

• Crap
• Freaking