Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

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===Message 1===
===Message 1===
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'''MARZIPAN:'''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyway, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing,
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''Cut to wide shot of the room. Strong Sad is gone.''
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and said he replaced my toilet's roman candle mouths? Whatever that is. So maybe don't flush the toilet until-
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''We hear, from offscreen, Strong Sad flushing the toilet and several explosions go off. Toilet water splashes onscreen and cut back to the answering machine.''
==Easter eggs==
==Easter eggs==

Revision as of 13:00, 2 March 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine #16
watch ← Version 15.2 Version 1.0 →
"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"

Strong Sad house-sits.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, The King of Town, Bubs (Easter egg)

Places: Marzipan's House

Release Date: Monday, March 2, 2009

Running Time:

Page Title: Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

Contents

Transcript

Message 6

STRONG BAD: Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. {Writing noises and paper turning in background} Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

Message 5

STRONG BAD: Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. {A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen} If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, you can ignore that one.

{He walks off the screen}

Message 4

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than how fine you get when you don't return a movie to the movie store!

{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

STRONG SAD: {Hands on hips} That is quite enough!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {surprised} Oh! Marzipan! {Dejected} You look, er, great. Is that a new...skin you're wearing?

STRONG SAD: {angrily} It's Strong Sad!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! {Gets right up in Strong Sad's face} Ooh! Preow!

{He runs off-screen, then runs back on, and gets back in Strong Sad's face}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Call me! Preow!

{He runs off-screen again}

Message 3

COACH Z: What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

Message 2

THE KING OF TOWN:

  • Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

Message 1

MARZIPAN: Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyway, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing, Cut to wide shot of the room. Strong Sad is gone. and said he replaced my toilet's roman candle mouths? Whatever that is. So maybe don't flush the toilet until- We hear, from offscreen, Strong Sad flushing the toilet and several explosions go off. Toilet water splashes onscreen and cut back to the answering machine.

Easter eggs

  • After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
BUBS: Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be real "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

Fun Facts

Trivia

Inside References

  • Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in Baddest of the Bands.
  • V.I. Warshawski is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2.
  • The Coches mountains were preiviously mentioned in Looking Old.

External Links

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