Teen Girl Squad Deaths
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| - | |1||N/A||"Voip" 'd by Visor Robot||"Punt!"'d by dinosaur||"Arrow'd!" by Arrow'd Guy||N/A | + | |[[TGS 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" [['d]] by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!"[['d]] by dinosaur||"Arrow'd!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A |
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| - | |2||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas||N/A||Boy squashed by "Children!" truck | + | |[[TGS 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas||N/A||Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
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| - | |3||N/A||N/A||"possums..."||"MSG'd!"||N/A | + | |[[TGS 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..."||"MSG[['d!]]"||N/A |
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| - | |4||"Cerebellum'd!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A | + | |[[TGS 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A |
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| - | |5||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader(survived)||N/A||"Perch!"||N/A | + | |[[TGS 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader(survived)||N/A||"Perch!"||N/A |
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| - | |6||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Wave of Babies(survived)||N/A | + | |[[TGS 6|6]]||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived)||Wave of Babies(survived)||N/A |
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| - | |7||"Squished"||Mrs. Commanderson||Mrs. Commanderson||Mrs. Commanderson||Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) | + | |[[TGS 7|7]]||"Squished"||Mrs. Commanderson||Mrs. Commanderson||Mrs. Commanderson||Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) |
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| - | |8||Eaten by shark||"Twenty-sided-die'd!"||Eaten by shark||"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"||N/A | + | |[[TGS 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twenty-sided-die'd!"||Eaten by shark||"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"||N/A |
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| - | |9||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A | + | |[[TGS 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A |
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| - | |10||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior||N/A||N/A | + | |[[TGS 10|10]]||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior||N/A||N/A |
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| - | |11||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" | + | |[[TGS 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" |
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| - | |12||Killed by USB dongle goblin falling||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"||Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin | + | |[[TGS 12|12]]||Killed by USB dongle goblin falling||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"||Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin |
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| - | |13||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal||Snack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" | + | |[[TGS 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal||Snack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" |
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| - | |14||"<strike>Towel Boy'd</strike> Team Manager'd!"||So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!||N/A||Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them | + | |[[TGS 14|14}}||"<strike>Towel Boy'd</strike> Team Manager'd!"||So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!||N/A||Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them |
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| - | |15||"Pretty Prism!"||"Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||Sci-Fi Greg: N/A; D 'n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One; Open Source Greg: N/A; Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!"; Tompkins:"Tenerrow'd!" | + | |[[TGS 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!"||"Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||Sci-Fi Greg: N/A; D 'n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One; Open Source Greg: N/A; Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!"; Tompkins:"Tenerrow'd!" |
Revision as of 00:25, 14 July 2009
The Teen Girl Squad by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, only to be subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
Injuries and Deaths
| Issue | Cheerleader | So and So | What's Her Face | The Ugly One | Other |
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| 1 | N/A | "Voip" 'd by Visor Robot | "Punt!"'d by dinosaur | "Arrow'd!" by Arrow'd Guy | N/A |
| 2 | N/A | N/A | "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas | N/A | Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
| 3 | N/A | N/A | "possums..." | "MSG'd!" | N/A |
| 4 | "Cerebellum'd!" | Fell down a bottomless pit | Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived) | Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived) | N/A |
| 5 | "Sailing mishap!" | Punted by Cheerleader(survived) | N/A | "Perch!" | N/A |
| 6 | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived) | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived) | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived) | Wave of Babies(survived) | N/A |
| 7 | "Squished" | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) |
| 8 | Eaten by shark | "Twenty-sided-die'd!" | Eaten by shark | "Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?" | N/A |
| 9 | "Driver's Ed'd!" | Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews | Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce | BFF-Bau! From! Froosh! | N/A |
| 10 | "Caber toss'd!" | p0wned by Tompkin's video game | "Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior | N/A | N/A |
| 11 | "Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso | Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived) | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" | Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" |
| 12 | Killed by USB dongle goblin falling | Run over by TINES racing car | N/A | "Bad Ju-Ju'd!" | Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin |
| 13 | "Eau de Toilette!" | Garbage disposal | Snack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK! | "Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party | Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" |
| [[TGS 14|14}} | " | So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage | Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale! | N/A | Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them |
| 15 | "Pretty Prism!" | "Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar) | "Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!) | N/A | Sci-Fi Greg: N/A; D 'n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One; Open Source Greg: N/A; Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!"; Tompkins:"Tenerrow'd!" |
