Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary
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* '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence. | * '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence. | ||
* '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet & couch and satin sheets ruining [[Own Dang X|owndangself]]. | * '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet & couch and satin sheets ruining [[Own Dang X|owndangself]]. | ||
| + | * '''paunch ''(paw•nch) n.''''' — umm...er... | ||
| + | * '''pukernado ''(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.''''' — a cyclonic upchucking | ||
| + | * '''pukevalanche ''(pyook•vuh•lanch) n.''''' — a lot, lot, lot of the puke | ||
* '''sawesome ''adj.''''' — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce. | * '''sawesome ''adj.''''' — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce. | ||
* '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[crap]]-[[For Brains|for-brains]]. | * '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[crap]]-[[For Brains|for-brains]]. | ||
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Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!, alternatively titled Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth, is a dictionary hypothetically created by Strong Bad in dictionary. The book would be dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterences" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "paunch", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "lesser minds", the dictionary is booby-trapped with an endless "see also" loop.
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Some Entries from Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary
- boodroscotch n. — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
- dribble-drabble v. — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
- gutterances n. — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
- hwimswelf n. — The Cheat's carpet & couch and satin sheets ruining owndangself.
- paunch (paw•nch) n. — umm...er...
- pukernado (pyook•er•nay•doh) n. — a cyclonic upchucking
- pukevalanche (pyook•vuh•lanch) n. — a lot, lot, lot of the puke
- sawesome adj. — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce.
- zawesome adj. — see crap-for-brains.
- paunch (paw-nch) n.
- umm...er...
- pukernado (pyook-er-nay-doh) n.
- a cyclonic upchucking
- pukevalanche (pyook-vuh-lanch) n.
- a lot, lot, lot of the puke
Known Suffixes
- -valanche
- -quake
- -rnado
- -onsoon
Known Gutterences
- pffgh! (for Coach Z)
- aungh! (for Marzipan)
- graaaauuuughnck! (for Strong Sad)
The See Also Loop
- crap for brains n. — see also carp for brains.
- carp for brains n. — see also brain for brains.
- brain for brains n. — see also crap for brains.
