Bubs's Shady Business Practices
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==Illegal Goods== | ==Illegal Goods== | ||
| + | *[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs offers to sell [[Homestar]] a spare pancreas. | ||
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in weapons, illegally excavated and exported artifacts, and organs. | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in weapons, illegally excavated and exported artifacts, and organs. | ||
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*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900. | *[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900. | ||
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs attempt to sell [[Coach Z]] a napkin for $32. | *[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs attempt to sell [[Coach Z]] a napkin for $32. | ||
| - | *Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs demands an extra $20 from Strong Bad after he comments that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] ice cream he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman. | + | *Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs demands an extra $20 from [[Strong Bad]] after he comments that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] ice cream he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman. |
==Operating without a valid license== | ==Operating without a valid license== | ||
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bub's entrepreneur license has SUSPENDED stamped across it. | *[[Senorial Day]] — Bub's entrepreneur license has SUSPENDED stamped across it. | ||
| - | *[[Bug | + | *[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation. |
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license. | *[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license. | ||
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise. | *Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise. | ||
==Sale and distribution of harmful goods== | ==Sale and distribution of harmful goods== | ||
| - | *Email [[licensed]] — The strong Bad pinatas that Bubs sell are full of broken glass which cuts | + | *Email [[licensed]] — The strong Bad pinatas that Bubs sell are full of broken glass which cuts Homestar (who is, as usual, too ignorant to care) and his Strong bad ferret ointment gives the Cheat an adverse reaction causing him to inflate like a balloon. |
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs implies that the baloney sammiches that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise. | *[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs implies that the baloney sammiches that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise. | ||
| + | *[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] to Strong Bad as a snow cone. | ||
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| + | ==Evidence Tampering== | ||
| + | *[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B". | ||
| + | *[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells Marzipan's DNA evidence to Strong Bad as a snow cone, and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with". | ||
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Revision as of 20:35, 2 May 2010
Bubs has been known to engage in all forms of illicit and questionable activities from trading in stolen organs to trying to sell evidence.
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Illegal Goods
- Bug In Mouth Disease — Bubs offers to sell Homestar a spare pancreas.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs operates a black market out behind Concessionstantinople dealing in weapons, illegally excavated and exported artifacts, and organs.
Overpricing
- King of Town Email — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken Tandy 400 to The King of Town for $900.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs attempt to sell Coach Z a napkin for $32.
- Email myths & legends — Bubs demands an extra $20 from Strong Bad after he comments that the Bear Holding a Shark ice cream he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.
Operating without a valid license
- Senorial Day — Bub's entrepreneur license has SUSPENDED stamped across it.
- Bug In Mouth Disease — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license.
- Email licensed — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.
Sale and distribution of harmful goods
- Email licensed — The strong Bad pinatas that Bubs sell are full of broken glass which cuts Homestar (who is, as usual, too ignorant to care) and his Strong bad ferret ointment gives the Cheat an adverse reaction causing him to inflate like a balloon.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs implies that the baloney sammiches that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise.
- DNA Evidence — Bubs sells the DNA evidence to Strong Bad as a snow cone.
Evidence Tampering
- Bug In Mouth Disease — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B".
- DNA Evidence — Bubs sells Marzipan's DNA evidence to Strong Bad as a snow cone, and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with".
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