Odd Similes
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**"I'm smart as [[peanuts]]." | **"I'm smart as [[peanuts]]." | ||
**"You and me? Soggy [[napkin]]." | **"You and me? Soggy [[napkin]]." | ||
- | *[[Strongest Man in the World]] {{--}} Homestar says that " | + | *[[Strongest Man in the World]] {{--}} Homestar says that he feels "fresh as a bagel!" |
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain [[goat]]." | *Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain [[goat]]." | ||
- | *Email [[winter pool]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] tells [[Strong Mad]] | + | *Email [[winter pool]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] tells [[Strong Mad]] smack the pool water's surface "like a newborn's biscuit." |
*[[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van." | *[[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van." | ||
Revision as of 22:14, 8 August 2024
Sometimes, a character of the Homestar Runner universe (usually Homestar Runner himself) will use an odd simile.
Appearances
- Summer Short Shorts — Homestar says:
- "You (Pom Pom) and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit."
- "We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here."
- "I'm smart as peanuts."
- "You and me? Soggy napkin."
- Strongest Man in the World — Homestar says that he feels "fresh as a bagel!"
- Email rough copy — Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain goat."
- Email winter pool — Strong Bad tells Strong Mad smack the pool water's surface "like a newborn's biscuit."
- April Fool 2014 — Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van."