Odd Similes

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**"I'm smart as [[peanuts]]."
**"I'm smart as [[peanuts]]."
**"You and me? Soggy [[napkin]]."
**"You and me? Soggy [[napkin]]."
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*[[Strongest Man in the World]] {{--}} Homestar says that "(He) feel(s) fresh as a bagel!"
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*[[Strongest Man in the World]] {{--}} Homestar says that he feels "fresh as a bagel!"
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain [[goat]]."
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} Homestar says that the Strong Bad-brand water is "Pure as a mountain [[goat]]."
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*Email [[winter pool]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] tells [[Strong Mad]] to "Smack (the pool water's surface) like a newborn's biscuit."
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*Email [[winter pool]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] tells [[Strong Mad]] smack the pool water's surface "like a newborn's biscuit."
*[[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van."
*[[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Homestar, whilst trying to pep himself up to reintroduce the website, says that the experience is "Just like fallin' off a web van."

Revision as of 22:14, 8 August 2024

"'Cause I'm smart as peanuts!"

Sometimes, a character of the Homestar Runner universe (usually Homestar Runner himself) will use an odd simile.

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