Back To A Website

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Revision as of 01:17, 17 April 2025

Toon Category: Shorts

Homestar and Strong Bad sing a song in celebration of the website's 25 years.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room

Date: Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Running Time: 3:04

Page Title: Back to the Crazebox!

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {over a shot of the Trogdor arcade machine} dot com dot com dot com dot com {over a shot of Strong Mad's room, with the dresser and football statue} dot com dot com dot com dot com {Strong Bad, dripping with water, walks across the hallway behind Strong Sad's room wearing a towel across his waist and one on his head.} dot com dot com dot com {cut to Homestar in Strong Bad's computer room typing on the Lappier} dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com {Strong Bad walks in the room, still dripping water}

STRONG BAD: YES! At long last, Homestar has finally lost all three of his marbles! Strong Mad, bring in the crazebox! {strong mad comes in carrying a metal box labeled "come on in" on the front with a clown wearing homestar's propeller cap and "crazebox" on the side with holes cut in it and a window with bars}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com dot com ALL DONE!

STRONG MAD: {disappointed groan}

STRONG BAD: Dare I ask what you think is happening here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was just crumbling down memory lane when I thought I'd log onto our good old fashioned typing of words website.

STRONG BAD: So why were you just sitting there broken-recording "dot com"?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's 2025, Strong Bad! Our 25th year on the internet! {pouts} And as Saint Grandma Nedscape always taught us—

ST. GRANDMA NEDSCAPE: Thou shalt receive one dot com for each year passed on this widest of wuerld woebs.

STRONG BAD: That is a whole mess of made-up bullcrap right there, Homestar Runner.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Strong Bad! I wrote it on the plane!

STRONG BAD: {confused grunt} But I do wish we could go back to the old days sometimes.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, back when the whole internet wasn't just on four websites on people's phones.

STRONG BAD: Let's do it! Let's go back!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Back where?

STRONG MAD: TO THE CRAZEBOX?

STRONG BAD: No! Back to a website!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Back to a website?

STRONG BAD: {jumps out of the towel and into his pants, which are standing on his desk} Let's go back to a website. Come on come on come on come on back to a website

Easter Eggs

• At the end, click on the "dot 25 coms" badge:

{Start of First Time Here?}

CLAPPER LOADER: Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take 1. {snaps clapperboard and moves it away so Homestar becomes visible}

CHERRY GREG: Action!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome to Homestarrunner dot net. "It's dot com! dot com! {every time he says dot com, another stacks upon the previous one} dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com dot com! dot com! dot com! dot com! {his voice is digitally pitched up} dot com! dot com! dot com! {he moves forward, breaking the camera lens} Was that good? Did I do it, Greg?"

CHERRY GREG: That was 26, man!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestarrrunner dot net. That was 26, man!

{bip}

• At the end, click on the star in the Homestar Runner Logo:

{Cut to Strong Sad in the crazebox}

STRONG SAD: How can you even imply that about sitemaps? They revolutionized the way people make websites! They're like the fundamental backbone of search engine optimization. Tens of thousands of UI and UX people are going to revolt against you just for saying that about sitemaps.

{Pan right to reveal Strong Bad wearing his towels resting with his feet against Strong Sad, obscured behind the crazebox}

STRONG BAD: That's great UI nerd. Just keep talkin'. Your strugglin' and jagglin' is giving me a good foot rub here.

STRONG SAD: Maybe if you ever used a sitemap your janky old website would get more visitors and traffic.

STRONG BAD: {Grunts and kicks Strong Sad}

STRONG SAD OW!

Fun Facts

External Links

• HR:toons/backtoawebsite