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Shorts go to Wisconsin, Nevada, and the District of Colombia when they get lost

And then everyone died because I put the rocket launcher on HHHHEEEEAAAATSEEEEEKKKKEERRRRRR!!! Stinkoman 20X6
Don't click this or I'll dance on your head with spiky CLIMBING BOOTS! Monkey!
Ooooooooooooooh, I delorted this place so much! There's a
next to Monkey!, but you can't see it! Ooh, there's another one between a and next! There are
everywhere! Holy crap, there's another one! I posted this message in the last
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This is my funny voice. I WILL DESTROY MONKEY MONKEY PRIMARY TARGET ORANGUTAN RHINO HARRISON EIGHTH SQUADRON POTATO SLICING!!! here i come back from the dead to ter- o holy crap!!


Stop deleting my cool song, yo! (Hehe, I'll stop. Eventually.)

Strong Bad: {singing to the tune of Journey's Don't Stop} She was a small town girl, livin in her lonely world! She took the midnight train to emailllllllll!!

Dear strongbad, 
have you ever donated to the needy. 
You don't look friggen'needy with your own 
kingdom and such

Quinn Twinkie
Turtlesfield, MN

{Strong Bad says "Whoa. Watch your language" after friggen' and "No period" after such. He pronounces friggen' "frig-EAN"}

Strong Bad: {typing} Wow, it's the heir {pauses} -ess to the Twinkie fortune. {speaking suavely} Maybe when your parents hand over the breaded crown you and I could... {suspicious} Wait a minute. Talk about me being rich and you're the freakin Twinkie heiress! {grumbles, then clears screen}

Well, Quinn, I'll have you know me and the Republic of Strongbadia make a nice donation to the Free Country USA Fund for One Legged Puppies every year... {mumbling} starting this year. {normal voice} In fact, collection day is today.


STRONG BAD: Insert your crappy song thing about e-mail here.
{reading)

To the Embassador of Strong Badia:
Our airbases plan to launch a full scale
bombing run on your cornfield-esque lands
in tee minus 5 minutes. Please ready your
defenses.

Tower Official
Mike Control

STRONG BAD: Mike Control?! Again?! Attacking?! Here! My defenses...I don't have any defenses! No one sent me the official rules of badminton! Oh man...I did not want to do this...but we need...REINFORCEMENTS!

{Homestar Runner and the Cheat enter.}

STRONG BAD: {sigh} Look guys, I need your--

THE CHEAT: MEH!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I see you decide to join the HOMESTARMY!

{Frank Bennedetto, Strong Sad, Homsar, and the painting of the Guy with the Knife scramble in.}

STRONG BAD: NO! I mean--

THE CHEAT: MENEMANAMA!!

{The Cheat Commandos enter.}

STRONG BAD: Argh. Fine. You peoples can fight in World War Strongbadia. BUT, Firebert has to think of a better name.

FIREBERT: {groans discontentfully}

{A montage of non-violent scuffle scenes show.}

CAPTION: The War of Strongbadia came down to the wire. There were no injuries on either side, until Mike Controlla walked unto the battle-scarred fields of Strong Badia. Mike Controlla and Strong Bad negotiated, and decided to end the war with a 15-step foot race. It was an exact tie. They then decided to settle over a game of badminton, which neither knew how to play. The Cheat raised the net at the end, and Strong Bad won the war, 1 to 0.

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