Subtitles:doughnutstand/en
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<marzipan>Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?</marzipan>
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<homestar>Um, no. No way. Um, no way.</homestar>
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<line start="187" end="233" speaker="homestar">You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!</line>
<line start="234" end="256" speaker="marzipan">No, since when?</line>
<line start="257" end="276" speaker="homestar">Why, just last night!</line>
<line start="277" end="339">
<homestar voiceover="yes">I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!</homestar>
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<line start="340" end="374" speaker="marzipan">Aaand that made you want to start a donut shop?</line>
<line start="375" end="416" speaker="homestar">Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine.</line>
<line start="417" end="433" speaker="homestar">Could you pass me that recipe?</line>
<line start="439" end="493" speaker="marzipan">There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it.</line>
<line start="494" end="521" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.</line>
<line start="522" end="530" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">sigh</line>
<line start="531" end="552" speaker="marzipan">I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.</line>
<line start="553" end="588" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="589" end="647" speaker="homestar">I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day.</line>
<line start="648" end="690" speaker="homestar">Three? Four? Eight?</line>
<line start="691" end="743" speaker="homestar">I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. donut rush, you know?</line>
<line start="744" end="758" speaker="homestar">Ooh, here it comes.</line>
<line start="782" end="823" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> Well, helloo Hoomestar.</line>
<line start="824" end="857" speaker="homestar">Hey there, donut rush. What can I get for you?</line>
<line start="858" end="921" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> It's really great to very see you, Hoomestar.</line>
<line start="922" end="967" speaker="homestar">Uhhm...it's good to see you, too, I guess.</line>
<line start="968" end="1048" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> I'm delighted you've decided to set up shop about ten feet away from me.</line>
<line start="1049" end="1115" speaker="homestar">Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC Taco Bell Raddison Texas Instruments NASA!</line>
<line start="1116" end="1183" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> Yes. That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa.</line>
<line start="1184" end="1213" speaker="homestar">Um, Bubs? Are we in a fight?</line>
<line start="1214" end="1228" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> What do you think, man?</line>
<line start="1229" end="1279" speaker="bubs"><em>(angrily)</em> You opened up a competing donut place right across the street from me.</line>
<line start="1280" end="1294" speaker="homestar">The street?</line>
<line start="1295" end="1317" speaker="bubs">Right across the way from me.</line>
<line start="1318" end="1353" speaker="homestar">But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.</line>
<line start="1354" end="2890" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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