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If I Were An Eldritch Man
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks up} Oh, hey, Strong Bad. Guess what I've got here.
STRONG BAD: So we're just going right into it? No segues?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nah, I think they've waited long enough. Not beating around the bush this week.
STRONG BAD: All right, so whatcha got? Aside from my old lines.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got a new pet! My very own Slenderm'n! {pulls out a strange miniature Homestar in a black suit, without any eyes or a hat. It immediately begins gumming Homestar's leg.} Aw, look at that little guy go.
STRONG BAD: {obvious distress} Wait. Your new pet is some kind of eldritch abomination, that no one really understands the motives or even origin of??
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure is.
STRONG BAD: {immediately switches to delighted} That's awesome! I still keep Yog-Sothoth under Strong Sad's bed myself.
{as they talk, Strong Sad runs by in the background, deeply agitated. The other three characters watch him run by, backs to the camera}
STRONG SAD: The eyes! The eyes! The dead are watching me! {runs off-screen}
STRONG BAD: {yelling after him} Yeah, and the mothers are watching you!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {begins dancing} Be careful in all that you do~
STRONG BAD: Don't beat the reference into the ground, man.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sorry, Strong Bad. But you know what eldritch abomination you really have to watch out for around here?
STRONG BAD: There's that lack of segues again.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure is!
{the camera whip-pans over to Homsar}
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaA'll open my six mouths, and sing the song that end the world!
{Homsar stands stock still for several moments. Then a black tentacle briefly licks out from under his hat.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, um, I have to go to—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I forgot to take out the, um—
SLENDERM'N: {in Bubs' voice} I forgot to wash my, the, uh—
{pause}
STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Preeeow! {all three jump off screen}
{slow intense zoom on Homsar's eyes, as the screen slowly fades to black. After a few moments, there is an abrupt end, and the screen goes dark with a loud screech}
Fun Facts
- Homestar's "pet" is a reference to the Slender Man mythos.
- Strong Bad mentions Yog-Sothoth.
- Homsar's appearance is reminiscent of the Zalgo meme, as well as a reference to this Penny Arcade strip.
- Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to the song "The Dead Are Watching Me" from the film Swamp Zombies.
- The abrupt end of the video is a reference to the bad ending of Eversion.
- As stated by Strong Bad, Homestar borrows a line from impression.
- This is another appearance of the m'n construction.
Potential Site Notices
I approve of these! Yes. —Soiled Bargains (talk|ctrb) 02:03, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
- He's soiled bargains, and he's not making an "i approve this email" joke. — Defender1031*Talk 02:10, 6 October 2011 (UTC)
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