Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser
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Strong Bad plays Marzipan Beef Reverser.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Cow Skeleton, Marzipan, Homestar Runner
Date: Monday, April 25, 2022
Running Time: 11:13
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{Start on a shot of a Gameboy-like device with a wood cover and the Videlectrix logo on the top resting on a tripod above a desk. Strong Bad's Boxing Gloves come in frame and grab the buttons in the way they are held for the rest of the video}
STRONG BAD: {in a menacing voice} Welcome to my Long-play of Marzipan Beef Reverser... {hesitates, voice becomes normal} Well, actually, it probably won't be very long, 'cause the game only takes like eight minutes to win. So then we'll call it a STRONG PLAY! {logo of a PBTC Strong Bad playing a Game Controller in a purple circle with blue text reading "STRONG-PLAY" above it} This is my Strong Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser! {logo fades slightly and goes into the corner} There you go.
Now let's just get a little insert of my head down there in the corner {the Strong Bad V-Tuber model comes in frame and starts waggling its head and syncing its mouth to the speaking} with an unsettlingly smooth frame rate and questionable lip-sync. There we go, now we're streaming.
Alright, so for all you speedrunner types out there, I'm going {Green screen with restored Giant Cow falls over the live action footage, leaving the V-tuber model and strong-play logo, White text reading "100% FaceMelt" with "facemelt" melting is already visible} 100% Facemelt unlocking {Bullet points with what he says appear as he says them} both bonus levels and with the bonus boss, all without dying and of course, all with boxing gloves on {green screen falls and the gameboy-like device is visible again}
Right, I'm playing here on my trusty Videlectrix Pantsit Portable {ad for Videlectrix pantsit portable appears}
And Let's go for it! {he starts playing the game, a timer starts at 00:00:00. In the game he starts in the new platformer part added in the 2.0 edition, he hits a beef and it moves away} Alright Marzipan, Whip that beef! {he whips the beef and collects a "chiclet", a chime in the game sounds} There we go, got a nice chiclet. {he jumps onto a platform} Gotta keep your energy chiclets full in order to acheive what we're trying to do here. {he hits a flying steak} Oh, flying steaks with bug wings, {he hits another steak} Oof, got 'em.
{screen enlarges and he starts to fight the first boss} Alright here we go, boss phase number one! Now, ordinarily, {he gets hit by a steak} Oh! I would not condone a marzipan themed game. But uh, that hideous cow carcass there with the chin tentacles is pretty fantastic. Everyone knows the chin tentacles is the moistest cut of beef. {he hits a steak into the cow, making a slashy-hatched slight taste of udder appear} Yeah! Slap that back! {he hits another steak into the cow} Huttah! {he hits the last steak into the cow, making the game have a success chime and the game flashes green} Yes!
Alright, that first one's kind of like, easy to get you aclimated {a text box appears} Oh what does this say? Your energy goes up to eight. Try to win with full health! That's what I'm doing man! {he hits a flying steak} Whoopah! Here we go! I love this steak stuff that explodes when you whip 'em. We are all steak stuff as the great Carl Sagan once said. {he is quiet for a little as he hits one last steak and moves into the next boss battle} Got 'em!
Alright, round two, here we go! {he sings along to the music in dits and doots and a badaladol, but gets distracted and Marzipan is hit!} Aw dang! Gotta watch your forehead there, Marzi. Alright, I gotta make up a chiclet here. {a milkwave appears and moves towards Marzipan} Oh! I reconstituted the udders and now they're shooting milk waves at me! Woah! {he hits a steak and jumps up to collect a chiclet} There we go, there's a chiclet. {He grooves his waggly head along to the music} Dit dit doot doot badadaladaladalat dat dat dat dat. Come on, {He gets hit by a steak} Oh! Crap! Oh, my timing is off! I think only the music is faster, I don't think anything else is moving faster. They're trying to dupe me, but I'm dupeless. Come on, just one more. {he hits a steak into the cow, reconstituting the back of the cow, the screen shrinks and he goes back into another platformer level} Yes!
Alright, here we go. {he is on a platform in the air and jumps down to collect a chiclet} Let's see, do I need that? {the chiclet fills the health} I do, alright. There we go, oh crap! {The V-Tuber model starts to wildly flail his head as a milkwave comes out of Hammerspace} Unsolicited milk wave! It's like the — {A milkwave hits him before it even launches itself and he screams} Oh Crap! Crap!
Fun Facts
Remarks
- This is the first Strong-Play of a game not made by a company outside of the Homestar Runner universe.
- The timer in the upper left corner goes up to 09:58:21 by the time Strong Bad is done.
Inside References
- Endust was previously mentioned in army.
- Strong Bad remarks about his boxing gloves.
- Strong Bad utters "huttah!" while playing the game at one point.
- The FunMachine Pantsit was first mentioned in the description for Trogday Micro Game.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad's animated model in the lower corner is a parody of VTubers.
