Scroll Button Songs

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The Email Rap is the song that Strong Bad does on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom.

Rap	Time Featured	Listen
Scroll buttons at random, you can't handle 'em. Just the way I planned 'em. Everybody likes... you... friend. (This is the current email rap.)	September 12, 2005 – Present	Listen
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons.	June 6 – September 11, 2005	Listen
Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast?	November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005	Listen
S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!	November 8 – November 28, 2004	Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!	August 16 – November 7, 2004	Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!	April 20 – August 15, 2004	Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!	March 16 – April 19, 2004	Listen
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.	January 19 – March 15, 2004	Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.	November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004	Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!	September 15 – November 24, 2003	Listen
Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!	August 4 – September 14, 2003	Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack.	May 19 – August 3, 2003	Listen
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!	March 31 – May 18, 2003	Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh.	January 20 – March 30, 2003	Listen
Scroll-a boTOnes!	Unknown – January 19, 2003	Listen
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.	Unknown	No link.
'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.	September 9, 2002 – Unknown	No link.
Scroll buttons. What is UP?	Unknown – September 8, 2002	No link.
Scroll buttons.. you guys okay?	July 8, 2002 – Unknown	Listen
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.	Unknown – June 25, 2002	No link.
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.	March 4, 2002 – Unknown	No link.

You can find mirrors of the old raps here, here and here.

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The September 12, 2005 rap refers to random.bat, which was released simultaneously with the rap.
• The June 6, 2005 rap is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." The Brothers Chaps decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were recording the commentary for that email.
• The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands in which Coach Z first performs "These peoples try to fade me."

Real World References

• In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.