Schenectady Crispies

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"Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!"

Schenectady Crispies is a breakfast cereal that contains "mad chunks of real dough." They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "labor day," but they later appeared in the email "the bet," where it is shown that The King of Town likes them.

They were named after the sender of the email "labor day," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from Schenectady, NY. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given The Brothers Chaps propensity for unique Zip Codes.

The phrase, "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely referring to cereal commercials that had insane plots which made no sense. Several of these involved a character trying to steal cereal, such as Trix and Fruity Pebbles.