Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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The Brothers Chaps go back to their roots with Mario Paint.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Marshie, Trogdor, Homestar Runner
Places: The Field, Strongbadia
Date: October 17, 2005
Running Time: 1:44
Page Title: N/A
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Transcript
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}
STRONG MAD: A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!
STRONG BAD: A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?
STRONG MAD: IT'S PERSONAL!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.
{Cut to a muscled arm.}
STRONG BAD: There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—
{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}
STRONG BAD: —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."
{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}
SINGERS: Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.
{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}
Strong Bad hates Marzipan.
{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}
Strong Bad's got a master plan
{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}
To buy a custom conversion van.
{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}
Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj".}
Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}
Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.
{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, guys, whatcha singing 'bout?
STRONG BAD: We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam.
STRONG BAD: You'd get one on your forearm, huh?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...
STRONG BAD: I just don't have the heart to tell him.
STRONG MAD: YOU DON'T HAVE AR- {Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}
Easter Eggs
- Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since Super NES.
Inside References
- Strong bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to no loafing, where Strong Mad did the same thing.
Real World References
- Uncle Sam is a national personification of the United States dating from the War of 1812.
