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A few Characters/PseudoCharacters have a name with the definite article The in front. With minor exceptions, these characters are always referred to with the definite article, regardless of how odd it makes the construction of the sentence ("He won a lifetime supply of fish sticks, and a The Cheat!") Occasionally, however, this rule is overlooked or suspended. For instance, in replacement, Strong Bad calls over an intercom, "Attention The Cheat!", though at the end of the e-mail Strong Bad says, "...and kicking Cheats in the hereafter." Also, in the beginning of Parsnips-A-Plenty, The Strong Man is just shown as "Strong Man."

The Cheat	The Poopsmith	The Paper	The Homestar Runner
The Sneak	The Strong Man	The Teach	The Geddup Noise
The Denzel	The Stick	The Ugly One

An interesting case: Wizard's character page on the Mellow Mushroom site has a page title that reads: "Not THE Wizard, Just Wizard."