Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
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Summary
Teen Girl Squad Episode #2
So and So almost gets a guy, but he's CHILDREN'd to death. The Ugly One got jimmies.
Transcript
Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (growth spurt!)! So and So (school spirit!)! What's Her Face (pity friend)! The Ugly One (psoriasis!)!
Cheerleader: Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?
So and So and The Ugly One: SO GOOD!
Whats Her Face: OKAY!
Whats Her Face: I mean so good
Cheerleader: I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!
So and So: wOOt
Whats Her Face: wOOt
The Ugly One: w00t
Cheerleader: Let's get started!
{Cloud eats seagulls}
No I in Team boy: You must be girls
Whats Her Face (thinking): I think I have a chance with this guy
Thomas: BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
No I in team boy: What happened to her?
So and So (voice only): She got hurt
So and So (word balloon only): Thomas hit her with a bat
No I in team boy: Let's date
So and So: I'm down
{The Ugly One gets swooped by an eagle} Narrator Strong Bad: Swoop!
{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat} Narrator Strong Bad: Grasped!
So and So: I'm totally crushing!
Man with the Huge Mouth: CHILDREN!
So and So: Where were you guys?
Cheerleader and The Ugly One: We got jealous
So and So: Let's get yogurt!
The Ugly One: I got jimmies
Narrator Strong Bad: It's over!
The End
Fun Facts
- The yogurt place is a mockery of TCBY, The Country's Best Yogurt.
- When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
External Links
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