Subtitles:answer10/en
From Homestar Runner Wiki
| These are the English subtitles for English. watch this toon
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the All-In-One Greasemonkey script for Firefox or the Homestar All-In-One extension for Chrome.
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on homestarrunner.com and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our local viewer. |
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer10.swf" width="550" height="400">
<!-- Greeting -->
<line start="20" end="30" speaker="marzipan">Hi guys.</line>
<line start="31" end="100" speaker="marzipan">Leave me a message. and I'll leave you with an abstract thought as a penguin, a bird, or a duck.</line>
<line start="101" end="107" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 6 -->
<line start="108" end="184" speaker="strongsad">Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad, um... I just rented the V.I. Warshawski DVD.</line>
<line start="185" end="225" speaker="strongsad">Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me,</line>
<line start="126" end="330" speaker="strongsad">uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus...</line>
<line start="331" end="362" speaker="sfx"{Marzipan walks past and leaves her keys and Stalker Spray by the machine}
<line start="363" end="462" speaker="strongsad">scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty de-luxe.</line>
<line start="463" end="525" speaker="strongsad">I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right!</line>
<line start="526" end="532" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="534" end="562" speaker="homestar">{lowered voice} (Okay, so what am I doing here?)</line>
<line start="562" end="603" speaker="strongbad">(Step one is to greet the recipient of the prank call.)</line>
<line start="603" end="654" speaker="homestar">(Okay, okay, I got it.) Ahem. Hey Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="654" end="700" speaker="strongbad">{imitates buzzer noise} Wrong! Hang up and start over. {Hangs up}</line>
<line start="700" end="710" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="713" end="772" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello Marzipan! (Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?)</line>
<line start="773" end="820" speaker="strongbad">(Step two is where you reveal your fake identity to the prankee.)</line>
<line start="821" end="835" speaker="homestar">(Oh, I'm Batman.)</line>
<line start="836" end="861" speaker="strongbad">(What, nā! Just make up a name!)</line>
<line start="862" end="908" speaker="homestar">(Okay, okay!) Hey Marzipan, this is Homestar.</line>
<line start="909" end="924" speaker="strongbad">{imitates buzzer noise again} {Hangs up}</line>
<line start="925" end="935" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="937" end="963" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="964" end="982" speaker="strongbad">{imitates louder, slightly higher pitched buzzer noise} {Hangs up}</line>
<line start="983" end="991" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 2 -->
<line start="993" end="1067" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face. (Okay, now what?)</line>
<line start="1068" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">(Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugar-face.)</line>
<line start="1181" end="1315" speaker="homestar">(Okay.) I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... {singing} gets run over by a lawnmower blade!</line>
<line start="1316" end="1323" speaker="strongbad">What?!</line>
<line start="1324" end="1347" speaker="homestar">I chose to end in song!</line>
<line start="1348" end="1396" speaker="strongbad">Oh boy... remember how I said this is a six-week course?</line>
<line start="1397" end="1410" speaker="homestar">Yeah, I'm excited!</line>
<line start="1411" end="1428" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, it turns out it's canceled.</line>
<line start="1429" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Aw man!</line>
<line start="1441" end="1458" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, it's a shame.</line>
<line start="1459" end="1510" speaker="homestar">Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!</line>
<line start="1511" end="1520" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="1522" end="1654" speaker="strongsad">{sounding more depressed than usual} Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the V.I. Warshawski DVD.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1730" speaker="strongsad">I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box.</line>
<line start="1731" end="1862" speaker="strongsad">I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.</line>
<line start="1863" end="1890" speaker="strongbad">{In the background} I said you were a waste of FAT space!</line>
<line start="1891" end="1903" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Secret Message 1 -->
<line start="1905" end="1970" speaker="vectorsb"> YOUR PHONE A SPLODE!</line>
</transcript>
