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<!-- Greeting -->
<line start="20" end="30" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi guys!</line>
<line start="31" end="100" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?</line>
<line start="101" end="106" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 6 -->
<line start="108" end="184" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad, um... I just rented the <cite>V.I. Warshawski</cite> DVD.</line>
<line start="185" end="225" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Thought maybe you'd wanna come over and check it out with me,</line>
<line start="225" end="330" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">uh... says here it's got deleted scenes... director commentary... interactive menus...</line>
<line start="340" end="462" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">scene selection... widescreen mode... uh, running time... that sounds pretty de-luxe.</line>
<line start="463" end="525" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I know it's one of your favorites so when you get this, gimme a call and, uh, we'll do it up right!</line>
<line start="526" end="532" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="534" end="562" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Okay, so what am I doing here?</line>
<line start="562" end="603" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Step one is to greet the recipient of the prank call.</line>
<line start="603" end="654"><homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay, I got it. Ahem.</homestar> <homestar voiceover="voiceover">Hey Pom Pom!</homestar></line>
<line start="654" end="700"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitates buzzer noise</strongbad> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Wrong! Hang up and start over.</strongbad> <sfx>hangs up</sfx></line>
<line start="703" end="712" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="714" end="772"><homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello Marzipan!</homestar> <homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, what I'm supposed to do now?</homestar></line>
<line start="773" end="820" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Step two is where you reveal your fake identity to the prankee.</line>
<line start="821" end="835" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Oh, I'm Batman.</line>
<line start="836" end="861" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">What, n—! Just make up a name!</line>
<line start="862" end="908"><homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, okay!</homestar> <homestar voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, this is Homestar.</homestar></line>
<line start="909" end="924"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitates buzzer noise</strongbad> <sfx>hangs up</sfx></line>
<line start="927" end="935" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="937" end="963" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="964" end="982"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitates louder, slightly higher pitched buzzer noise</strongbad> <sfx>hangs up</sfx></line>
<line start="984" end="991" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 2 -->
<line start="995" end="1067"> <homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face.</homestar> <homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now what?</homestar></line>
<line start="1068" end="1180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugar-face.</line>
<line start="1181" end="1315"><homestar voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Okay.</homestar> <homestar voiceover="voiceover">I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and... <em>(singing)</em> gets run over by a lawnmower blade!</homestar></line>
<line start="1316" end="1323" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What?!</line>
<line start="1324" end="1347" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I chose to end in song!</line>
<line start="1348" end="1396" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh boy... remember how I said this is a six-week course?</line>
<line start="1397" end="1410" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I'm excited!</line>
<line start="1411" end="1428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, it turns out it's canceled.</line>
<line start="1429" end="1440" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Aw man!</line>
<line start="1441" end="1458" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, it's a shame.</line>
<line start="1459" end="1510" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!</line>
<line start="1511" end="1520" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="1525" end="1654" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad again, um... I haven't been honest with you... I don't really have the <cite>V.I. Warshawski</cite> DVD.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1730" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I just went to the video store and copied down the features from the back of the DVD box.</line>
<line start="1731" end="1862" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I just wanted an excuse to call you, and... oh geez. Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.</line>
<line start="1863" end="1890" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">I said you were a waste of FAT space!</line>
<line start="1891" end="1903" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Secret Message 1 -->
<line start="1950" end="1970" speaker="vectorsb" voiceover="voiceover">YOUR PHONE A SPLODE!</line>
<!-- Secret Message 2 -->
<line start="2011" end="2084" speaker="other">Hello there, Marzipan. My name is Ron... D-Dardman, from your credit card company.</line>
<line start="2084" end="2160" speaker="other">We're just calling to confirm a $500 charge for one of them race car beds.</line>
<line start="2160" end="2226" speaker="other">What made us suspicious is when it was signed for, in lieu of an actual signature,</line>
<line start="2226" end="2300" speaker="other">someone drew some kind of little underbite man with a beanie cap on.</line>
<line start="2300" end="2377" speaker="other">So if you could just give us a call back and confirm this is a valid charge, we'll be all... fine.</line>
<line start="2380" end="2388" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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