Not X

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The description Not X (where "X" can be anything) is sometimes used in odd ways or contexts.

Appearances

• Pumpkin Carve-nival — Bubs gets rewarded a "NOT LAST" ribbon for his pumpkin.
• Email marzipan — Strong Bad asks Marzipan if she "dislike[s] Not Strong Bad".
• Email other days — Strong Bad's calendar shows he has "NOT swim practice!" scheduled for Friday.
• Email bottom 10 — Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of not water". He later says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "not pigeons".
• Email highschool — Strong Bad concludes with the score report "Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0."
• Kid Speedy — Completing the game awards the player with a message saying, "YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!"
• Email theme song — It bugs Strong Bad that the emailer's face "doesn't have a not tons of acne".
• Email trading cards — Strong Bad thinks trading cards are "the biggest waste of not a video game on the planet".
• Email looking old — Strong Bad asks "What am I not paying you people for?"
• Jibblies 2 — Homestar tells Marzipan he's "busy not answering the phone".
• Marshie vs. Little Girl — Little Girl describes Halloween costumes as either "scary stuff or not scary stuff".
• Toikey TV — Strong Bad wants to watch "not football". The King of Town decries the dangers of "not fried turkeys".
• Email diorama — Strong Bad reads the email sender's location, "Charlotte, N.C." as "Charlotte, Not Charlotte", and comments, "Whoa, it's like you're no place!"
• Email nightlife — Strong Sad talks about busting out some fresh not dancing, to which Marzipan responds that she plans to bust out some fresh not hanging out with Strong Sad.

See Also

• Nondescript Nouns
• Integral Article