Strong Mad

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Character: Strong Mad

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Contents 1 Physical Statistics 2 Character Video Transcript 3 Relationships 4 Variations 4.1 Halloween Costumes 5 Quotes of the Week 6 See Also 7 External Links

Physical Statistics

Apparently, Strong Mad's height and weight are not definite, and the specifics can change from cartoon to cartoon. As stated on the OBEY style stickers, Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds. According to Strong Bad in the facts, he is 88 inches (7 feet 4 inches) tall and 88 inches wide. As described by The Cheat in i she be, he is only 6 feet tall. In Marshmallow's Last Stand, it is stated that Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a combined weight of one million pounds. Apparently, Strong Mad is simply a big guy, and specific measurements are given only when needed for a joke or to convey a meaning.

As seen in several toons (including fingers, Strong Bad is a Bad Guy, death metal, and Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People), Strong Mad's shoulders are squared-off, almost cubic, though his figurine is rounder with a football-shaped top. When necessary, he is able to contract his frame into a spherical shape, as he did when performing a cannonball dive in keep cool. Strong Mad lacks a neck; there is no clear distinction between his head and his body.

Character Video Transcript

See main article: Strong Mad's Character Video

{The character video opens up to Strong Mad sleeping. Coach Z, who is apparently doing the videotaping, nudges him.}

STRONG MAD: {wakes up, spit flies out of his mouth at some point in his first sentence} I'M STRONG MAD! {pauses and looks around, then frowns. Spit flies out of his mouth again during the next sentence.} I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE! {another pause, then smiles} I LIKE THE CHEAT. Ummmm. BREAKIN' STUFF! {for one final time, spit flies out of his mouth. He then charges the camera and knocks it over, causing it to point up at the ceiling.}

COACH Z: {offscreen} Uh... Okay. That's, uh... that's good then, Strong Mad. We'll go with that one.

Relationships

Main article: Character Relationships

• Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship
• Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship
• Homestar Runner and Strong Mad's Relationship

Variations

• Strong Man (Old-Timey)
• Ready For Primetime (Sweet Cuppin' Cakes)

Halloween Costumes

• Slim Goodbody in Homestarloween Party.
• William "The Fridge" Perry in The House That Gave Sucky Treats.
• A Ghost in Pumpkin Carve-nival.
• Magnum P.I. in 3 Times Halloween Funjob.
• Ben Wallace in Halloween Fairstival.
• Gossamer in Halloween Potion-ma-jig
• The Maxx in Happy Hallow-day.
• Nikolai Volkoff in Jibblies 2.
• A Thwomp in Most in the Graveyard.

Quotes of the Week

Strong Mad's Quotes of the Week
"I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" (haircut, download) "Did you just say polychaete worms?" (caffeine outtake, download) "Did you just say parakeet?" (caffeine, download) As Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" (isp outtake, download) "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (other days, download)

See Also

• Strong Mad Evolution
• Other Costumes
• Nicknames

External Links

• watch Strong Mad's character video
• view the Flash file for Strong Mad's character video
• See a sticker which says "Strong Mad Has a Posse"

Main Characters
Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Mad | Strong Sad | Pom Pom | Marzipan | Coach Z | Bubs | The King of Town | The Poopsmith | Homsar