Bubs's Shady Business Practices

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Bubs has been known to engage in all forms of illicit and questionable activities from trading in stolen organs to trying to sell evidence.

Contents 1 Illegal Goods 2 Overpricing 3 Operating without a valid license 4 Sale and distribution of harmful goods

Illegal Goods

• Strong Badia the Free — Bubs operates a black market out behind Concessionstantinople dealing in weapons, illegally excavated and exported artifacts, and organs.

Overpricing

• King of Town Email — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken Tandy 400 to The King of Town for $900.
• The Baloneyman — Bubs attempt to sell Coach Z a napkin for $32.
• Email myths & legends — Bubs demands an extra $20 from Strong Bad after he comments that the Bear Holding a Shark ice cream he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.

Operating without a valid license

• Senorial Day — Bub's entrepreneur license has SUSPENDED stamped across it.
• Bug in Mouth disease — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
• The Baloneyman — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license.
• Email licensed — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.

Sale and distribution of harmful goods

• Email licensed — The strong Bad pinatas that Bubs sell are full of broken glass which cuts Homestar (who is, as usual, too ignorant to care) and his Strong bad ferret ointment gives the Cheat an adverse reaction causing him to inflate like a balloon.
• The Baloneyman — Bubs implies that the baloney sammiches that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise.