User:RickTommy/Sbemailwriteups

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Here are some potential write-ups for every Strong Bad Email that has not yet been featured. Please feel free to add write-ups to the list as appropriate, as well as editing write-ups already on the list. Once a Sbemail has been featured, feel free to remove its write-up from here.

your friends

In your friends, the 46^th Strong Bad Email, Andrew tells Strong Bad that he "LIKE[S] IT MOST WHEN [HE] HARMS [HIS] FRIENDS". Strong Bad then proceeds to do acts of violence on the other main characters:

• Kicks Strong Mad in the shin
• Smashes an Everybody to the Limit record over Bubs's head, and eventually The King of Town's
• Hits Strong Sad with a wiffle bat
• Tries to saw off Marzipan's hands, despite their lack of visibility
• Persuades Homestar Runner to stick his head into a pool of lava, which he appears to be willing to do
• Duct tapes The Cheat to Pom Pom
• Buries Homsar and tortures him with scorpions
• Gives a very hot bag of fries to Coach Z, although he doesn't seem to mind

However, Strong Bad has missed someone: The Poopsmith. However, he explains that because the Poopsmith shovels whatsit for a living, "his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof." Factoring in Easter eggs, this is also the shortest e-mail of the Compy 386 era, at 1:11, which is ironic given all the activity that occurs within. watch (more...)

different town

In different town, the 99^th Strong Bad Email, Steven from WV asks Strong Bad what he would do if he could make his town different. He explains in song form, with all of the main characters involved:

• "The Poopsmith, he could talk"
• "Marzipan would rock"
• "The Stick would be this big old tree that would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me" (and not Strong Mad)
• "The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas"
• "Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills"
• "My stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail"
• "Coach Z would wear this cool jacket"
• "Homestar just couldn't hack it"
• "Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, except he'd look more like an ABA basketball"
• "This little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times; you know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys"

After the song, Strong Sad tries to offer Strong Bad a bust of Bubo, but since Strong Sad is dressed much like his brother imagined him, Strong Bad goes crazy, causing his brother to call him a "spaz" and a "weirdo". Strong Bad then concludes that his imagination is broken, and ends up "go[ing] place". watch (more...)