X for Brains

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"Crap for Brains" (occasionally rendered as crap-for-brains) is an insult frequently used by Strong Bad. Occasional variations on the phrase declare the target has something else undesirable for brains, or insult another body part.

Appearances

• The Luau — Strong Bad carefully fills out everyone's name tag with "crap for brains".
  • A nametag at the end reads "the end for brains."
• In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — Strong Bad suggests that Coach Z is a "crap for brains".
• Homestar Quiz — When the player gets one or two questions wrong, Strong Bad points out "I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains."
• Yearbook Character Page — The Poopsmith's page describes Strong Bad as saying the Poopsmith has "crap for brains", albeit pointing out that Strong Bad calls everyone "crap for brains".
• Strong Bad 404 Error Page — Strong Bad accuses Homestar Runner of being a "stupid crap for brains webmaster".
• Email dictionary — Homestar looks up "crap for brains", "carp for brains", and "brain for brains" in a dictionary; all three terms advise the reader to also see one of the others. Similarly, "zawesome" is "defined" with "see crap-for-brains".

Variations

• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — If given a marshmallow bunny, Strong Bad will call the viewer a "lazy crap for crap" for handing out old Easter candy.
• Email invisibility — Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "brain for brains".
• Email personal favorites — The Grape Nuts Robot, attempting to imitate Strong Bad, asks the user to spell "carp for brains".
• Email road trip — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Officer Cheese-for-butt".
• Hremail 7 —
  • Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "crap for ears" and "crap for nose", even though Homestar appears to have neither feature.
  • He calls Strong Sad "crap for mouth".

See also

• Brains
• Crap