Editing Bubslegum Comics

[[Image:DVD Bubslegum Comics.JPG|thumb|220px|right|"But all's I'm thinking is, 'that's a dryer!'"]]
Bubs narrates some bubblegum comics.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Mike Chapman}}, {{Film|Matt Chapman}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, Bazooka Gum comic characters 

'''Places:''' [[Wikipedia:Bazooka Joe|Bazooka Joe]] comic places

'''Running Time:''' 1:59

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==Transcript==

''{Mike and Matt Chapman are sitting in a room with a wooden wall, below a picture of Homestar.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{looks over at Matt}'' So here we are in the bonus section of the DVD, Matt.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Sounds great, Mike.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' We, uh, thought these, a couple of these segments might need a little explanation.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Boy, do they ever.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' This first segment is called ''Bubslegum Comics'' and it&mdash; well, we did this after the 2002 Halloween cartoon where&mdash;

''{On the bottom of the screen in yellow text appears: *That's just plain wrong. It was 2001.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' &mdash;Bubs got a Bazooka Joe type bubblegum comic.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' And he read the comics in the bubblegum comics.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' So for a brief period we thought that might become a recurring weekly update.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' We thought ''{chuckles}'' we thought that it might just happen. We didn't know if we would make it or not.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' We thought wrong. ''{laughs}'' But we did make a few of them, and we would like to share them with you.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' Here they are.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.

''{Cut to a shot of Bubs standing in front of a yellow background with bubbles. Bubs throws the bubble gum up in the air, chews it up, blows a bubble and it pops. Cut to a pink bubble background with the words "Bubs' Dumb Bubblegum Comics". Comic strip appears.}''

===Comic #1===

'''BUBS:''' I remember one time, I got this one, where in the first frame, there's this guy saying,&mdash;

''{The first panel appears with Gunderson on a speech bubble saying "Hey Gunderson!"}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"Hey Gunderson!" And in the second frame, he said,&mdash;

''{The second panel appears with a bus coming down the street and an arm pointing saying, "Here comes the book mobile!"}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"Here come the book mobile!" And it got me to thinking, I wish my life was that simple.

''{At the bottom of the comic appears: FORTUNE: SOME GUY YOU CAN'T SEE POINTED AT A RECREATIONAL VEHICLE}''

===Comic #2===

''{another blank comic strip appears}''

'''BUBS:''' And then there was this one, where in the first frame, some guy's pointing at somebody in a trench coat&mdash;

''{first panel appears with a guy in a trench coat in the foreground and another person pointing at him saying, "Dennis?"}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;saying, "Dennis?" And in the next frame, he's telling his friend,&mdash;

''{second panel appears with the kids pointing behind him saying, "I just saw Dennis!" and his friend is right next to him}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"I just saw Dennis!" I mean, he just saw Dennis!

''{text appears at the bottom of the comic saying: FORTUNE: DENNIS FRANZ IS WEARING A TRENCH COAT.}''

===Comic #3===

''{another blank comic strip appears}''

'''BUBS:''' So then I got one where the Roustabout Kid says,&mdash;

''{first panel appears with the Roustabout kid standing with his arms straight out to his sides. In a thought bubble he says, "Great Times."}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"Great Times."  And then the refuse bin says,&mdash;

''{second panel appears with a trash can in the foreground saying, "I think I'll wait." as the Roustabout kid stands in the background.}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"I think I'll wait." Man. This bubblegum is ''terrible!''

''{text appears at the bottom of the comic saying: FORTUNE: DON'T GO MESSIN' WITH A COUNTRY BOY.}''

===Comic #4===

''{another blank comic strip appears}''

''{first panel appears with the hip hop kid peeking from the top of the dryer drying saying, "Let's do this..." ...with the Roustabout kid on the side.}'' 

'''BUBS:''' And so the hip-hop kid says, "Let's do this," and he tells Gunderson,&mdash;

''{second panel appears with the hip-hop kid and the Roustabout kid on top of the dryer saying, "We got you this washer." Gunderson is in the foreground holding a bottle of something looking back}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"We got you this washer."  But all's I'm thinking is,&mdash;

''{text appears at the bottom to the screen saying: FORTUNE: THAT'S A DRYER.}''

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;"That's a dryer!"

''{cut back to the room with Mike and Matt sitting in it.  Both Mike and Matt looking at the screen and Matt with a very puzzled look. They both look at each other and then look back at the camera.}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Huh! Ah, pubth, uh... whatever!'' {Matt puts his hand in the air}''
 
'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{overlapping Matt}'' I don't ever want to ch&mdash; I don't ever want to chew gum again, Mom!

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{laughs}''

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Bubs Open Mouth.png|thumb|220px|right|Weirded out!]]
===Explanation===
*A [[Wikipedia:Roustabout|roustabout]] is a laborer typically performing temporary, unskilled work. The term has traditionally been used to refer to traveling-circus workers or oil rig workers. 

===Trivia===
*This is the only time Bubs is seen with his mouth open. However, [[Original Bubs]] regularly opens his mouth like this.

===Inside References===
*As Mike and Matt mention, similar bubblegum comics were introduced by Bubs in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], the 2001 [[Halloween]] toon.
**The 2002 Halloween toon that Mike erroneously refers to is [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*The name [[Dennis]] is commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].
**Dennis was described as wearing a "sporty frock coat" in [[Thy Dungeonman]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Dennis Franz]] is an Emmy- and Golden Globe Award-winning American actor known for his role as Andy Sipowicz, a gritty police detective in the television series ''[[Wikipedia:NYPD Blue|NYPD Blue]]''.
*"Don't go messin' with a country boy" is a reference to former WWE wrestler Hillbilly Jim's entrance music of the same name.

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