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''{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}'' | ''{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First up, brand-new for 2009 | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First up, brand-new for 2009— |
''{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. An image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from [[redesign]] carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}'' | ''{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. An image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from [[redesign]] carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —it's the 2006 Coach Z logo! |
''{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}'' | ''{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}'' | ||
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''{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}'' | ''{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to— |
''{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}'' | ''{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains! |
''{Crowd cheers. Cut back to Homestar.}'' | ''{Crowd cheers. Cut back to Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin— |
''{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}'' | ''{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}'' | ||
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''{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}'' | ''{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ding board says | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ding board says— |
''{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}'' | ''{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}'' | ||
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''{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.} | ''{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.} | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' While this pumpkin | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' While this pumpkin— |
''{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}'' | ''{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry— |
''{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —no paint daubs. |
''{The [[DELETED]] buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}'' | ''{The [[DELETED]] buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin— |
''{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the [[Stripèd Green Rabbit]] from [[New Boots]] is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}'' | ''{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the [[Stripèd Green Rabbit]] from [[New Boots]] is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —a stripèd green rabbit with two butts! |
''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}'' | ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}'' | ||
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''{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}'' | ''{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}'' | ||
- | '''CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a garbled, nasaly voice}'' HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME | + | '''CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a garbled, nasaly voice}'' HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin}'' I'm sorry, we're out of time. ''{suddenly chipper}'' Ding board? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin}'' I'm sorry, we're out of time. ''{suddenly chipper}'' Ding board? | ||
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''{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{irritated}'' Next time | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{irritated}'' Next time— |
''{Cut to a pumpkin with [[Peacey P]] and his logo painted on it.}'' | ''{Cut to a pumpkin with [[Peacey P]] and his logo painted on it.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —please phrase your pumpkin in the form of— |
''{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}'' | ''{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —NO PAINT DAUBS! |
''{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the [[DELETED]] buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}'' | ''{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the [[DELETED]] buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And finally, everyone in today's audience | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And finally, everyone in today's audience— |
''{Cut to a pumpkin with the [[Homestarmy]] "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}'' | ''{Cut to a pumpkin with the [[Homestarmy]] "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —gets to have to give me five bucks! |
''{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}'' | ''{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Until next time, as always | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Until next time, as always— |
''{The words "Chant Words Together!" appear as they're chanted.}'' | ''{The words "Chant Words Together!" appear as they're chanted.}'' | ||
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''{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}'' | ''{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand— |
''{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}'' | ''{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand. |
''{Cut to a [[Homestar Jr.]] (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}'' | ''{Cut to a [[Homestar Jr.]] (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.— |
''{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}'' | ''{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —and the Council Against Paint Daubs. |
''{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}'' | ''{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}'' |