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''{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}''
''{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First up, brand-new for 2009{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First up, brand-new for 2009—
''{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. An image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from [[redesign]] carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}''
''{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. An image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from [[redesign]] carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!
''{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}''
''{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}''
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''{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}''
''{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to—
''{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}''
''{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!
''{Crowd cheers. Cut back to Homestar.}''
''{Crowd cheers. Cut back to Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin—
''{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}''
''{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}''
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''{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}''
''{"Aw yeah..." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ding board says{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ding board says—
''{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}''
''{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}''
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''{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.}
''{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' While this pumpkin{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' While this pumpkin—
''{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}''
''{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}''
   
   
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry—
''{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}''
''{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}no paint daubs.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —no paint daubs.
''{The [[DELETED]] buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}''
''{The [[DELETED]] buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin—
''{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the [[Stripèd Green Rabbit]] from [[New Boots]] is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}''
''{Cut to the Fadey Screen, and the [[Stripèd Green Rabbit]] from [[New Boots]] is carved in a pumpkin. As Homestar continues, the ladies get excited.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}a stripèd green rabbit with two butts!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —a stripèd green rabbit with two butts!
''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}''
''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}''
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''{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}''
''{Cut to the slideshow showing a grotesque, poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it. It begins to speak.}''
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'''CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a garbled, nasaly voice}'' HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME{{--}}
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'''CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a garbled, nasaly voice}'' HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin}'' I'm sorry, we're out of time. ''{suddenly chipper}'' Ding board?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hastily cutting in in front of the pumpkin}'' I'm sorry, we're out of time. ''{suddenly chipper}'' Ding board?
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''{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}''
''{Cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{irritated}'' Next time{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{irritated}'' Next time—
''{Cut to a pumpkin with [[Peacey P]] and his logo painted on it.}''
''{Cut to a pumpkin with [[Peacey P]] and his logo painted on it.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}please phrase your pumpkin in the form of{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —please phrase your pumpkin in the form of—
''{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}''
''{Cut back to Homestar. He leans in angrily toward the camera.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}NO PAINT DAUBS!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —NO PAINT DAUBS!
''{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the [[DELETED]] buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}''
''{"NO PAINT DAUBS!" reappears in front of Homestar, with the [[DELETED]] buzzer and a "lose" musical cue. Cut to a wide shot of the studio.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And finally, everyone in today's audience{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And finally, everyone in today's audience—
''{Cut to a pumpkin with the [[Homestarmy]] "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}''
''{Cut to a pumpkin with the [[Homestarmy]] "DO YOU HAS?" slogan and Col-o-nel Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}gets to have to give me five bucks!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —gets to have to give me five bucks!
''{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}''
''{"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it. The crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Until next time, as always{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Until next time, as always—
''{The words "Chant Words Together!" appear as they're chanted.}''
''{The words "Chant Words Together!" appear as they're chanted.}''
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''{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}''
''{Cut back to the slideshow, which displays a pumpkin shaped like [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. The following words are on the screen as Homestar speaks.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand—
''{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}''
''{Cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Concession Stand. The subtitle updates to include the word "scary".}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.  
''{Cut to a [[Homestar Jr.]] (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}''
''{Cut to a [[Homestar Jr.]] (going for 99¢) pumpkin. The subtitle is "Brought to you by the Homestar Jr."}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.—
''{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}''
''{Cut to a pumpkin with an artist's painting palette behind a "NO" circle with a line through it, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs".}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}and the Council Against Paint Daubs.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —and the Council Against Paint Daubs.
''{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}''
''{Fade out. Fade back in to show "Today's Big Winners!": Natalie Cunningham (Thy Dungeonman), Jonathan Berner (wingaling Homestar), Andrew Colbert (Homestarmy), Benjamin Visness (Coach Z new logo), and Prentice Osborne (Stripèd Green Rabbit with two butts).}''

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