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[[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]] | [[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]] | ||
- | The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date. | + | The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date. |
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Man}}, {{film|The Sneak}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, [[Dee]] |
- | '''Places:''' "Skid Row", Someone's House, [[The Football Field]], [[Saw Mill]], The Boardwalk, | + | '''Places:''' "Skid Row", Someone's House, [[The Football Field]], [[Saw Mill]], The Boardwalk, Inside Sickly Sam, [[Glue Factory|The Glue Factory]] |
'''Date:''' Monday, February 11, 2008 | '''Date:''' Monday, February 11, 2008 | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam! | ||
- | '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{ | + | '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{boos}'' |
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad! | ||
- | '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{boos}'' | + | '''AUDIENCE:''' ''{stronger boos}'' |
- | ''{The last title shot features a robot, | + | ''{The last title shot features a robot, a ''[[Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Close Encounters]]''-style alien, and an unidentified eel-like creature.}'' |
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest! | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest! | ||
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''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text "Sickly Sam's Big Outing" and "Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez". Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}'' | ''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text "Sickly Sam's Big Outing" and "Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez". Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid row. |
''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled "SOME HAMS".}'' | ''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled "SOME HAMS".}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid ro— |
'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing. | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing. | ||
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''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}'' | ''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' Up and at 'em. |
''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words "AS-" and then "ASBESTOS".}'' | ''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words "AS-" and then "ASBESTOS".}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' You need some dentifrice! |
''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}'' | ''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}'' | ||
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're supposed to go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date. |
''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}'' | ''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh? The only date he has is with the glue factory! ''{musical sting}'' Which I will sell him to! ''{musical sting}'' For money! ''{musical sting}'' |
- | ''{cut to a room with The Homestar Runner and Sickly | + | ''{cut to a room with The Homestar Runner and Sickly sam inside}'' |
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First we gotta do something about that old ' | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack. |
''{The door is knocked}'' | ''{The door is knocked}'' | ||
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, the doorbe | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, the doorbe—''{the scene quickly cuts to the same spot}'' There's a knock at the door. |
- | ''{The Homestar Runner opens the door. The Sneak | + | ''{The Homestar Runner opens the door. The Sneak it on the other side, holding up a telegram.}'' |
- | '''THE SNEAK:' | + | '''THE SNEAK:''' Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam! |
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Sneak. Boot! | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Sneak. ''{Boot!}'' |
''{The Homestar Runner boots The Sneak off into the distance}'' | ''{The Homestar Runner boots The Sneak off into the distance}'' | ||
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'''SICKLY SAM:''' Am I gonna make romance? | '''SICKLY SAM:''' Am I gonna make romance? | ||
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses. | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{placing a bow tie on Sickly Sam}'' Now let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses. |
'''SICKLY SAM:''' I do believe you've spicked my span. | '''SICKLY SAM:''' I do believe you've spicked my span. | ||
- | ''{The bow tie turns into a | + | ''{The bow tie turns into a bat and flies away. Sickly Sam is now in a room with Marzipan, and the "Do a Dance" music is playing.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug! Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees! |
- | ''{Sickly Sam | + | ''{Sickly Sam does a dance, and his legs fall off. Sickly Sam is now on the football field with The Homestar Runner and Fort Wayne Locomotive.}'' |
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk? Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk? Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite... persuasion. |
- | '''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way, like you're facin' the defense of the ''{holding flag}'' Sheboygan Booteaters! Dames is trouble! | + | '''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way, like you're facin' the defense of the ''{holding flag}'' Sheboygan Booteaters! Dames is trouble! T-R-U-double-E-Bubble! Hut one, hut two, and a hike! |
- | ''{Fort Wayne Locomotive hands a football to Sickly Sam and runs away | + | ''{Fort Wayne Locomotive hands a football to Sickly Sam and runs away, shouting gibberish. The football deflates in Sickly Sam's hands, and The Homestar Runner begins to walk away. Sickly Sam and The Homestar Runner are now in front of Old-Timey Bubs's cart, labeled "Depot on Wheels."}'' |
- | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're almost ready, Sickly Sam. Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal... ''{The Homestar Runner's body | + | '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're almost ready, Sickly Sam. Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal... ''{The Homestar Runner's body begin to spin and his legs twist, pushing him upward, and he then abruptly snaps back down to the ground.}'' ...bouquet. |
'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Take a whiff. | '''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Take a whiff. | ||
- | ''{He holds the bouquet in front of Sickly Sam. He takes a whiff, causing the flowers to combust into flames and set the rest of the flowers on fire. The entire film catches fire and burns away from the screen. The soundtrack cuts out abruptly, and after a couple of seconds of white screen, the scene cuts to Strong Bad laughing evilly as The Homestar Runner and Marzipan, tied up | + | ''{He holds the bouquet in front of Sickly Sam. He takes a whiff, causing the flowers to combust into flames and set the rest of the flowers on fire. The entire film catches fire and burns away from the screen. The soundtrack cuts out abruptly, and after a couple of seconds of white screen, the scene cuts to Strong Bad laughing evilly as The Homestar Runner and Marzipan, tied up, slowly move along a conveyor belt toward a giant spinning sawblade. The scene then disappears and we see Sickly Sam, wearing a little hat with a flower on it, holding a box of 'Chockle,' standing on a wooden boardwalk, with a Coney-Island-style amusement park on a pier in the sunset in the background. Two very fake-looking birds 'fly' by, one from the left and one from the right, hanging from wires.}'' |
'''SICKLY SAM:''' I'm havin' a time. | '''SICKLY SAM:''' I'm havin' a time. | ||
- | ''{Cut to another section of the boardwalk, with Strong Bad, Strong Man, and | + | ''{Cut to another section of the boardwalk, with Strong Bad, Strong Man, and the Sneak.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys! Remember the plan! Step One: give him the business! |
- | ''{Strong Man flexes his muscles and | + | ''{Strong Man flexes his muscles and the Sneak's nose wiggles sneakily.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Step Two: cocktails in the parlor! We shan't get foiled again! |
''{Strong Man exits stage left, jumping out of the side of the frame and into the frame with Sickly Sam. He crashes through the wooden boards, leaving a jagged hole, from which three board-mounted 'shark fins' roil and dance greedily, as if invisible wooden sharks were feeding on him.}'' | ''{Strong Man exits stage left, jumping out of the side of the frame and into the frame with Sickly Sam. He crashes through the wooden boards, leaving a jagged hole, from which three board-mounted 'shark fins' roil and dance greedily, as if invisible wooden sharks were feeding on him.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam, who looks into the hole.}'' | ''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam, who looks into the hole.}'' | ||
- | '''SICKLY SAM:''' I can't say | + | '''SICKLY SAM:''' I can't say enough good things about this hole. |
- | ''{Camera moves to boardwalk railing, along which | + | ''{Camera moves to boardwalk railing, along which the Sneak is sneaking, with a Big Knife held in his twirly tail. He poises his tail to strike like a scorpion, but is attacked by four wire-hung seagulls which caw and screech as they 'attack' him. They carry him into the distant background and drop him into the water. Cut to Strong Bad, who jumps into the frame from stage right and threatens Sickly Sam with a revolver as he speaks.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Curses, you bone-legged boob! I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola! So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack! |
''{Sickly Sam reaches out an improbably long right arm, opens his mouth, and, seizing Strong Bad by the head, slowly swallows him feet first. Strong Bad flings his pistol into the water in surprise.}'' | ''{Sickly Sam reaches out an improbably long right arm, opens his mouth, and, seizing Strong Bad by the head, slowly swallows him feet first. Strong Bad flings his pistol into the water in surprise.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot! |
''{Strong Bad is mustache-deep in Sickly Sam's mouth by now}'' | ''{Strong Bad is mustache-deep in Sickly Sam's mouth by now}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected! |
''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam}'' | ''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam}'' | ||
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'''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{gulps}'' This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life! | '''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{gulps}'' This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life! | ||
- | ''{Circle wipe from black screen to interior of Sickly Sam's torso. More dramatic organ music plays. There is a barrel, a shovel, a jug marked 'XXX,' and a Parcheesi board with a few tokens on it.}'' | + | ''{Circle wipe from black screen to interior of Sickly Sam's torso. More dramatic organ music plays. There is a barrel, a shovel, a jug marked 'XXX,' and a [[wikipedia:Parcheesi|Parcheesi]] board with a few tokens on it.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette? What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways? |
- | ''{Fade out on Strong Bad shaking his fist in frustration. Organ music plays. Fade in on | + | ''{Fade out on Strong Bad shaking his fist in frustration. Organ music plays. Fade in on Sickly Sam standing in a grassy field. His left arm hugs a skinny, bony swaybacked horse with two enormous buck teeth, scraggly hair and a few strands of hair where a tail should be, wearing Far-Side-style ladies' glasses and a nametag labeled "Dee".}'' |
'''SICKLY SAM:''' I've finally found the love of a lifetime. | '''SICKLY SAM:''' I've finally found the love of a lifetime. | ||
- | ''{A big, beating pink heart appears over Dee's head. She leans into Sickly Sam's tender embrace as we circle-wipe to black. Only the heart is left above the words 'The End.' The organ music plays a final tune as the heart falls onto the lettering. The controls 'back?' and 'again?' appear.}'' | + | ''{A big, beating pink heart appears over Dee's head. She leans into Sickly Sam's tender embrace as we circle-wipe to black. Only the heart is left above the words 'The End.' The organ music plays a final tune as the heart falls onto the lettering. The controls 'back?' and 'again?' appear, and are the only clickable items on the end screen.}'' |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
*[[Wikipedia: Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] was a type of variety theater popular in the early 20th century, featuring comedians, musicians, and assorted other acts. | *[[Wikipedia: Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] was a type of variety theater popular in the early 20th century, featuring comedians, musicians, and assorted other acts. | ||
- | *A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and often other drugs. | + | *A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and, often, other drugs. |
- | *The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as "[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]", a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to | + | *The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as "[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]", a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to change shape. |
*A [[Wikipedia:Dentifrice|dentifrice]] is a means of maintaining oral hygiene, such as toothpaste or mouthwash. | *A [[Wikipedia:Dentifrice|dentifrice]] is a means of maintaining oral hygiene, such as toothpaste or mouthwash. | ||
- | *[[Wikipedia:Asbestos|Asbestos]] is a mineral compound that was used to make things like roofing, fireproofing and gaskets. After discovering asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, they have been banned from many countries since the mid-1980s | + | *[[Wikipedia:Asbestos|Asbestos]] is a mineral compound that was used to make things like roofing, fireproofing and gaskets. After discovering asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, they have been banned from many countries since the mid-1980s. |
- | * [[Wikipedia:Sheboygan, Wisconsin|Sheboygan]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]]. | + | * [[Wikipedia: Sheboygan, Wisconsin|Sheboygan]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]]. |
- | *"Dressed to the five and three- | + | *[[Wikipedia:Fort Wayne, Indiana|Fort Wayne]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]]. |
- | * | + | *Dapper means "marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners" |
- | + | *Dressed to the five and three-quarters is a toned-down version of [[Wiktionary:Dressed to the nines|dressed to the nines]]. The phrase refers to someone who is sharply dressed. | |
- | + | *The bees knees is a move of the Charleston, a popular 1920s dance. | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
- | *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon since 2004's [[That | + | *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon since 2004's [[That A Ghost]]. |
- | *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to include a color | + | *This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to include a color: pink. |
- | + | *This is the first cartoon in which we hear [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] say anything. | |
- | *This is the first cartoon in which [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] | + | **This is the first time the Fort Wayne Locomotive is made an official 1936 character, having previously been a background character. It is also the first time his name is officially used in a cartoon. The only other time he had been referred to by that name was in the commentary for Ballad of the Sneak. |
- | **This is the first time the Fort Wayne Locomotive is made an official | + | *This cartoon reveals that [[The Sneak]] can indeed talk. |
- | *This cartoon reveals that [[The Sneak]] can indeed talk | + | |
===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink. | *In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink. | ||
- | *"Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez" sounds similar to "based on the comedic stylings of [[ | + | *"Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez" sounds similar to "based on the comedic stylings of [[Li'l Strong Bad]]" from [[theme song]]. |
- | *As The Homestar Runner gets the telegram | + | *As The Homestar Runner gets the telegram it says "SUPER MODERN TELEGRAM," but as he reads it it says "HONEST TELEGRAM." |
- | *The first color films appeared in the | + | *The first color films appeared in the 1930s, but experimental color films-which this resembles-with only part of the scene colorized were done as early as the 1910s. |
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===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
*When Old Timey Strong Bad jumps in on the boardwalk, Sickly Sam's hat and [[chocolate]] disappear. | *When Old Timey Strong Bad jumps in on the boardwalk, Sickly Sam's hat and [[chocolate]] disappear. | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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* Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]]. | * Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]]. | ||
* "The Homestar Runner Progrum" is another instance of a [[progrum]]. | * "The Homestar Runner Progrum" is another instance of a [[progrum]]. | ||
- | * Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a "thousandaire", | + | * Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a "thousandaire", a reference to [[suntan]]. |
* The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]]. | * The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]]. | ||
* Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]], the [[Wikipedia: Charleston (dance)| Charleston]]. | * Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]], the [[Wikipedia: Charleston (dance)| Charleston]]. | ||
* Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]]. | * Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]]. | ||
- | * Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]] | + | * Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]] |
- | * Sickly Sam eating Strong Bad is another instance of [[ | + | * Sickly Sam eating Strong Bad is another instance of [[Eating Non-food Items]]. |
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===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | * " | + | * "The Rest" at the end of the introduction of characters is a reference to the theme of the first season of [[wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]. |
- | + | * "C'mon Jackson, cut yourself a slice of rug!" is a quote from the 1945 Looney Tunes cartoon [[Wikipedia:Hare Tonic|Hare Tonic]] with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. | |
- | + | *The voice The Fort Wayne Locomotive is similar to that of Ed Norton, a character on [[Wikipedia:The Honeymooners|The Honeymooners]] portrayed by [[Wikipedia:Art Carney|Art Carney]]. | |
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
- | + | *[[HR:bigouting.html|Watch "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]] | |
+ | *[[HR:bigouting.swf|View the Flash file for "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]] | ||
+ | *[[Forum:13557|Forum thread re: Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] | ||
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