Strong Sad's Character Video
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Strong Sad tells about his sad and lonely life.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Marzipan
Places: Strong Sad's Room
Date: July 14, 2003
Running Time:
Page Title: Poetry Slam!!
Transcript
{Open with a black screen.}
STRONG SAD: I don't wanna do a characters page!
MARZIPAN: Oh, come on, you can do it!
{The lens cap is removed, and Strong Sad appears as the camera focuses on him.}
STRONG SAD: I'm not really comfortable talking to a camera.
MARZIPAN: {off-screen} Just pretend like you're talking to me, or a wall, or a tree, or any of the other stuff that you usually talk to.
STRONG SAD: Ohhhhhh! My name's Strong Sad and... I have two brothers that like to pummel me every hour, on the hour. I mostly sit in my room, and... listen to music, and write, {begins tracing his finger along the edge of the screen} and talk to walls or trees... {stops touching the edge of the screen} and wait to be pummeled... I guess I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean I like to play board games more than most people do. But by that I also mean I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, me and Hi-Ho Cherry-O! were playing The Game of Life, and I got a phone call from... Coach Z or somebody. And, I didn't answer it because I was having such a good time with playing this board game, against this other board game...
MARZIPAN: {off-screen, losing patience} Okay, I think that's enough, Strong Sad.
STRONG SAD: And it got me to thinking, you know?
MARZIPAN: Okay, okay, I'm turning it off now.
STRONG SAD: {simultaneously} Two lovers... collide...
{The camera stops.}
External Links
- watch "Strong Sad's Character Video" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Strong Sad's Character Video"
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