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Yeah, I  haven't been here in a while, with final exams, blah blah blah.
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'''Strong Bad Email #153.5'''
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Strong Bad checks his email only to be annoyed by a Homestar Runner Wiki userpage.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]],  
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
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'''Date:''' July 18, 2006
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'''Running Time:''' 0:26
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486!!!
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== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(singing)'' I'm going to check emails all-a-round... ''(stops singing) ''Hit it!
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: auto">
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<div>Sluggy42</div>
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[[Image:IMG_0663.JPG|thumb|right|250px|My Crazy H*R Crap]]
[[Image:IMG_0663.JPG|thumb|right|250px|My Crazy H*R Crap]]
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==About Me==
 
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My name's cornbread. I mean, Woodrow. Yup, muh real name. Some people call me Q. I'm twelve, in seventh grade, and from the exact center of Connecticut. I guess you could say I'm a nerd. I love quantum mechanics, and me and my dad have a discussion about it almost every day after supper. My username has been my username for anything internet since the Half-Blood Prince came out (except for my screenname on AIM, which is slughorn42. Sluggy somes from Professor Slughorn, and 42 is the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, according to Douglas Adams in his ''Hitchhiker's Trilogy''.) I've memorized a bit of pi: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288. thirty-five decimal places.
 
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===How I Got Into The H Star R and the Wiki===
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===<div>A Brief History of the Sluggyverse</div>===
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I guess I really owe it to my girlfriend (who owes it to a certain Sasa, who owes it to her brother, from how I understand it). You can check out her crappy userpage [[User:Sami42|here]] (non-existent, fer the mo'). She gave me a link to the new sbemail at the time, long pants, because I was freaked out about her and some other people who went around saying that rediculous line, 'long long long long long long pants!'. So I havent really been with the site long. Thanks to her, I probably can't say ten sentances without something related to it. I've watched every single toon on the site ever (probably), and the guys at school think I'm crazy because of it. My favorite sbemail ever is absatotalutely [[narrator]].
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My name's cornbread. I mean, Woodrow. Yup, muh real name. Some people call me Q. I'm twelve, in seventh grade, and from the exact center of Connecticut. I guess you could say I'm a nerd. I love quantum mechanics, and me and my dad have a discussion about it almost every day after supper. My username has been my username for anything internet since the Half-Blood Prince came out (except for my screenname on AIM). Sluggy somes from Professor Slughorn, and 42 is the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, according to Douglas Adams in his ''Hitchhiker's Trilogy''. I've memorized a bit of pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209. fifty-five decimal places.
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====<div>How I Got Into The H Star R and the Wiki</div>====
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I guess I really owe my madness to my ex-girlfriend (who owes it to a certain Sasa, who owes it to her brother, from how I understand it). She gave me a link to the new sbemail at the time, long pants, because I was freaked out about her and some other people who went around saying that rediculous line, 'long long long long long long pants!'. So I havent really been with the site long. Thanks to her, I probably can't say ten sentances without something related to it. I've watched every single toon on the site ever (probably), and the guys at school think I'm crazy because of it. My favorite sbemail ever is absatotalutely [[virus]].
The same applies to the wiki. But at the time, anonny editing and signing up were disabled, so, I got annoyed. I abandoned going to the site fer a bit, then I came back on March 2<sup>nd</sup> (I know, quite a bit after it actually was restored) and saw it was restored. And, here I am.
The same applies to the wiki. But at the time, anonny editing and signing up were disabled, so, I got annoyed. I abandoned going to the site fer a bit, then I came back on March 2<sup>nd</sup> (I know, quite a bit after it actually was restored) and saw it was restored. And, here I am.
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===Tell Me More, Sir!===
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====<div>Tell Me More, Sir!</div>====
Obviously I want to be some high-tech engineer or something. Or like, study quantum theory. Who knows, somewhere there might be a sport where a telephone pole jumps off the ground and is caught by a very suprised looking man in a skirt. (For those who don't know, there is a sport in Scotland involving throwing a telephone pole as far as possible.)
Obviously I want to be some high-tech engineer or something. Or like, study quantum theory. Who knows, somewhere there might be a sport where a telephone pole jumps off the ground and is caught by a very suprised looking man in a skirt. (For those who don't know, there is a sport in Scotland involving throwing a telephone pole as far as possible.)
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==Favorite Quotes==
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====<div>My Recent Contributions</div>====
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I've been working on recording some of the [[Sound Effects]], as there are quite a few .ogg files missing and I don't know why. Note to self: Add the copyright tag, scalawag. Hey, that rhymed! I'm a poet, and, don't I know it.
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===<div>Favorite Quotes/Scenes</div>===
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you for calling the internet, may I have your account number or identity theft, please?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{reading slowly from sheets of paper}'' Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder. ''{turns page}'' I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up and listen. ''{Homestar drops the papers in surprise. Strong Bad bangs his hand on keyboard}'' My internet is crawling along like... something... funny... that crawls along.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incredulous}'' What?!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doo doot-tsp. Do doo doot-tsp. Do doo doot-tsp.
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''{Cut to a long shot of the office as Homestar stands up. Homestar is the only visible tech representative.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still singing}'' It's the hold music, do doot-tsp. Pa doo doot-tsp. Boodoo doo doot-tsp. ''{high pitched voice}'' Hold, music!
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''{Cut back to the splitscreen as Homestar sits down.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us. The next available representative wi&mdash;okay, I'm back! Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, enough! ''{bangs hand against keyboard again}'' I'm marching my pasty white bwathom down there to talk to the man in charge!
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''{He slams the phone down and walks offscreen during Homestar's next line.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I could&mdash;<br>
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'''STRONG BAD:'''
Ohhhhh... If you want it to be possessive,<br>
Ohhhhh... If you want it to be possessive,<br>
It's just "I-T-S."<br>
It's just "I-T-S."<br>
But if it's supposed to be a contraction,<br>
But if it's supposed to be a contraction,<br>
Then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S,"<br>
Then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S,"<br>
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Scalawag.<br><br>
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Scalawag.<br>
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You shank my jengaship!<br><br>
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Please move towards the center of the email and away from the doors.<br><br>
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'''HOMSAR:''' You shank my jengaship!<br>
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I'm not your babysitter. Or your Dad. Or your, Dadbysitter.<br><br>
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THIS BOOK IS TOO LONG!<br><br>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Please move towards the center of the email and away from the doors.<br>
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Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too.<br><br>
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Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive.<br><br>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not your babysitter. Or your Dad. Or your, Dadbysitter.<br>
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Dot dot dot!<br><br>
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Twees it around!<br><br>
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'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS BOOK IS TOO LONG!<br>
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S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too.<br>
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'''BUBS:''' Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive.<br>
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Dot dot dot!<br>
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Twees it around!<br>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!<br>
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==Number of the Whenever==
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===<div>Number of the Whenever</div>===
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109.5: The number of askterisks on my first paycheck after the 'and 00/100' (the last one got cut off).
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A lot: the amount of months it has been since my user page has been updated.
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===Old ones===
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====<div>Old ones</div>====
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*1.618: approx. phi (the 21<sup>st</sup> letter of the Greek alphabet)- the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio golden ratio] (a+b is to a as a is to b)
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*109.5: The number of asterisks on my first paycheck after the 'and 00/100' (the last one got cut off).
*13: The number of a Friday that everyone seems to be afraid of, the number of playing levels in Half-Life 2, and the number of empty soda cans on my desk.
*13: The number of a Friday that everyone seems to be afraid of, the number of playing levels in Half-Life 2, and the number of empty soda cans on my desk.
*42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything- at least according to Deep Thought. It took him seven billion years to come up with that one. Personally, I think he got confused, and thought they asked "what is six times seven?"
*42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything- at least according to Deep Thought. It took him seven billion years to come up with that one. Personally, I think he got confused, and thought they asked "what is six times seven?"
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*3.141592653589793238462643383: Pi (or at least what I've memorized)- the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter of it.
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*3.14159265358979323846264338327950288: Pi (or at least what I've memorized)- the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter of it.
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*6.0225*10<sup>23</sup>: Avogadro's Number- approx. the number of atoms of a particular element in a mole. (Yup. I'm twelve alright.)
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*6.0221415×10<sup>23</sup>: Avogadro's Number- the number of atoms of a particular element in it's mole. (Yup. I'm twelve alright.)
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==Some Emails I Sent to SB==
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===<div>Some Emails I Sent to SB</div>===
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I'm going to warn you <s>some</s> all of these emails are pretty stupid, so, read on carefully. (And really, I am representing people from muh school.)
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I'm going to warn you <s>some</s> all of these emails are pretty stupid, so, read on carefully. (And really, I am representing people from muh school. Like, three people.)
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<blockquote class="lappy email">
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Why don't you start your own buisness that would someday rival Bubs'?<br>
Why don't you start your own buisness that would someday rival Bubs'?<br>
Holy Crapola,<br>
Holy Crapola,<br>
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Representee of some guys from McGee School<br>
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Representee of some guys from<br>
Berlin, CT<br>
Berlin, CT<br>
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does strong badia have an intellegence agency? if you did, you could spy on homestar and the stupid things he does.<br>
does strong badia have an intellegence agency? if you did, you could spy on homestar and the stupid things he does.<br>
crapity crap,<br>
crapity crap,<br>
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representee of some guys from mcgee school, berlin, ct
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representee of some guys from berlin, ct
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If I keep emailing you, will you ever answer me?<br>
If I keep emailing you, will you ever answer me?<br>
Thanks,<br>
Thanks,<br>
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That same guy that is still a representee of McGee Middle School in Berlin, CT.<br>
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That same guy that is still a representee of Berlin, CT.<br>
Really.<br>
Really.<br>
And I know this email has absolutely no chance of being answered.<br>
And I know this email has absolutely no chance of being answered.<br>
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Before you went to CGNU, what schools did you go to? Also, whats your job?<br>
Before you went to CGNU, what schools did you go to? Also, whats your job?<br>
Still sending emails to you,<br>
Still sending emails to you,<br>
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Representee of the infamous McGee Middle School,<br>
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Representee of the infamous<br>
Berlin CT
Berlin CT
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I was wondering where you go and what you do on Friday nights. I mean, you gotta have some form of a party.<br>
I was wondering where you go and what you do on Friday nights. I mean, you gotta have some form of a party.<br>
This ones from<br>
This ones from<br>
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Woodrow Shattuck in Berlin CT<br>
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Woodrow in Berlin CT<br>
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Hey! SBuh! This is like, almost like night life! Except I sent this one about a year before that other guy sent it! Oh well.
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===<div>External Linking</div>===
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[http://www.sluggy42.blogspot.com My (highly unupdated) Blog]<br>
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[http://www.freewebs.com/sluggy42/westminster.htm Download the Tandy 400 font]</blockquote>
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''(Strong Bad does not read any of the email)''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what's this load of crap? And it looks like, I'm checking emails I never checked... in the email. Well, you know what this means.
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!!</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that's that. I checked an email.
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Probably more crazy crap to come! {{User:Sluggy42/sig}}
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''(The Paper comes down)''
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==External Links==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And that's your cue for you guys to go away.
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[http://www.sluggy42.blogspot.com My Blog] [http://www.freewebs.com/sluggy42 My Webpage] [http://www.mugglenet.com MuggleNet] [http://www.freewebs.com/sluggy42/westminster.htm Download the Tandy 400 font]
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Current revision as of 01:49, 23 February 2008

Strong Bad Email #153.5

Strong Bad checks his email only to be annoyed by a Homestar Runner Wiki userpage.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad,

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: July 18, 2006

Running Time: 0:26

Page Title: Lappy 486!!!

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[edit] Transcript

STRONG BAD: (singing) I'm going to check emails all-a-round... (stops singing) Hit it!

(Strong Bad does not read any of the email)

STRONG BAD: Now what's this load of crap? And it looks like, I'm checking emails I never checked... in the email. Well, you know what this means.


STRONG BAD: Okay, that's that. I checked an email.

(The Paper comes down)

STRONG BAD: And that's your cue for you guys to go away.

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