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[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|left|200px|This is Dangeresque.]]
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[[Image:The New Uzi.PNG|thumb|left|200px|And this is The New Uzi-Bazooka. Any questions?]]
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[[File:Uzi3.png|Someday I'll be thirty-five...and when I am, you'd better vote for me.]]
Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith!  I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters.  Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.
Greetings, whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith!  I am called Uzi-Bazooka on the forums, and "The New Uzi-Bazooka" here, because apparently I'm not allowed to have the same name as one of the characters.  Welcome to my long-put-off userpage.
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== He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions! ==
== He's got some Chinese stars, I mean, Contributions! ==
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*I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of [[2010 Calendar]].
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I started, finished, and wrote most of the text of [[2010 Calendar]].
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*I did most of [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]
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I did most of [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]]
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*I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of [[Bogus Mathematical Theorems]].  (Later I worked on several more sections)
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I also wrote "The Cooldratic Formula" section of [[Bogus Mathematical Theorems]].
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*I, not surprisingly, helped on [[Uzi Bazooka]], which later became a featured article.  Hoo-ray!
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I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember.  To be honest, I use the wiki more than I give to the wiki.
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*I created [[Devil and Angel Strong Bad]] and wrote it all on my lonesome own-some.
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*I did a lot of stuff on [[Ron Planet]], including counting the number of strips for a while.
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*[[Doom]].
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*[[Odd Marriages]] (Surprised it wasn't made before now.)
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*[[Ruby Powered Rocket]] needed cleanup
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*And who could forget my work on [[Frank Bennedetto]]?  Well, I did.  I worked on it a while ago, and didn't put it here 'til now.
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*I've done quite a bit on [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] and its related pages.
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*Added the awesome image from [[Food-Related Love]] using my skills of split-second "print screen" action!
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*I've also done some little editing work on various other pages, most of which I don't really remember.
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== Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"==
== Stick it to the Man! I mean, "Statistics!"==
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Current Mood: pensive
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Current Mood: Meh.
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Currently Playing: The Wii version of [[Wikipedia: Spy Fox in Dry Cereal|Spy Fox]], but just until I get my copy of [[Wikipedia: New Super Mario Bros. Wii|the latest Mario game]].
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Currently Playing: Situation: Comedy
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Currently Getting: the latest Mario game.  Weren't you listening?
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Currently Getting: Kicked in the face
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Currently Enjoying: Spring Break!
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Currently Enjoying: Some Jazz Music.
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Currently Mocking: people who think that Europa, a moon of Jupiter, is the same as Europe, a central continent.
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Currently Mocking: The Storm of '28.
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Favorite Toon: [[Pistols for Pandas]]
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Favorite Toon: Pistols for Pandas
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Favorite Sbemail: [[montage]]
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Favorite Sbemail: A tie between [[shapeshifter]] and [[hiding]].
Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: [[Behind the Dangerdesque]]
Favorite Non-SBCG4AP H*R Game: [[Behind the Dangerdesque]]
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* I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar.  I mean, have you ever listened to that guy?  He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.
* I don't know that I want to beat the snot out of Homestar.  I mean, have you ever listened to that guy?  He's obviously got a LOT of gunk up there.
* Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of.  Which I often make him do!
* Strong Sad keeps the sink clean enough to eat out of.  Which I often make him do!
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* You don't hear too much about evil princesses, do you? It's all evil queens, wicked stepmothers, and hot witches, mostly.
 
'''Homestar:'''
'''Homestar:'''
* Does "despair" have one G or two?
* Does "despair" have one G or two?
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* I'm...pregnant!
 
* Multipart one:
* Multipart one:
   STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
   STRONG BAD: What's that misshapen stick doing there?
   HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
   HOMESTAR: She organized the protest rally!
   STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!
   STRONG BAD: No, not Marzipan!
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*Multipart one:
 
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    STRONG BAD: Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
 
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    HOMESTAR: Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. Oh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who
 
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    came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that
 
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    was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him
 
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    we didn't need that old thing.
 
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    STRONG BAD: Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT.
 
'''Dangeresque:'''
'''Dangeresque:'''
* Uzi-Bazooka, now that you're dead, maybe you'll be melted down and turned into an actual Uzi-Bazooka!  We can only hope...
* Uzi-Bazooka, now that you're dead, maybe you'll be melted down and turned into an actual Uzi-Bazooka!  We can only hope...
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* You killed my father.  Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun pierce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
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* You killed my father.  Prepare to...have a bullet from my nunchuck gun peirce your flesh causing massive internal bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
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* Hello?  Commissioner?  Do WHAT to a rabbit?  You got the wrong number pal; I'm not in that business anymore.
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'''Strong Sad:'''
'''Strong Sad:'''
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   STRONG BAD: No!
   STRONG BAD: No!
   STRONG SAD: Did you get four hundred THOUSAND viruses?
   STRONG SAD: Did you get four hundred THOUSAND viruses?
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'''Coach Z:'''
 
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* You say tomater, I zader matermorts.
 
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* Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.
 
==Sounds E-mailesque!==
==Sounds E-mailesque!==
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Why, yes it does!  Sounds E-mailesque is my awesome fanstuff.  Dangeresque fights the law, he fights the crime, but can he fight hordes of fans?  Seriously, it's just a Dangeresque E-mail show.  Sadly, it was killed dead by vicious arguing between two Admins which I can't even begin to understandIt had a bright future; I had just written in a new computer after the old one was destroyed in a manner similar to [[virus]], and they killed that for some pretentious silly fighting I don't even understandWHY? WHY, CRUEL WORLD, WHY?!
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Why, yes it does!  Sounds E-mailesque is my awesome fanstuff.  Dangeresque fights the law, he fights the crime, but can he fight hordes of fans?  Seriously, it's just a Dangeresque E-mail show.  Still, it's rapidly running out of new E-mailsSo send some in!  SEND SOME! Before I start busting some heads!
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Umm...what was I talking about?
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Click here to see the awesome-osity: http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Sounds_E-mailesque!
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Oh, yes.
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Click here to see the awesome archives: http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Sounds_E-mailesque!
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==He fights the law, and he has a bottom ten, but not as much==
==He fights the law, and he has a bottom ten, but not as much==
[[File:Bottom10.png]]
[[File:Bottom10.png]]

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