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'''STRONG SAD:''' Current temperature: ninety-seven, ninety-eight degrees... humidity: twenty-five percent... ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad slowly start to leave, making a tapping noise as they do.}'' barometric pressure's thirty point oh five inches mercury... I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...
'''STRONG SAD:''' Current temperature: ninety-seven, ninety-eight degrees... humidity: twenty-five percent... ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad slowly start to leave, making a tapping noise as they do.}'' barometric pressure's thirty point oh five inches mercury... I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...
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''{Strong Sad grabs the spoon from off his head and opens his mouth widely to eat the sauce. Cut to the edge of the wall, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''
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''{Strong Sad grabs the spoon from off his head and opens his mouth widely to eat the sauce. But before he eats it, we cut to the edge of the wall, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that?! The high nineties!
'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that?! The high nineties!
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly smiling}'' Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly smiling}'' Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.
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''{Cut to stormy clouds, faint flashes of lightning, and the sound of thunder and wind blowing. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''
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''{Cut to stormy clouds, faint flashes of lightning, and the sound of thunder. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in sing-song voice}'' Light-ning.  ''{in a normal voice}'' You guys know the drill.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in sing-song voice}'' Light-ning.  ''{in a normal voice}'' You guys know the drill.
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''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat leaving the pool}''
''{Cut to Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat leaving the pool}''
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'''STRONG MAD AND THE CHEAT:''' ''{groans and The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG MAD and THE CHEAT:''' ''{groans and The Cheat noises}''
'''BUBS''': Man!
'''BUBS''': Man!
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''{Homestar Runner, Coach Z, and The King of Town walk through the pool carrying a TV antenna, golf clubs, and an umbrella, respectively. They stop in the middle of the pool.}''
''{Homestar Runner, Coach Z, and The King of Town walk through the pool carrying a TV antenna, golf clubs, and an umbrella, respectively. They stop in the middle of the pool.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z AND THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sighs and groans}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z and THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sighs and groans}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking with Bubs at the lifeguard chair}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad talking with Bubs at the lifeguard chair}''
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*Strong Bad's advice that "after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical," and so on, is a reference to the urban legend that one must [[snopes:oldwives/hourwait.asp|wait an hour after eating]] before swimming so as to prevent cramps.  
*Strong Bad's advice that "after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical," and so on, is a reference to the urban legend that one must [[snopes:oldwives/hourwait.asp|wait an hour after eating]] before swimming so as to prevent cramps.  
*[[Wikipedia:Ear candling|Ear candling]], also known as ear coning, is a folk remedy purporting to use the heat from a specialized candle to remove wax and debris from the ear.
*[[Wikipedia:Ear candling|Ear candling]], also known as ear coning, is a folk remedy purporting to use the heat from a specialized candle to remove wax and debris from the ear.
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*Marzipan's hair turning green is a result of the reactions of [http://chemistry.about.com/od/howthingsworkfaqs/f/greenhair.htm copper] on blond hair.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's paper reads:
*Strong Bad's paper reads:
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<div style="padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px; font-weight:bold;">
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<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px"><b><font color="#15215D">Monkey D's</font> <br/><font color="#971528">Summer Tips</font><br/><br/></b><font color="#242A78"><b>95°-100°=COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!<br/>90°-95°=Grip n' Glide time,<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Slip n' Slide time<br/>85°-90°=Tinkler time, Sprinkler time<br/>80°-85°=Nose time, Hose time<br/>
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<span style="color:#15215D;">Monkey D's</span> <br/>
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*In the pile of chemical bottles, there is a bottle of Bleach juice, which claims to contain &minus;4% fruit juice (a possible parody of many modern "fruit drinks," which are composed mainly of water and artificial ingredients).
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*In the pile of chemical bottles, there is a bottle of Bleach juice, which claims to contain &minus;4% fruit juice (a possible parody of many modern "fruit drinks", which are composed mainly of water and artificial ingredients).
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*Mannonball is a [[portmanteau]].
*Mannonball is a [[portmanteau]].
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*All of the main characters except [[Homsar]] appear in this email.
 
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*An air temperature of 97° [[Wikipedia:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit]] (36° [[Wikipedia:Celsius|Celsius]]) with a relative humidity of 25% puts the dew point at approximately 55° F (13° C), low enough to make the heat index approximately 95° F (35° C). While the air temperature may be quite warm, the humidity would not be too terribly uncomfortable. A wind speed of 10 mph (16 km/h) would also keep the air from becoming too oppressive.
*An air temperature of 97° [[Wikipedia:Fahrenheit|Fahrenheit]] (36° [[Wikipedia:Celsius|Celsius]]) with a relative humidity of 25% puts the dew point at approximately 55° F (13° C), low enough to make the heat index approximately 95° F (35° C). While the air temperature may be quite warm, the humidity would not be too terribly uncomfortable. A wind speed of 10 mph (16 km/h) would also keep the air from becoming too oppressive.
*When Strong Bad comes out from behind the wall, his legs are an older version.
*When Strong Bad comes out from behind the wall, his legs are an older version.
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*Strong Bad's farmer tan (tanned except in an area where a tank top would be) is curious considering that Strong Bad has only on very rare occasions been seen with a shirt. It also was not present after consulting Strong Sad for the weather.
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*Strong Bad's farmer tan (tanned except in an area where a tank top would be) is curious considering that Strong Bad has only on very rare occasions been seen with a shirt.
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*The Pool Rules state there is no diving, despite the fact that there is a diving board. Granted, there's also a rule forbidding swimming even though it's a swimming pool.
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*The Pool Rules state there is no diving, despite the fact that there is a diving board. However, there's also a rule forbidding swimming even though it's a swimming pool.
*Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before reentering the pool. None of the main characters have visible ears.
*Strong Bad mentions that, after eating, you must have an ear candling before reentering the pool. None of the main characters have visible ears.
*Marzipan remarks that she can feel her hair tingling, despite the fact that in [[haircut]] she states, "This is a weave."
*Marzipan remarks that she can feel her hair tingling, despite the fact that in [[haircut]] she states, "This is a weave."
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*Strong Bad's command to "press UP, A, and START before re-entering the pool" is a reference to the manner of entering various [[Wikipedia:Cheat code|cheat codes]] on the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]] using two NES controllers. Its most notable application is in [[The Legend of Zelda]] and Zelda II, in which it can be used to save the game without getting a game over.
*Strong Bad's command to "press UP, A, and START before re-entering the pool" is a reference to the manner of entering various [[Wikipedia:Cheat code|cheat codes]] on the [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]] using two NES controllers. Its most notable application is in [[The Legend of Zelda]] and Zelda II, in which it can be used to save the game without getting a game over.
*Marzipan's comment "I can feel it tingling" is a reference to commercials for medicated anti-dandruff shampoos, particularly [[Wikipedia:Selsun Blue|Selsun Blue]], that use tingling as an indication that the product is working.
*Marzipan's comment "I can feel it tingling" is a reference to commercials for medicated anti-dandruff shampoos, particularly [[Wikipedia:Selsun Blue|Selsun Blue]], that use tingling as an indication that the product is working.
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*Einstein and Kreskin refer to [[Wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]] (world-famous physicist) and [[Wikipedia:Amazing Kreskin|The Amazing Kreskin]] (kind-of-famous stage mentalist).
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*Einstein and Kreskin refer to [[Wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]] (world-famous physicist) and [[Wikipedia:Amazing Kreskin|The Amazing Kreskin]] (sort-of-famous mentalist).
== DVD Version ==
== DVD Version ==

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